Baby Jesus on the Runway! Here’s how the folks over at style.com saw it: “Sparkling.” How else was Stefano Gabbana going to describe his mood after a show that put on the glitz to a degree so OTT it bordered on the satirical? It had all the skin and shimmer, flesh and flash...

Bitches, we had such a busy day yesterday! As many of you figured out, we dashed off to NYC yesterday for the taping of the final collections for The Fashion Show. This was a very different experience from attending a Project Runway Bryant Park finale.For one, it wasn’t held in Bryant...

Hey, guess what? That was a pretty good episode! Not only did we like the challenge, we even liked the staging (which is usually execrable on this show). That dramatic reveal with all the vintage dresses? Nicely done and a great visual. And look who unsheathed HER claws! Although to be fair,...

Let’s stretch the old muscles, shall we? Here’s what WWD had to say about Westwood’s collection: “The Vivienne Westwood man is boarding an ocean liner for spring cruising, Twenties style, with a dapper wardrobe of fitted blazers, striped and checked pants and light and...

Hit it! Isaac: PUT YOUR FRIGGING HANDS DOWN. Honestly, they’re going to have to handcuff that queen whenever she has to do a line reading. How about that? A cool challenge! Rumble in the fabric store! It’s the Queens vs. the Bitches! When you’re a queen you’re a queen...

Let’s stretch the old muscles, shall we? Here’s what WWD had to say about Westwood’s collection: “The Vivienne Westwood man is boarding an ocean liner for spring cruising, Twenties style, with a dapper wardrobe of fitted blazers, striped and checked pants and light and...

Let’s watch models getting dressed! Actually, it’s not as titillating as it sounds. The pre-show fittings went like clockwork but if someone wanted to shoot a documentary about it it would be 2 hours of “Try this on.” “Ok, now give me a walk.” “What...

Lucy Liu attends the Persol “Incognito Design Exhibition” at The Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City in Giambattista Valli. Giambattista Valli Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Kasia Struss Does this bitch age? Y’know, this could have gone either way. That’s a...

Let’s watch models getting dressed! Actually, it’s not as titillating as it sounds. The pre-show fittings went like clockwork but if someone wanted to shoot a documentary about it it would be 2 hours of “Try this on.” “Ok, now give me a walk.” “What...

Your grandmother introduced you to a sewing machine. Is that how you got started in fashion? I started at a very young age, we had a sewing machine in our house and my grandmother showed me how to use it. I started created things on my own, you know, experimenting. You studied fashion in...

Let’s get our fashion on, bitches! Before we get to the “runway” shots, a little reminder of what we were all doing there: “Debuting this summer, S.O.S. (Shopping On Sunday), produced jointly by FIPAP and Fund in the Sun Foundation, will give you the chance to combine...

Homestretch, poodles! On the one hand, we thought the so-called “prize” for the mini-challenge – 5 minutes alone with Isaac – sounded…well, first off, it sounded a little sexual, but more importantly, it sounded like a bullshit prize. We figured that all of the...

Let’s get our fashion on, bitches! Before we get to the “runway” shots, a little reminder of what we were all doing there: “Debuting this summer, S.O.S. (Shopping On Sunday), produced jointly by FIPAP and Fund in the Sun Foundation, will give you the chance to combine...

Homestretch, poodles! On the one hand, we thought the so-called “prize” for the mini-challenge – 5 minutes alone with Isaac – sounded…well, first off, it sounded a little sexual, but more importantly, it sounded like a bullshit prize. We figured that all of the...

Gwen Stefani in Elle, ladies. “On being a mother: “It’s one thing when you have an infant, but when you have this two-or three-year-old going, ‘Mommy, what’s the deal?’ it’s harder. Kingston’s whole thing is, ‘I need, I need.’ He is insane right now. We’re just hoping for the best and...

Let’s all visit a magical island, kittens! Friday, we headed out for a fabulous weekend of fashion and shopping on Fire Island. Believe it or not, neither of us had ever been to Fire Island. We fell in love with it in seconds. It really is an incredibly beautiful place. Our hardworking...

Gwen Stefani in Elle, ladies. “On being a mother: “It’s one thing when you have an infant, but when you have this two-or three-year-old going, ‘Mommy, what’s the deal?’ it’s harder. Kingston’s whole thing is, ‘I need, I need.’ He is insane right now. We’re just hoping for the best and...

Enough with the damn dresses! Let’s get manly! Style has the goods: “Versace’s menswear has been disappointingly inanimate since Cloak’s Alexandre Plokhov was brought in from New York to juice it up, but this season Plokhov shook it awake with a spectacular reminder of...

Let’s all visit a magical island, kittens! Friday, we headed out for a fabulous weekend of fashion and shopping on Fire Island. Believe it or not, neither of us had ever been to Fire Island. We fell in love with it in seconds. It really is an incredibly beautiful place. Our hardworking...

Enough with the damn dresses! Let’s get manly! Style has the goods: “Versace’s menswear has been disappointingly inanimate since Cloak’s Alexandre Plokhov was brought in from New York to juice it up, but this season Plokhov shook it awake with a spectacular reminder of...

Alright, bitches. We’ve hooked up our coffee I.V.s and we’re ready to get our bitch on.Hit it! “Designers, this week we’ve decided to have you tackle one of the most pressing and important jobs in all of fashion.” “Dressing the slutty unprofessional girls...