Vanessa Hudgens in Julien MacDonald

karenbttc

Honey… you are not a super hero …or a grand dame… Stop.

YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

…or a duck.
- SewingSiren
  
  Is.
  - Qitkat
    
    HA. I had to think about it
    
    BTW, I miss your comments on what you would have designed for the challenges. Or are you still doing it via your avatar, and I just haven’t noticed. Too bad it’s too small to get the ideas.
    - Kathy_Marlow
      
      She tried to pull an Angelina (with the leg pop) but failed miserably.
    - Qitkat
      
      True, but SS was referencing the duck face.
    - 3boysful
      
      Do these poor women not realize the world makes fun of them for striking this pose?

SewingSiren

Las Vegas convention hooker.

YAELS

Oy. Put that leg away and that dress is too big on you. It is cool, but not your dress.

zbird17

Maybe she just has a wide stance?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

I can appreciate that she is feeling herself even if she looks a bit silly. No, she looks like a mirror shattered on her really pretty red dress. Hire a real stylist, or a gay hunny, you have no damn clue what you are doing.

Introspective

I think she feels herself in ANYTHING. She generally puts on absolute dreckitude most chances she gets. But she is always so happy and self-confident.

That’s not enough to change how badly suited and/or ill-fitting her garments are, but I give her credit for the attitude and the attempts to own her choices.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore
  
  I LOVE dreckitude as a word!!!
  - Introspective
    
    I must thank our fashion fairy godfather Andre Leon Talley for that gem. He used to say it on his ANTM judging days… Luv him.
- Kayceed
  
  In her heart, she’s a six-foot drag queen.
  - barbarienne
    
    Alas for this dress, in her reality she’s an adorable little pixy.
  - Vlasta Bubinka
    
    would that she were…

l_c_ann

And she’s spreading her legs to get whose attention? Because the headlights aren’t enough.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

My mom would say that a “lady” would never pose with her legs open like that.
Vlasta Bubinka

“you could drive a boat show in there”- Drop Dead Gorgeous

MilaXX

GURL STAWP!
That dress is too big. When you pop that Jolie we see the 4 inch rolled hem & the dress is *still* too long for you. The duck lips take this look the rest of the way to hot mess territory.
Honey, you have got to find a designer who will fit a dress to you.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

The also tried to bring it up (unsuccessfully) with the halter/neckline, plus they opened the slit a little to supposedly hit her at the right spot.

If a dress needs THAT much alteration to (sort of) fit her, it’s NOT her dress.
http://twitter.com/NMMagpie NMMagpie

”pop a Jolie” HILARIOUS!!

anne.landre

Taste. Acquire some.

libraangel

Either ya got it or ya ain’t, and Vanessa doesn’t seem to have, judging on her past few month’s looks

Sobaika

She’s got great legs?

mjude

remind me who this girl is again.

DinaSews

One of the tweenyboppers that came out of ‘High School Musical’. Some of these Disney Stars just don’t transition well.

Qitkat

Oh, my. I want to like it, but it’s half a dress away from a new female superhero.

kirkyo

It’s too long and did she raise the even slit higher? Also, to be honest it doesn’t appear to photograph well and the photographs are low quality so this *may* have looked better in person.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

I just can’t. I’m so done with this chick.

Also, I hate this dress. It looks cheap and tacky on her.

Patricia Gillett

Missing a sash, tiara, and “world peace” speech.

DinaSews

LOL. Thanks, I needed that.

Nyltiak

If it had a miniskirt on it instead of the long skirt, I’d like it a lot more. In the last pic (thighs up), she looks pretty cute, aside from the ducklips. I do really want to tuck that one strand of hair back into her hairdo, though.

muelonil

Pageant dress.

Io Vee

Not enough woman for this kind of dress.

Hetha Innis

Is it really that hard to find beautiful dresses that fit when you’re rich and short?

dickylarue

Who the fuck dresses this girl? Oksana Baiul?

http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

I wouldn’t mind it if it was fit better in the waist. And she didn’t have those claws.

http://profile.yahoo.com/47S737MGWCAZEZ73QOAFKDFEKQ Jill

What in the happy hello is she doing with her lips?

Annabelle Archer

CHRISTONACRACKERWHATISWRONGWITHTHISGIRL?!?!

YoungSally

Kinda looks like she was in a car wreck on the way to the red carpet and just wore the remains of the car.

http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

OH HONEY NO.

mhleta

This is just stupid. Make her stop.

susan6

That dress is wearing her instead of the other way around.

And spare us the duckface, girl.

m0r0

She looks silly.

Jellybish

Robot tits.

conniemd

The slit likes fun with the movement of the model on the runway, makes the dress seem gliding and the skirt not so skimpy. Her leg pose is just embarrassing as she reveals how little material there is in the dress. And who stands with their thighs that far apart. She looks like a defensive back posed to move once the ball is snapped and a receiver comes in his direction.

http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

No…… just no… make it stop…. please ask Selina for some help as she obviously knows more about RC than you do……

BrooklynBomber

No.

http://twitter.com/slowlysarcastic Slowlysarcastic

Dear God stop with the leg jutting out and duck face, people!

MissMariRose

Headlights.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1469133250 Patricia McMahon

The poor child has obviously just realized that she only has until the Oscars to make a play for a top seed in this year’s Fug Madness over at gofugyourself and she has been dressing the part with the last several red carpet stops for this movie.

Judy_S

Needs Romulan hair.

NC_Meg

This looks so cheap and tacky yet she looks so pleased with herself.

And on a second look, it is unflattering as hell.

ankali

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A FATAL CAR ACCIDENT TO YOUR MOVIE PREMIERE, WOMAN?

http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

Christ, Jolie-leg AND duck face? Girl, take it down a couple of notches!

Stubenville

Just the teeniest bit busy.

/sarcasm

schadenfreudelicious

way too tiny a girl for that much dress….

mightbewrong

Jolie leg! Pursed lips! Armored chestplate! Please stop.

afabulous50

Those before me have said it all…

Carla_Charlton

This dress fits her poorly, the pose isn’t doing her any favors, but, really, I almost never thinks she looks as good as she could.

Louise Bryan

Maybe sad to say, but this is the best I’ve seen her look in a long time (minus the duck face; you’re a very pretty girl, Vanessa, no need to make a moue at the camera).

jmorino08

Very Cher by Bob Mackie, no? Or maybe more like Barbie by Bob Mackie. Either way, doesn’t work.

Mexxoo

Nice idea, but that dress needs to go on a taller woman. Sorry, hun.

Judy_J

Just no. Dress doesn’t fit, and makes her look old beyond her years.

unbornfawn

It certainly needs someone beyond her years to wear it.

missnutkin

Julien Macdonald makes an ‘Designers @’ range for a British department store that I shop at quite regularly (and have done for the last 4 years or so). Other ranges include Ben de lissi, jasper Conran, henry holland and john rocha – (so British people probably know where I am talking about) and everything I have ever seen of his is just so tacky and cheap looking, I never go near it.
On top of that he was the ‘duchess’ designer on the god-awful and ill-fated British version of ‘catwalk’ runway a few years ago – and he was SUCH the worlds’ most obnoxious person, that I promised myself at the time that i would never even think to covert one item of clothing that the vile little man ever produced. Little thinking that that, a couple of years later - having watched his so-called ‘critiques’ of project runway style design/construction attempts, I would end up walking past his clothing line, once every other Saturday or so, turning my nose up at the sheer tacky cheapness of what he produces – or allows to be sold in his name.
Please god by the way – if you haven’t been exposed to it before now; NEVER, EVER go in search of the British version of Project Runway.

Jessi03

She looks like the machine that Tina Turner as the Acid Queen puts Roger Daltrey/Tommy inside!

KayEmWhy

The Jolie leg trend, make it stop!

a_liking

wow I LOVE that dress. it might be too much for Vanessa but it is seriously fantastic.

lrober03

Close your legs honey.

http://twitter.com/thehilariest The Hilariest

And knock off the pout while you’re at it.

Dagney

why?

nannypoo

For a person with a tiny resume she certainly gets invited to a lot of parties. Here she demonstrates the Jolie and the duckface, all in one appearance. She is truly a remarkable talent.

Trisha26

Desperate. Too adult. She’s making that dress look cheap.

Caroline Harper

how 1990′s pageant gown.

MzzPants

If you squint just right, you can see the Millenium Falcon.

kimmeister

Hmm, I squinted but got “robot bug face” out of it.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

Warrior princess breastplate.
Millenium Falcon-LOL!

Caitlin_G

Two sizes too big and needs to be hemmed. This girl has major dressing issues

kimmeister

Well at least she toned down the makeup a bit.

http://twitter.com/AlisonSigman Alison Sigman

Talk about too much look!

http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

Apparently, with Ms.Hudgens, we have the options of:
1. Jolie leg
2. Duck face
Those are the only 2 choices.

EEKstl

UGH, just…UGH.

Alyssa

A person should not be able to use your breasts for a mirror…generally speaking. Sweetie, please have someone that knows what they’re doing help you!

kmk05

I don’t mind the leg (I think the photo before last is drop dead gorge because she has kickass attitude), I don’t mind the duckface, and I don’t mind the breastplate.

What I DO mind is the fact that this dress is supposed to be just above ankle-length, and it is *trailing* on the floor when she wears it. It throws the whole thing out of proportions, because there is too much fabric at her middle/hips: this may be why she’s pulling a Jolie. The dress seems well made and lined, so it has some stiffness, and you can see it in the first photo where the slit gapes around her thighs. She can’t fill the dress!

http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

That is an unattractive dress.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

It makes my eyes hurt….

erinbinek

Yuck.

j_anson

Mmmm, no.

Zippypie

Good grief! Taste issue abound lately with this chick!

oldbobbydraper

why does she keep making that stupid face?

DarkWillow

No kidding, eh? She looks good when she smiles, but she seems to resort to the weird pursed-lip duck face most of the time.

barbarienne

Ugh, no. This dress wants a tall woman with presence to wear it. (Yes, short women can have presence, too. I’m saying this dress needs both.)

Even if the dress were properly scaled down for her frame, the hair, the duckface, and the ridiculous pose would destroy the look. This dress started out wrong for her and she made it wronger.

libraangel

No offense, but is Vanessa on some kind of medication that, when she looks in the mirror, she sees beautiful clothes? Because all I see from her all the time lately is ugly, ugly, ugly

NYCGlamourpuss

Wowza… Vegas Hooker at a car show!

DarkWillow

1989 beauty pageant contestant. And is it just me, or does it make her tits look higher than they should be? It doesn’t do that to the model. (Also, what is she famous for? I seriously have no idea.)

libraangel

Actress in forthcoming ‘Spring Breakers” (!!! Yeah, you read that right!)

quiltrx

Honey, send that dress to Cher…she’ll know what to do with it.

You obviously do not.

unbornfawn

Way too much dress for this little girl. Loose the duck face.

kathrineb

Disgusting OTT blingy beaded travesty of a dress.

http://stylishsass.blogspot.com/ Terri Smith

Headlights.

LesYeuxHiboux

She has a very cute figure, and this dress is doing nothing for it. No lady needs chrome headlights.

http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

I just feel bad that there’s clearly no one in her life that will say “HONEY, NO. And stop it.” That’s just embarrassing.

http://twitter.com/mannahattamamma MannahattaMamma

The dress looks like a cheerleader’s outfit on steroids. She looks very happy to be wearing it & so yay team her, but in actual fact? The person below who quacked at her is dead on target: she a duck in spangles & high heels. but still: a duck.

alyce1213

She looks like a Hot Wheels car with duck lips. No one should ever pose with legs spread like that.
Inside the dress you can see where they took up about 5-6″ (not enough) and the hem is wet, as is the red carpet she’s standing on. WTF is going on there? It’s like, depressing.

libraangel

pee-pee a la Fergie? That’s why her legs are like that? (sorry to be gross, but really)

Kyle Crawford

this scared me.

modelobrasil

I like it better in the model.. The dress hides Vanessa’s wait. it doesn’t look right on her. Also, her hair needs some help.

luckymom22

Please…just smile. Stop making the face. How many times do we have to tell you?

BigWhiteGrannyPanties

This dress looks like an ice skater costume but longer. The bodice with the pseudo evil witch hell ice queen thing going on, and then the ice-y sparkles going down the red skirt… NOT working. I wonder if the material underneath were a gray/bluish color – what that would have done. And if it were on a very tall, very blonde, and older more serious woman – what would that have been like? This poor little girl – she just looks silly. And, as others have noted, someone needs to tell her how to pose properly.

http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

The bodice is so beautiful and dramatic, but that red kills everything. Maybe a black? Or a scaled down red?

librarygrrl64

Good lord, she’s tacky.

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