Darlings, let’s pretend we were invited to the American Ballet Theatre’s 69th annual Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City, NY. And let’s pretend we spent the whole evening judging the other party-goers’ outfits. Iman Oscar de la Renta Resort...

But first, a word about the mini-challenge. Unlike many of you, we don’t particularly mind the idea of a mini-challenge. We support, in theory, any attempt to differentiate the show from Project Runway. The problem is, except for the first one with the black t-shirts, none of the...

One of us hates this movie and one of us loves it. It’s Mary Poppins! The story of a demonic nanny and the dysfunctional family she helps destroy! Just remember, we did this all for you, bitches! Our story starts here, over 1910 London, as Satan’s Bride prepares herself for her...

Darlings we are so behind on our Cannes posts! We have some major catching up to do. Sharon Stone attends the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Balmain Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva Oh, Sharon. You...

NEKKID! Clearly, the goal of this challenge was, “Let’s fuck with the models as much as we can!” We’re surprised they didn’t just set them on fire. And holy shit, how irritating were these two? They were like parodies of what people think fashion photographers...

Angelina Jolie (and accessory) attends the Inglorious Basterds Premiere held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival. Jesus Christ, they are a ridiculously good-looking couple. Versace Fall 2008 CollectionModel: Lily Donaldson It’s virtually...

NEKKID! Clearly, the goal of this challenge was, “Let’s fuck with the models as much as we can!” We’re surprised they didn’t just set them on fire. And holy shit, how irritating were these two? They were like parodies of what people think fashion photographers...

Well, that was a slightly better episode, yes, kittens? Either they drugged him, directed him, or edited him, but we got a much more toned down Heather last night. Norma Kamali was a fantastic judge. She gave incisive, and more importantly, useful criticism and she seemed genuinely concerned...

Welcome Back, Annie Hall! Like most trends, it’s stuff we’ve seen before only slightly re-imagined. Fashionistas have been flirting with the menswear-as-womenswear trend ever since Marlene Dietrich donned her first tuxedo. Although some of the looks we’re seeing lately come...

Anne Hathaway attends the 54th Annual Village Voice Obie Awards at Webster Hall in New York City. Proenza Schouler Pre-Fall 2009 Collection Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele Matchy-match purse! Matchy-match purse! Oh god, this is the trend now, isn’t it? It’s gonna kill us. Aside from...

Welcome Back, Annie Hall! Like most trends, it’s stuff we’ve seen before only slightly re-imagined. Fashionistas have been flirting with the menswear-as-womenswear trend ever since Marlene Dietrich donned her first tuxedo. Although some of the looks we’re seeing lately come...

We bet THAT title got your attention! So our Miss Brooke did a shoot for the new issue of Australian magazine Kurv, and we’re kinda scratching our head over the whole thing. Take a look: We’re all for someone doing a little image management and trying to break out of their own...

We’re in the homestretch, ladies! Not much to say about the team. To our eternal annoyance, they were professional and drama-free. Bitches. Andrew: Very nicely done. It’s got a little bit of a Roland Mouret thing going on with the sleeves. We like. The little strip of trim around...

We bet THAT title got your attention! So our Miss Brooke did a shoot for the new issue of Australian magazine Kurv, and we’re kinda scratching our head over the whole thing. Take a look: We’re all for someone doing a little image management and trying to break out of their own...

Tilda Swinton attends the “Up” Premiere at the Palais De Festival during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival in Haider Ackerman. Haider Ackerman Fall 2009 Collection Even when she gets it wrong, she does it so much better than anyone else. Let’s start with what we...

Evangeline Lilly attends the Vengeance Premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival: Valentino Spring 2009 Couture Collection Model: Charlotte di Calypso We miss Lost already! This dress, while gorgeous, is not the dress for Evie here. She’s...

Let’s face it: Team Tiny is the one to beat. Although James-Paul is NOT the person to go to describe the concept. Last week, it was a Rubik’s cube dress that looked nothing like a Rubik’s cube. This week, the concept was “stealth fighter,” which also meant...

First lady Michelle Obama at the ribbon cutting ceremony to officially re-open the Charles Engelhard Court, centerpiece of the newly renovated American Wing, at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Isaac Mizrahi. Isaac Mizrahi Pre-Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Rachel Clark Since...

Betty Draper appears in a Harper’s Bazaar UK editorial in the June 2009 issue, photographed by Paola Kudacki Givenchy Spring 2009 Couture CollectionModel: Sigrid Agren Giambattista Valli Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva Chloé Spring 20009 CollectionModel: Raquel Zimmerman If...

Betty Draper appears in a Harper’s Bazaar UK editorial in the June 2009 issue, photographed by Paola Kudacki Givenchy Spring 2009 Couture CollectionModel: Sigrid Agren Giambattista Valli Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva Chloé Spring 20009 CollectionModel: Raquel Zimmerman If...

Darlings, if you’re anything like us (and you should be) then you miss PR season 3′s Uli Herzner. Luckily, plumtv.com has a series of videos that demonstrate why we all love the adorable German Beach Princess and they’re called “It’s Very Uli.” And...