Oscars 2013: Jennifer Garner in Gucci
Jennifer Garner looks like some sort of brightly colored, tropical lizard. There. How’s that for an opener?
Jennifer Garner attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Gucci dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and Neil Lane jewelry.
We were happy to see such a rich color in a sea of washed-out pinks and neutrals. Love that necklace too. And the dress looks fine from the front. But MAN, is there way too much tacked onto the back of this thing. If that ruffle got any bigger, she’d look like a Mardi Gras float. We confess, we don’t quite get the thinking behind a slinky, form-fitting gown that manages to obliterate a woman’s natural shape and make her look like she’s emerging from a dress cocoon.
Also: It’s annoying to see someone spend top dollar to get their hair did, only to look like they’re pushing their grocery cart to their car in a parking lot somewhere. Also also: Her lips are in desperate need of color.
We feel kinda bad ragging on her. Having your husband lumber up to the stage to accept his Oscar only to go on and on about how hard it is to be married to you cannot have been how she wanted her night to go.
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