Supermodel Nieves Alvarez attends premiere of ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a custom strapless raspberry red, silk crepe Ralph & Russo Couture gown with dramatic gazaar bustle, silk tulle underlay and rose gold...

All the kudos in the world to Mr. Cooper for not being afraid of color.   Bradley Cooper attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover – Part 3′ in Westwood, California in a Gucci suit. And while we’d love to talk about how the fit’s not that great, or that the lack...

Miss Naya isn’t fooling around, you guys. She’s out for some ACTION tonight:   Naya Rivera attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Los Angeles in a black top paired with a Donna Karan skirt. Donna Karan Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans...

Darlings, there’s no way in hell we can get to all the tackiness that infested the Billboard Awards red carpet this year. Let’s just run through the highlights and yell out our bitchy thoughts together, like a family. Of bitches.   Alyssa Milano in Danielle Queller Jesus...

Amanda Seyfried attends the premiere of ‘Epic’ in New York City in a Preen dress paired with Givenchy sandals and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Preen By Thornton Bregazzi Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sam Rollinson Givenchy Embellished Sandal     [Photo Credit: Marco...

Brad Pitt “poses” for the winner of the T Lo International Award for Worst Guyditorial EVER.   Brad Pitt covers the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Max Vadukul. On not remembering people: “So many people hate me because they think I’m...

We’ve come to the conclusion that, much like the Sevigny and her ongoing performance art piece, these two have to be trolling the red carpet, right?   Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the Disney Media Networks International Upfronts in Burbank, California. Ginnifer is...

Paz Vega attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stéphane Rolland gown. Stéphane Rolland Spring 2013 Couture Collection       [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We clapped and squealed with delight* at first sight of these pictures. “Something bold and graphic!” we cried. “Bold and graphic on the red carpet! Huzzah!”  We do so like when someone tries to be interesting, darlings. And besides, anything’s better than...

Yikes. We’re usually big fans of Will’s colorful, urban-dandy style, but we can NOT sign off on this one:   Will Smith makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in New York City in Ermenegildo Zegna. Ermenegildo Zegna Spring 2013 Collection...

Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrity fashion. Between Cannes, the Billboard awards, the opening of several summer movies and the general, all-around attention-seeking celebrities engage in every day, our bitchy cups runneth over. Prepare to be blasted in the face today with celebrity...

LOVE this look:   Carey Mulligan (pictured with Justin Timberlake) attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Vionnet a deco inspired white cady gown with a deep V-neck paired with Brian Atwood platform sandals. Vionnet Fall...

Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa dress paired with a Bulgari necklace and a Marchesa beaded clutch. Marchesa Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Codie Young Bulgari Serpenti Necklace Marchesa Lily Medium...

On the red carpet, as in life, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. Let’s start with the win.   Jennifer Lawrence attends ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Party during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior dress paired with Manolo Blahnik shoes...

Y’know… we’re gonna give her this one.     Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Balmain jumpsuit paired with Givenchy sandals. Balmain Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anna Selezneva (SILENT) Givenchy Black Leather Shark-Lock...

Imaginary Boyfriend time:   Andrew Garfield walks his dog in NYC. Wook at dat woogie-woo. Sorry. It’s the dog. Y’all can fight over Andrew. He’s adorable, but not really our type. BUT WOOK AT DAT WOOGIE-WOO. We just want to smoosh that face. No, really. We’re...

Jane Fonda attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Versace. Versace Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke     [Photo Credit: getty,...

It says something about the execrable fashion on display at the Billboard awards this year that we think this is shockingly demure:   Emmy Rossum attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad long sleeve gown.  Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection And we...

We’re disappointed:   Justin Timberlake attends the ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. It’s a nice enough outfit; sure. And Cannes photocalls tend to be causal affairs anyway. But it’s also a chance...

Chinese actress Zhang Yuqi attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a couture gown by Russian designer Ulyana Sergeenko paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch. Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Manon...

For those old enough to remember attending weddings in the late ’80s/early ’90s, wasn’t there always some cousin or aunt wearing this dress?   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad sequined short dress paired with...