Don’t worry, Vanessa. We’re not gonna rag on a casual day outfit like this. You’re safe.   Vanessa Hudgens visits a friend in Los Angeles. As penis’d people, we’re endlessly fascinated by maxi-skirts in warm weather. So many ladies swear by them, but we...

It’s funny. We picked this look early this morning in order to trash it, and looking at it now, we have no idea why.   Freida Pinto attends Proenza Schouler Capsule Collection Launch Party in London. Freida is wearing a dress by Proenza Schouler paired with Rupert Sanderson...

Charlotte Olympia Clear Perspex Clutches     [Photo Credit:...

Oh, MISS ROSARIO. Who did this to you? What can we do to help?   Rosario Dawson at the launch of the Tanqueray Gin Palace, held at 13 Floral Street, Covent Garden, London. The hair is so limp, darlings. The dress, so shapeless. The bridesmaid shoes, so tragic. The makeup, so drab. How...

A little ditty about Josh and Diane.   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger head to dinner in NYC. Versus Spring 2012 Collection Pump Sorry, we lied. No ditty. Songwriting and poetry is not our forte, darlings. We just couldn’t get the lyric out of our heads. Anyway, here’s a...

Andrea Riseborough attends the world premiere of ‘Oblivion’ in Buenos Aires, Argentina in an Elie Saab gown. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Cora Emmanuel (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Amanda hands her big eyes over to Tatler Russia to see what they can do with them. Turns out, they can do pretty alright.   ‘Les Miz’ star Amanda Seyfried covers the April 2013 issue of Tatler Russia magazine in a Christian Dior dress photographed by Guy Aroch. Christian Dior...

Darlings, here is your Boy of the Day, Mr. Ryan Reynolds, walki– Hold up.   Ryan Reynolds grabs some lunch at Burger King in New York City. RYAN REYNOLDS EATS BURGER KING? What the FUCK, world. We could live on nothing but protein shakes and dreams, doing a thousand crunches a day...

Like us, you might be the type who scrolls down slowly to take in an outfit. And like us, you might foolishly wind up yelling, “Stop it, Dress! Just STOP!”   Marion Cotillard attends the ‘Rust And Bone’ Japan Premiere in Tokyo in Christian Dior. Christian Dior...

Miss Freida is serving up Mumbai Diva Realness.   Freida Pinto attends the Lakme Fashion Week in Mumbai in a black one-shoulder Naeem Khan dress with gold beaded lace appliqué accessorized with Jimmy Choo sandals. Naeem Khan Fall 2013 Collection Jimmy Choo ‘Fitch’ Sandal...

Jennifer Hudson celebrates Weight Watchers 50th anniversary in New York City in Donna Karan. Donna Karan Metallic Fold-over Stretch Pencil Skirt Christian Louboutin Diptic Pump     [Photo Credit: Getty, net-a-porter.com,...

This is kind of cute in an “’80s teen sitcom star” kind of way.   Krysten Ritter out and about in Soho, New York City. It’s totally Jo from The Facts of Life, right? Or maybe Mallory from Family Ties? Carol from Growing Pains? Darlene from Roseanne? Punky...

On the rare occasions we feature the Cumberbatch or the Hiddleston (which sound like two train stops), we always feel like Ed Sullivan introducing the Beatles. Like we’re expecting feminine shrieking and chairgasms at the mention of their names. Well, here you go, ladies. Give us a...

Tory Burch Fall 2013 Collection shoes adorned with golden dragonflies.     [Photo Credit:...

We realize that Brit-lebrities aren’t called upon to do it as much as their America-based counterparts, but sweet Jesus on a breadstick, this woman needs posing lessons.   ‘Downton Abbey’ star Elizabeth McGovern attends the ‘The Book of Mormon’ Musical UK...

Ooooh, Mama’s got her EATIN’ PANTS on today! They must be heading to the IHOP.   Heidi Klum with her boyfriend and family in Honolulu, Hawaii. It’s actually a really cute outfit, we have to say. Perfect for a vacation. A vacation with all-you-can-eat buffets. You go,...

Helen Mirren attends the Jameson Empire Awards 2013 in London, England in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Denisova     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Before we get to the outfit, we just want to point out that we’re two red carpet commenters commenting on another red carpet commenter’s outfit on the red carpet, as she promotes her red-carpet-commentary show. The meta, you’re soaking in it. Kelly Osbourne attends a...

Boy, Taylor Swift is going to be pissed someone got to this dress before she did.   Samantha Barks at the Jameson Empire Awards 2013 in a sleveless dress by Greek designer Celia Kritharioti paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. Celia Kritharioti Spring 2012 Collection It’s … just...

Darlings, consider the following pictures and attempt to form an opinion as you scroll down. We know you have it in you.   Miley Cyrus attends ‘Seacrest Studios’ event held at CHOC Children’s Hospital in Orange, California. Rosie Huntington Whiteley attends the Chanel...

Gotta say, this caused the much-sought-after Gay Gasp to erupt from us.   Nicole Kidman attends the Omega Gala ‘La Nuit Enchantee’ at Gartenpalais Liechtenstein in Vienna, Austria in an Oscar de la Renta gown paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and a Omega watch. Oscar de la...