Let’s get crackin’ bitches! Was it the nickname? If so, we’re sorry, Strawberry Shortcake! On the one hand, we say you shouldn’t sign up for a show like this if you can’t take the heat. On the other hand, Mizrahi telling her she should get out of the business...

Oh, you bitches. You dirty, dirty bitches. We kept our mouths shut over the Jane Fonda thing, but we cannot remain silent anymore. ANGIE DICKINSON IS DEAD. How COULD you? Sure, we all love Natalie Wood, but against a hardcore broad like Angie? Seriously? Well, fine. See how you like it this...

Was it the nickname? If so, we’re sorry, Strawberry Shortcake! On the one hand, we say you shouldn’t sign up for a show like this if you can’t take the heat. On the other hand, Mizrahi telling her she should get out of the business altogether was such a ridiculously...

Arrgh! It’s the “talk like a pirate episode,” matey! “Amanda is gone. Amanda is gone. I’m happy ’cause Amanda is gone.” Let’s file this one under “Irony’ll bite you in the ass every time.” Far be it for us to imply that reality...

Darlings, in honor of this week’s Musical Monday, let’s put our hands together for Miss Mizrahi and her salute to Miss Judy Garland! Hit it, Heather! Swanee – how I love ya, how I love ya My dear old Swanee! I’d give the world! To! Be!Among the folks in D-I-X-I-E-ven...

Well, last night’s 2-part season finale was a tense, exciting, emotional roller coaster ride that delved deep into the Lost mythology, answered a lot of questions while opening up new ones, and gave almost all the major players some great character moments. We enjoyed the hell out of...

Arrgh! It’s the “talk like a pirate episode,” matey! “Amanda is gone. Amanda is gone. I’m happy ’cause Amanda is gone.” Let’s file this one under “Irony’ll bite you in the ass every time.” Far be it for us to imply that reality...

Laura, Johnny, Markus, Haven, Reco. Together, they make shitty pants! He seems like a sweet guy and maybe he’s a decent designer (the LBD was cute), but what kind of crack do you have to be smoking to think of harem pants as a “must have?” Credit to Reco for calling it like...

Well, last night’s 2-part season finale was a tense, exciting, emotional roller coaster ride that delved deep into the Lost mythology, answered a lot of questions while opening up new ones, and gave almost all the major players some great character moments. We enjoyed the hell out of...

First Lady Michelle Obama speaks before an evening of music, poetry and the spoken word in the East Room of the White House in Washington wearing Basso & Brooke. Can you believe that’s the First Lady? Much like her nicknamesake, Jackie, she’s redefining how a First lady looks....

It’s time to cut off some circulation, bitches! Anna, Keith, Jonny, Kristin, and Andrew. Together, they make tourniquets! If they tried that on a real girl, her tits would be up around her ears. “And it’s not going to be this hard tomorrow to get it on your model?”...

Michelle Monaghan attends the 2009 Free Arts NYC Benefit auction at 205 West 39th Street in New York City in Calvin Klein. Hmmm. This one’s a toughie. Calvin Klein Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Diana Farkhullina On the one hand, it’s definitely an eye-catching dress. On the other...

Hey, remember this post, where we showed you pics of Heidi posing in Beverly Hills and said we shouldn’t judge how she looks until we see the editorial? Well, guess what? It’s judging time! Haider Ackerman Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Sigrid Agren The entire Vogue Germany June 2009...

It’s time to cut off some circulation, bitches! Anna, Keith, Jonny, Kristin, and Andrew. Together, they make tourniquets! If they tried that on a real girl, her tits would be up around her ears. “And it’s not going to be this hard tomorrow to get it on your model?”...

Hey, remember this post, where we showed you pics of Heidi posing in Beverly Hills and said we shouldn’t judge how she looks until we see the editorial? Well, guess what? It’s judging time! Haider Ackerman Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Sigrid Agren The entire Vogue Germany June 2009...

Darlings, we have documented time and again our reluctance to watch network television (except for Lost, of course) and we readily admit that the majority of cable television is a vast landscape of mind-numbingly stupid shows. But lately, we’ve come to the realization that we’re...

Merlin says, ‘Let’s get to it, chicas!” “A lot of people ask me, ‘Is Merlin is your real name?” Of all the possible questions that come into mind upon encountering Merlin, we can’t imagine THAT one would get asked all that much. Oh, and by the...

Poodles, British Vogue and photographer Mario Testino turned their eyes toward the spring 2009 Couture collections and got Natalia Vodianova to model them. Since a picture is supposedly worth a thousand words, we figure there’s not much else for us to say. Let your eyes drink it in,...

Darlings, we are thrilled to report that RuPaul’s Drag Race is holding auditions for the next season and even more thrilled to report that the incomparable Hedda Lettuce is auditioning. We guess this means that we’ll be seeing more queens with a slightly higher profile for Season...

Darlings, we have documented time and again our reluctance to watch network television (except for Lost, of course) and we readily admit that the majority of cable television is a vast landscape of mind-numbingly stupid shows. But lately, we’ve come to the realization that we’re...

Merlin says, ‘Let’s get to it, chicas!” “A lot of people ask me, ‘Is Merlin is your real name?” Of all the possible questions that come into mind upon encountering Merlin, we can’t imagine THAT one would get asked all that much. Oh, and by the...