Alright, bitches. We’ve hooked up our coffee I.V.s and we’re ready to get our bitch on.Hit it! “Designers, this week we’ve decided to have you tackle one of the most pressing and important jobs in all of fashion.” “Dressing the slutty unprofessional girls...

Darlings, we’re still wiping the sand out of our eyes and stubbornly refusing to even look at our work emails, but for now, let’s rip dresses. Although we don’t have much ripping to do. Why? Style sez: “As ever at Marc Jacobs, the references and ideas came fast and...

Alright, bitches. We’ve hooked up our coffee I.V.s and we’re ready to get our bitch on. Hit it! “Designers, this week we’ve decided to have you tackle one of the most pressing and important jobs in all of fashion.” “Dressing the slutty unprofessional girls...

Darlings, we’re still wiping the sand out of our eyes and stubbornly refusing to even look at our work emails, but for now, let’s rip dresses. Although we don’t have much ripping to do. Why? Style sez: “As ever at Marc Jacobs, the references and ideas came fast and...

Jodie Foster attends the Women In Film 2009 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California in Giorgio Armani. Giorgio Armani Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Ilze Bajare Clearly, Jodie’s not an “I enjoy being a girl” kinda girl, but she always...

Okay bitches, we’ve got a train to catch so let’s get this party started quickly, right? Here we go. We think this is exactly what the show should be doing every episode: treating the contestants like junior designers. Get Mizrahi off the co-hosting gig and make him the senior...

Okay, we’ve got a train to catch so let’s get this party started quickly, right? Here we go. We think this is exactly what the show should be doing every episode: treating the contestants like junior designers. Get Mizrahi off the co-hosting gig and make him the senior designer...

Much to discuss, darlings! In our first installment, fashion reality shows are still trying to make The Devil Wears Prada work for them. It’s over. Stop it. Also, once again the show confuses the work of a fashion designer with the work of a stylist. In our second installment, the show...

People Magazine tackles the issues of the day! Because the endless lists of the most genetically and surgically gifted people in the entertainment industry NEVER get old, People offers up their list of the Hottest Bachelors. Because we get tired talking about dresses, we’re going to...

People Magazine tackles the issues of the day! Because the endless lists of the most genetically and surgically gifted people in the entertainment industry NEVER get old, People offers up their list of the Hottest Bachelors. Because we get tired talking about dresses, we’re going to...

Maggie Grace attends the 2009 Whitney Contemporaries Art Party And Auction at Skylight in New York City in Christian Siriano. Christian Siriano Fall 2009 Collection She rocked his dress at the CFDAs the other night, but this is a big bleh. Shapeless and plain and just not doing a thing for...

There’s exposed boob and naked old man in this one, poodles. Consider yourself warned. Celebrities just aren’t like us, no matter how much they try to tell you otherwise. You see, we, the dignified non-celebrity, have the option of indulging in a mid-life crisis quietly and to the...

There’s exposed boob and naked old man in this one, poodles. Consider yourself warned. Celebrities just aren’t like us, no matter how much they try to tell you otherwise. You see, we, the dignified non-celebrity, have the option of indulging in a mid-life crisis quietly and to the...

Let’s put this one to bed, bitches. We have a bitchy gal pal with whom we’ve coined a phrase for those trying times when you want to be diplomatic while you’re talking trash about someone who doesn’t look as good as she thinks: “She’s...

It’s fashion’s prom night, kittens! And everyone did okay! Maggie Grace in Christian Siriano Spring 2009 She looks great. The belt is a smart addition (although we wouldn’t have gone all black in the accessories.) Diane Kruger in Jason Wu Fall 2009 She also looks great. For...

It’s fashion’s prom night, kittens! And everyone did okay! Maggie Grace in Christian Siriano Spring 2009 She looks great. The belt is a smart addition (although we wouldn’t have gone all black in the accessories.) Diane Kruger in Jason Wu Fall 2009 She also looks great. For...

Style.com gives their take: “Wu’s Resort show was full of reliably pretty dresses, among them a print chiffon frock peeking from underneath a navy trench and a short strapless number in three-dimensional petals. What really felt fresh, though, was the lemon silk shantung blazer...

Guess what we have? Opinions! She’s making her triumphant return to the high waist here. This is a fab little outfit. And the jacket upped the fab even more. To be honest, that fabric’s a bit closer to ugly than to fab, but it’s such a well-designed and constructed little...

Style.com gives their take: “Wu’s Resort show was full of reliably pretty dresses, among them a print chiffon frock peeking from underneath a navy trench and a short strapless number in three-dimensional petals. What really felt fresh, though, was the lemon silk shantung blazer...

Jennifer Aniston attends the Women In Film 2009 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California in a modified Prada dress. What do we think of this one, kittens? Prada Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Sasha Pivovarova On the one hand, she clearly works damn...

How did you get started in fashion? I started a long time ago when I was 16. I was living in Indiana where fashion doesn’t really exist and I had written a letter to my favorite designer at the time, Anna Sui. She was the only person I wanted to work for, so I sent her a letter, she wrote...