Put your shades on, poodles. Because this one’s a retina-burner. Style.com abuses the adjective: “Vivid pastels, geometric prints, baroque curlicues, short-short skirts, and slinky, sexy chain mail: Where else could this be but Versace? For Spring, Donatella Versace was telling...

Or, you know, not. We’ve got nothing to say about the silly romance that never was, but we do think it’s awfully funny that they decided to confer on their looks so they didn’t step on each other’s toes and then they both turned around and produced amazingly similar...

Suddenly, everyone in the Mad Men world is looking up. Roger watches the sunrise and declares it average, Betty looks into the sun and swoons, Carlton claims to stare at the sun every day, Sally and her teacher huddle together in a camera obscura to watch the eclipse, and Don? Don just needs...

Trick or Treat! Harper’s Bazaar October 2009Editorial: Tim Burton’s Tricks & Treats Models: Malgosia Bela, Evelina Mambetova, and Sophie Srej Hair: Malcolm Edwards Makeup: Sam Bryant Stylist: Jacob K Photographer: Tim Walker LOVE. THIS.What else do you need to know? It’s...

Put your shades on, poodles. Because this one’s a retina-burner. Style.com abuses the adjective: “Vivid pastels, geometric prints, baroque curlicues, short-short skirts, and slinky, sexy chain mail: Where else could this be but Versace? For Spring, Donatella Versace was telling...

Trick or Treat! Harper’s Bazaar October 2009Editorial: Tim Burton’s Tricks & Treats Models: Malgosia Bela, Evelina Mambetova, and Sophie Srej Hair: Malcolm Edwards Makeup: Sam Bryant Stylist: Jacob K Photographer: Tim Walker LOVE. THIS.What else do you need to know? It’s...

Oh, kittens. We’re really going to step in it now. We might as well get this over with, like ripping off a band-aid. Okay, here goes: We don’t think the judges were too hard on Gordana this episode. *duck* Are you still there? Are you still yelling at your monitor? Once...

Darlings, it’s speed fashion! Because we’re so terribly far behind on the Bryant Park collections, we’re gonna do a rapid roundup and just type the first words that pop into our heads. Ready? GO! Proenza Schouler Great colors, drab silhouettes, all the hems are the exact...

Oh, kittens. We’re really going to step in it now. We might as well get this over with, like ripping off a band-aid. Okay, here goes: We don’t think the judges were too hard on Gordana this episode. *duck* Are you still there? Are you still yelling at your monitor? Once...

Darlings, it’s speed fashion! Because we’re so terribly far behind on the Bryant Park collections, we’re gonna do a rapid roundup and just type the first words that pop into our heads. Ready? GO! Proenza Schouler Great colors, drab silhouettes, all the hems are the exact...

This is the topic that will not die. All anyone wants to talk about is our missing bitches. Since Nina re-opened the wounds in her latest L.A. Times interview: Several fans of the show have missed seeing you and Michael Kors in the judges’ chairs these last few weeks.The reality is that both...

Let’s talk shoes, ladies. For its spring 2010 collection Prada unveiled these chandelier-inspired shoes. Take a gander: We’re throwing the floor open for opinions as always, but we just can’t keep our mouths shut on this one. While there is a certain fabulosity to the idea,...

This is the topic that will not die. All anyone wants to talk about is our missing bitches. Since Nina re-opened the wounds in her latest L.A. Times interview: Several fans of the show have missed seeing you and Michael Kors in the judges’ chairs these last few weeks.The reality is that both...

Let’s talk shoes, ladies. For its spring 2010 collection Prada unveiled these chandelier-inspired shoes. Take a gander: We’re throwing the floor open for opinions as always, but we just can’t keep our mouths shut on this one. While there is a certain fabulosity to the idea,...

And the confusion continues, kittens. Commenters, as is the custom with the internet, have very strong opinions about who was robbed and who was treated badly and who should have gone home this past episode. We’re having a hard time signing on to any one point of view because there were...

And the confusion continues, kittens. Commenters, as is the custom with the internet, have very strong opinions about who was robbed and who was treated badly and who should have gone home this past episode. We’re having a hard time signing on to any one point of view because there were...

Don’t hate us, kittens. Why are we asking you not to hate us? Because while we’re in agreement with what seems to be most of you that the judging last night was fucked up, we’re pretty much also in agreement with the judges’ pick for win and auf. We had high hopes for...

It’s Back to School like you’ve never seen it before, darlings! Vogue Italia September 2009Editorial: “Close-up”Photographed by Miles AldridgeFashion Editor: Alice GentilucciLocation: Bancroft’s School, Essex, England We have little to add except the clothes are...

Uh-oh! Pocahontas won the challenge and the commenters are PISSED. Last night couldn’t have offered a better primer in the ways this show screws with the judging process. The most common judging fuck-up is one where the designers are given a challenge and then the judges decided to base...

Don’t hate us, kittens. Why are we asking you not to hate us? Because while we’re in agreement with what seems to be most of you that the judging last night was fucked up, we’re pretty much also in agreement with the judges’ pick for win and auf. We had high hopes for...

It’s Back to School like you’ve never seen it before, darlings! Vogue Italia September 2009Editorial: “Close-up”Photographed by Miles AldridgeFashion Editor: Alice GentilucciLocation: Bancroft’s School, Essex, England We have little to add except the clothes are...