Emmy Rossum in Topshop

Deb_Lynn

I think it is way too matchy, and the fangburns are kinda freaking me out.

http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

Fangburns? Priceless!!!!
BigWhiteGrannyPanties

FANGBURNS! Yes!

http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

Nope, not so much.

ankali

Dear God, no.

homofascist

Aren’t those the same shoes that caused Kathleen Turner to beat Patty Hearst to death with a pay phone in ‘Serial Mom’?

http://twitter.com/janedonuts Jane Donuts

Yes. And it is certainly after Labor Day.

Anathema_Device

Are white pumps our punishment for complaining about the nude pump trend?

http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

That’s my best guess.
charlotte

They are just as bad as white boots.
http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

I will deal with it as long as the next iteration isn’t all about completely clear plastic shoes.
- formerlyAnon
  
  Bite your tongue. Even thinking that loudly is bad juju.
- Vlasta Bubinka
  
  BRING BACK THE JELLIES!
SugarSnap108

There’s no other reasonable explanation.

Sobaika

She looks great, but the makeup should be toned down.

MilaXX

way down

http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

Cute dress, nay to white court shoes & matching your eyeshadow to your frock.

schadenfreudelicious

that look is very….mother of the bride….

Rachael

LOVE the dress! Someone please use those shoes to beat their designer senseless in a back alley!

http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

On a positive note, I appreciate that she goes for interesting, classy, fully realized looks.
On a negative note, she has a bend towards the overly mature.
I want to like this, but it’s falling a wee bit short for me.

kmk05

I just wish she hadn’t paired her eyeshadow with her dress.I can forgive the shoes because she looks so put together!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=724916801 facebook-724916801

Dress is cute, makeup and hair are awful.

Vlasta Bubinka

Ku fo’ schmoo!

Oh twee scallop hem!
Big tuft Williamsburg ear hair
Cry, art nouveau lace.

MilaXX

I like the dress, hate the hair/face & shoes

Rand Ortega

The dress is too mature. Maybe better suited to Queen Helen. The makeup & hair– terrible. She could direct ships into harbor w/ those cheeks.

teensmom99

This is what my mother would have called “a perfect date dress.” and I would have answered that it is not 1955.

gracedarling

Is it lighting or makeup that is giving her phantom unibrow? Whatever it is, I find it oddly charming. More unibrow on the red carpet, please!

http://twitter.com/knitgrlnyc Maureen

This isn’t doing anything for me. White shoes (not even going there), bleh dress, and the hair is awful.

gabbilevy

I like the ring… that’s about it.

Trisha26

No to the white fingernails, the eyeshadow matched to the dress trim, the boring shoes, the hair & ear tendrils, and I’m not sure I like the dress. Oh dear. I like the ring.

http://twitter.com/katoshicksu Kate

Pointy sideburns are never a good idea.

alyce1213

Bad tablecloth. Or maybe bad bathroom curtains.

crash1212

I don’t hate the dress, but DO hate the shoes with all my heart and soul.

nannypoo

I like the dress but I hate the shoes and the Wite-Out manicure.

jw_ny

eye makeup, hair and shoes killed and otherwise interesting dress/look.

Imasewsure

The ring is nice. The rest is hiddy (although yes she is a very pretty girl anyway)

http://twitter.com/CaitrinofFenris Caitrin

I’ll forgive the eyeshadow only if it was St. Patrick’s day. Other than that, no.

Carly Warnock

This is a case of ‘not your eye shadow’. Yikes.

http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

Hideous. Such a cute girl and such a matronly ugly dress and that eye shadow and the shoes…must we even discuss the shoes?

Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

Really cute dress, awesome ring. Everything else? Uhhhhh….

http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

Honey, Easter isn’t until next Sunday, save the shoes for then…

MemHey

I miss Tangerine Tango as Pantone’s Color of the Year.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

That dress is hideous!

lizajane1776

The dress is the only thing about this that I like. Hair? No. Nails? No. Shoes? Oh, honey, no.

jeeplibby02

Dress looks cheap. White pumps always do, as well.

plinkiedoodle

No, too much everything….

jetpackdino

The print on that dress looks exactly like the hideous back tattoo my cousin is always trying to hide.

kathrineb

She is so pretty but NOT loving the hair or eyeshadow.

Jennifer Coleman

Something goes way wonky at the hem – I don’t know if it’s the a line, where the lining falls or the lace itself, but the dress’s charm just stops for me.

Alyssa

Hair is not good, eyeshadow is very matchy, and I can’t stand white nail polish. Not digging this look.

Indigo54

Dag! She looks like she fell into a kudzu patch. Jeez I hate white pumps!

BigWhiteGrannyPanties

1) Did she have her junior high school cheer squad paint her nails at a slumber party?
2) Does this woman know that little stringy things on the sides of her head look like she’s made out with her 8th grade boyfriend in the back of the car?
3) That dress. THAT DRESS.
4) White shoes? WHITE? Does she have a white truck to match?

formerlyAnon

Lost me at the hem.

(Is it too reductionist to say “Yeah, that looks like something from Topshop?”)

marilyn

Dress is okay. I think it would have been better if it had been floor length. The shoes and purse-a big NO.

librarygrrl64

White shoes, especially white pumps, will never not look cheap and tacky to me.

libraangel

Funky flowers, but no

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

the eye shadow matching the dress so precisely is a bit staten island…

barbarienne

The white space at the top of the skirt looks like an error. It feels as if the dress is supposed to be embroidered all over, but they sort of got confused at the waist-seam. It kind of cheapens the look.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

All this dress gets is a “meh” from me. HATE the shoes. They remind me of one of the first pairs of heels that I ever owned that I wore with my Easter dress when I was ~16.

This time, the lipstick is a good color for her, but the eyeshadow is overwhelming.

http://twitter.com/crush_onyou crush on you

Yeah, she looks put together, but that dress gives me so much of a grandma’s tablecloth vibe… Not to talk about the eye shadow, hair and white nails. Not a fan of the shoes, but I don’t get the amount of hate they’re inspiring here either. The ring, though, I dig.

PrunellaV

I don’t know. It’s kind of amazing how closely the eyeshadow matches the dress.

http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

That eyeshadow is way too matchy.

http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

holy crap it’s like she’s wearing wallpaper. and is it considered tres chic to match your eyeshadow to the ivy crawling across your hemline? I mean, maybe I missed that fashion memo?

mmc2315

Nope to that eye shadow. Maybe she just can’t resist playing around with make-up and all sorts of different colors. Meh.

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