Oscars 2013: Chris Pine in Ermenegildo Zegna

thesixthbeatle

I dont like how shiny it is. He looks handsome though.

Kathy_Marlow

Shave. Your. Damn. FACE. It’s the OSCARS

Kathy_Marlow

and hem your pants!
MoHub

Either wear a beard or don’t. Stubble is not attractive.
- Sobaika
  
  I, um, really like stubble. He looks unkempt though, he should have shaved his neck.
  - BeeBeauNYC
    
    Agreed. A beard is fine for the Oscars as long as it’s trimmed and the neck is shaven. He’s a supah-sexy guy although I don’t know that a double-breasted tux is in his wheel-house.
    - Terrie_S
      
      Doesn’t help that it looks like that top button is too tight and pulling to the side in some of the pictures.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PVIY3NBCZJAJNFWDBCWG2DMKL4 Jen R
      
      Yes! Why do the young male stars insist on the jacket being just slightly on the tight-fitting side? Don’t they know it gives a straight-jacket look? Even JGL, who is adorable and looks good in the slim-fitting cuts, sometimes verges on the too tight.
  - http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory
    
    Agreed 100%. Stubble? Yes. Neckbeard? No.
  - https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou
    
    Stubble, yes. Neck beard, no.
  - barbarienne
    
    I’m with you on the stubble love, but this is two or three days too long. He looks like he’s been camping for a week and a half.
  - oldbobbydraper
    
    agreed. i happen to love growth on him.
    
    so there.
Alyssa

That was my first thought as well….how much better this look had been if he was clean shaven!!!
Funkykatt

I am with you on this one. I don’t care for the Fred Flintstone thing going on now. It looks lazy to me.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

SHAVE YOUR FUCKING NECK.

http://twitter.com/RozSeven Roz

His eyes are saying, “This one’s for you, T-Lo!”

http://www.facebook.com/darva.sutra Darva Sutra

Hell – if he’s sending T-Lo a message, it’s “Spank me, I’m a BAD boy who needs his DAMN NECK SHAVED!”

DaringMiss

From the New York Judge:

9.5 for the tailoring (points off for the inexplicable inch of cuff on the right side)
6.5 for personal grooming — the eyebrows are out of control and the neck beard is revolting

rhl25

I’m with you on the neck beard being a bit much, but I like his eyebrows. Muy macho. It weirds me out to see guys with perfectly groomed, pointy eyebrows – read, Joey Lawrence.
But he is Chris Pine- and therefore I forgive him his neckbeard.
http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

In my book he loses more than .5 for the inch of cuff on the right side. It’s the Oscars not (fill in any suitable less formal event) for crying out loud.

And the neck beard is DISGUSTING.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208138556 Sara Munoz Munoz

9.5 out of what? To me, this doesn’t look like it fits at all. Is it just me?
kmk05

To be fair, these are his actual eyebrows.I don’t honestly know what is the best way to do stubble: it doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, but there must be a way for it not to look like men don’t give a shit. I think he did okay here with visibly grooming his hair to contrast with the stubble.

http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

I really like this silhouette on him. It’s a tough one to pull off, but it looks great on him. Wish he had shaved.

FrayedMachine

Is he going grey in his beard?! I feel weirdly attracted but also slightly put off by how not maintained that stubble is. Otherwise the suit looks pretty great.

savicevic

I don’t think double breasted works for him. Also, he should’ve shaved.

Introspective

really agree. i was getting all sorts of prince wills in his style rut days before cathy whipped him into shape from this one. and then the dirty face effect to boot?

FAIL.

ChaquitaPhilly

He looks so pretty in his lovely tux, but that whiskery neck ruins the effect. What a shame!

http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

Now, granted I’m a guy who loves face fur; but this is a formal event and the least you can do is give it a trim out so it looks neat.

MaryanneGirl

I agree. Sexy stubble is one thing. Neck beard hot mess is hobo chic.
StellaZafella

If y’all don’t want him…I’ll take him. Just the way he is. Them’s a bad ass tux and bedroom eyes.

Get me some crackers for him to eat.
- http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd
  
  Never sed nuthin’ ’bout not wantin’ him, darlin’. I would have happily scooped him off that red carpet and out of the way of papparazzi in a hot nanosecond.
ZnSD

I don’t know, I thought it looked trimmed, it’s just that full beard (including neck) has become fashionable, so there’s that.

lobsterlen

He looks very nice but the FACE!!! Shave. I suppose at this point the bristle face fad will never disappear. Curse you Don Johnson.

Marise Phillips

Neck beard is a no.

http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

Say no to neckbeards.

Damien W

I like the design on the model, but Pine doesn’t have the body to carry off the silhouette. He scrunches it and ends up looking boxy.

Also, I remain resolutely anti-shiny.

http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

Wish he went the whole-hog with the velvet one. And shave your neck.

http://twitter.com/connectinglines Me Again

Looks good from the nose up.

Therese Bohn

Whoa — I didn’t even know he was there last night! Gorgeous, but really should shave, unless he was growing it for a movie or something. Event the lady in the costume sketch approves!

teensmom99

One of the problems with shiny: jacket and pants look like they don’t match.

Luke Pacheco

I just can’t. With the neckbeard. It’s the Oscars. C’mon man.

http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

SHAVE!!

TRSTL

For the life of me, I can’t understand the guy stars not shaving the neck! I wear a closed trimmed “scruff” beard all the time but learned YEARS ago that shaving the neck just to the jawline really thins the face, neatens things up and gives me a jawline that otherwise is not as strong. Nice tux though….

crash1212

Neck beard. At the Oscars.

http://www.facebook.com/sally.mabadi Sally Shield Mabadi

Of course the neck beard is hideous. The only thing distracting me from that are the uneven cuffs.

belfebe

He needs to shave his neck, but otherwise he looks yummy.

Chickadeep

Y’know, without the nasty neckbeard and stubble, he looks like a shiny little wedding cake topper!

Susan Sontag

It’s a man in a tux. Next!

http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

No. Double-breasted ain’t his look, and SHAVE YOUR NECK, man.

kmk05

I may not be a fan of the double- breasted shiny jacket, but I am a fan of your face, Monsieur Pine. The discrepancy between the well-groomed hair and the stubble makes me want to muss him up something fierce.

jmorino08

Neck beard! Ack!

MaryanneGirl

Man, there just aren’t too many people that can pull off double-breasted. This is making him look a big thick to me when he’s actually a hot chiseled piece of manmeat. Also, I’m CHOOSING to believe he has a role that’s requiring him to be sporting a neck beard, otherwise there is NO excuse to be hobo chic at the oscars!

nannypoo

You are admirably open minded and charitable. If for some reason he needs a neck beard for a role he could have shaved this mess and regrown it in a couple of days. He made his handsome self look like a slob.
- MaryanneGirl
  
  I was joking. Clearly, I’m aware that that level of stubble would be back in a day or two.

http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

NECK BEARD!! For god’s sake, man. Shave.

I’m going to get one of those nuclear bomb alert sirens and set it off every time I see someone with a neck beard. Gah! They make me stabby.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

If you want to do the stubbled look..ok, fine. But at least shave your neck!

http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

If only he’d shaved his neck.

mmc2315

It’s going to be 300 plus comments of bitter kittens fanning themselves in distress over that neck beard.

Thanks a lot, Chris Pine! :-/

KSpence

Shave your neck.

Janet B

He’s gorgeous and his hair looks very nice.
Not shaving = yoga hair = inappropriate for the RC.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

I’m with the other bitter kittens. Oscar night requires a fresh face, dude. Not cool.

http://twitter.com/siimesand siimesand

Why I get him mixed up with Channing Tatum, I’ll never know.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1397307912 Jeremiah Capacillo

The suit looks like it’s suited for work or the street. And dear god the stubble come on this is the Oscars.

http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

For Christ’s sake, SHAVE.

formerlyAnon

Just fine. Wish he’d shaved.

Channing Tatum just cast all the younger men and most of the older ones into deep, deep shade.

Noshmek

I think it’s horrible that there is such a shortage of razors in L.A. I didn’t see a single man on that red carpet last night who has shaved in weeks (other than the elfin douchenozzle, Ryan Seacrest)

VicksieDo

The eyes distracted me, but yeah, SHAVE.

decormaven

Staring deeply into his eyes so I can avoid looking at the scruffy neckbeard, wonky right cuff, and unhemmed pants.

Elsewhere1010

The jacket seems to be pulling badly on the left side, and wtf is going on with the lower corner of the jacket below the button? It looks like the jacket has been wadded up, sat upon, and only then put on.

Also, it’s time to be a big boy and learn to tie a bow tie. No more pre-tied bows. Ever.

http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

Such a pretty face, so much neckbeard.

Kristy Evans

This fits impeccably, however NECK BEARD. Ugh.

theeleganthomeoffice

One tweet I received was “Chris Pine looks so edible!” and I totally agree! I love the stubble-beard, it’s very hot right now – that whole “scruffy plus clean cut” dichotomy going on! Very sexy.

Did anyone else think the “red” carpet looked more berry-colored? What the hell?! It’s suppose to be RED. Just found this blog and I’m adding it to my “list” to read daily.

Daktari100

His neck looks scratchy. Other than that, he’s still quite easy on the eyes.

margaret meyers

He looks pretty good in that double-breasted tux.
What’s the Rule of The Body Type for looking good in double-breasted suits? It seems that some men (Prince of Wales) wear them happily for years and then all of a sudden they make you look wide.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1832126583 Mary Lauer

WHAT is up with that face fungus? It really does look like fungus!! 8-(

siriuslover

I don’t like the neck beard. Oh Chris Pine, I hope it’s for a role. Tux is OK, but a bit shiny.

BrooklynBomber

agggghhhh!!!

Kimberly Southern-Weber

NECKBEARD GROSS.

barbarienne

Allright, Pine, I love man-stubble as much as anyone, but that’s a couple of days too long. You look like you were camping and rushed back just in time to shower and dress, but didn’t have time to deal with the face-fur. You are forgiven if you’re growing it for a part.

Aside from that, YUM. The tailors did a great job fitting this to him.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Fortin/17605924 Neil Fortin

Love the shine on it…just the right amount

Rand Ortega

Hope that rug burn around his neck is for a role.
But JESUS PALOMINO! That is 1 gorgeous slice of male pulchritude!

Zippypie

The neckbeard better be for a role because otherwise it’s repulsive. The rest of him, simply delicious.

Drew Macaulay

This isn’t stubble. This is the awkward phase of growing in what might be a very sexy beard. But grooming for the Oscars should involve mitigating any physically awkward phases (see Anne Hathaway managing her growing out hair) for best possible presentation, so I can’t get behind the level of facial hair here. But I am 100% behind everything else. Gorgeous tux, gorgeous man.

maggiemaybe

EWW. Shave your neck dude!

warnerave

could have been a manwerq for me had he shaved…and if he had been 4 inches taller

savicevic

I think he’s already like 6’1″… you want taller?!

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RDEDI3ONWSVDQS5GXKKBIML3H4 Chase

The jacket’s too tight and my God man, shave.

Has living with a Vulcan taught you nothing about grooming? Damn.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

If he’d shaved – or at least cleaned up the neck area – this would have been perfect. I don’t even normally like double-breasted suits, but this looks great on him.

MilaXX

No bad at all and after watching the show in it’s entirety, I can honestly say I much prefer Captain Kirk 2.0

guest2visits

Ok, this is an incredibly handsome dude. I don’t know about the suit.

Qitkat

He’s pretty, but a bit too prickly.

http://www.facebook.com/jacoryd JaCory Deon

The jacket might be too tight on him as its drawing attention to his hips which look a bit big. Other than that, it’s a nice suit. Now that beard, we all screamed, CLEAN IT UP! Why bother putting on such a suit if you’re going to do nothing to the face! And he wasn’t the only offender last night (George Clooney springs to mind) looking like he’s ready for the Folsom Street Fair.

http://riley-merrick.livejournal.com/ JP

Neck beard — get rid! Stubble would have been passable if not for that. For how to do stubble at the Oscars, see Chris Evans.

I have to physically cover that face to judge the rest, which actually isn’t bad.

http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

Beam me up! He looks hot here.

BigWhiteGrannyPanties

Eeeew. Neck Hair.

PrunellaV

Oh, waiter!

http://twitter.com/jamiehoovs JLH

The neck beard, as has been discussed, is a no go. But damn if I don’t feel like melting whenever I look at Chris Pine. Mercy.

ccm800

Shave your damn face! Its the dressiest night you’ll ever go to!

MissKimP

American Werewolf in L.A.

Melizmatic

I couldn’t care less that he hasn’t shaved; I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed, he’s utterly gorgeous.

The tux itself is just okay.

e jerry powell

It looks a bit like he’s wearing a shiny black tube.

ZnSD

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Pterodactyl111

Does his beard look a little uneven to anyone else? Like it’s thicker on the right side?

kim_karomi

Trousers too long. Makes me sad.

appliquer

Please, guys, shave the neck.

Louise Bryan

Shave!

http://twitter.com/ImekaSF Akemi

What was with all the guys last night who tried (failed) to pull off unclean/unshaven/homeless? Is there a soap and razor shortage in SoCal?

Trisha26

It doesn’t really fit him, the pants need hemming and NECK BEARD. Ewwwh.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

He’s SUCH a good-looking man. Why would he come to the Oscars looking like Grizzly Adams?

http://ultimatevariety.blogspot.com/ Thombeau

He would look one hundred percent better if he shaved his neck. Or took off his clothes.

quiltrx

Come back when you’ve shaved your neck and had your pants hemmed, and you’ll get the thumbs up.

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