James Franco in Gucci
Everything about the following pictures offends us.
James Franco honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in a Gucci suit.
Gucci Resort 2013 Menswear Collection
Because lemme tell you: If Gucci gave us a suit to a wear for a public appearance, we’d make damn sure we’d remember to shower and shave that day, at the very least.
We’re sorry, but he looks gross and smelly.
We would also make sure that the suit fit us correctly and, if we had the option of choosing (which he surely did), we wouldn’t pick a color that looks horrible against our skin tone. We’d also make sure the suit wasn’t a wrinkled mess and we’d pair it with a shirt and tie that actually helped the outfit instead of making it look even more drab. We’d also wear the appropriate shoes. We don’t care if those are the shoes the model’s wearing, they absolutely don’t go with the suit. Everything’s wrong here and we’re getting very upset. We may need to lie down for a moment.
Remember: This outfit cost more than your mortgage payment or rent. Probably a LOT more. If you’re wearing several thousand dollars worth of free clothing at a public event in your honor, no one in the crowd should looked better-dressed than you. EVERYONE in the crowd does.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, gucci.com]