We fear the Bitter Kittens are going to claw our furniture and pee on our rugs for giving out two WERQs in one day for granny panty gowns, but y’all are just gonna need to settle down. Because look:   Solange Knowles attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’...

Well, DAMN.   Paz Vega attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roberto Cavalli crystal-embroidered gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch and pumps. It’s Cannes, darlings. There’s a long history of...

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta give it to the French. They’ve really got a knack for certain things; wine, cheese, looking annoyed, adultery. Also: fashion spreads. Julianne Moore is featured in the May 2013 issue of Madame Figaro magazine. Saint Laurent Spring 2013 Collection Saint...

These two don’t even look like they’re attending the same event. Alice Eve and Zachary Quinto attend Vogue and MAC Cosmetics dinner hosted by Lisa Love and John Demsey in honor of Prabal Gurung at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California.     SHE: Seems to be...

Isn’t it kind of funny how, upon viewing the smoking wreckage of the Met Gala red carpet, we naively declared that we were totally sick of gowns and we didn’t want to see them anymore? To quote Cher the Lesser, “AS IF.” Besides, this merited some observation:  ...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Nicely done, Miss Tay. We never could have predicted it.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a J. Mendel gown and clutch accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Bringing out your bad girl is ever so much more fun and...

BITCH NAILED IT:   Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Marc Jacobs dress accessorized with Eddie Borgo jewelry. Marc Jacobs Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Jamie Bochert   Not to do the backhanded compliment thing, but it’s...

Well, we suppose wearing Westwood to a punk-themed gala is something of a no-brainer, and thus we’re awarding the coveted international award known as WERQ to someone who just displayed good common sense, really. Then again, we’re shocked by how little Westwood was seen in the...

Once again, Katy Perry teaches us an important life lesson. Namely, this: When you know you’re walking into a room stuffed wall-to-wall with drama queens and attention whores, you don’t fret over how to compete, darlings.   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

We were mostly underwhelmed by the Derby Day fashions, but this really caught our eye:   Krysten Ritter attends the 2013 Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Bionda Castana sandals. Bionda Castana Christa Woven Peep-Toe Sandal...

The Number 1 reason we declared today XY Friday on the site… Jay-Z attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Tom Ford. … the men have been KILLING it lately. He’s a little wrinkled and we sure as hell wish he’d get his hands out...

WERQ it, Uhura! Getting-a-lock-on-a-signal snaps, gurl! We’re adjusting our earpieces and rolling our necks in RESPECT.   Zoe Saldana covers the June 2013 issue of InStyle UK magazine photographed by Damon Heath in a Christian Dior dress. Best picture of her we’ve seen in a...

Darlings, another ladystar has heeded our constant and unrelenting bitching and complaining about her style and made the recommended changes. Our power increases by the hour. And make no mistake: this ain’t no “positive reinforcement for baby steps” WERQ. This is full-on...

Bow down. Miss Lady is serving up … Lady.   Helen Mirren attends the 2013 Laurence Olivier Awards in a Lindka Cierach navy lace dress. Oh Queen Helen. You’re back. Let us never speak of those dreary Dolce & Gabbana days again, dear. We don’t even mind your...

When we look at the following pictures and consider what Miss Salma wore last week, we think it’s safe to say three things about her current style:   Salma Hayek attends ‘Les P’tits Cracks’ – Charity Dinner At Pavillon des Champs Elysees in Paris in Saint...

Seriously, the styling for this little chickie is off the charts.   ‘Mad Men’ star Kiernan Shipka attends the Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner in New York City. Chanel Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Montana Cox (IMG) It takes talent to pull a Chanel dress right off...

Whenever two of our cats are fighting with each other* and we’re forced to separate them, we use a line from the camp classic Drop Dead Gorgeous. No, not “JESUS LOVES WINNERS!” although that would be pretty funny. What we say instead is “I know, dear. We all hate...

It occurs to us that we probably give Miss Kelly the “WERQ!” treatment more than any other single ladystar. And it also occurs to us that we may have built up a sort of Pavlovian response now and immediately start snapping and neck rolling every time we encounter a picture of her....

We might quibble with some of the details, but she looks pretty damn hot here:   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles, California in a David Koma black sheer panel dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood heels and David Webb jewelry. It’s somehow strong...

Oh, BRAVA, Miss Carey.   Carey Mulligan attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Victoria Beckham tuxedo suit gown accessorized with Saint Laurent shoes and Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Victoria Beckham Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Lin Kjerulf...