Olivia Munn in Bird by Juicy Couture
Olivia Munn’s face… we just don’t get it.
Olivia Munn attends the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration of the 2013 Vanities Calendar in a Bird by Juicy Couture halter dress paired with a Juicy Couture clutch and Jean-Michel Cazabat pumps.
Cute dress, by the way. Maybe a bit too much pleating for such a small skirt, but still. Great color, boldly striking. No complaints here.
Now about that face…
Come on, that’s not a … difficult face by any stretch of the imagination. Slap a little color on it, do some blending, and you’re good to go. And yet, for some reason, she seems to have tremendous trouble getting makeup to stick to it. Or in this case, getting makeup to stick to it in the right proportions and colors. In other words, she’s either wildly underdone half the time, or she’s got total DIY-in-a-poorly-lit-bathroom face. We don’t get it. Three words that every ladystar needs to remember, even as the rest of the world is telling her how hot she is:
PAY A GAY.
Seriously, honey. Pay a gay to set your face for you the next time you’re heading out. You’ll thank us for it when you see the pictures and you don’t look like you slept face-down on a pillow and just woke up.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, juicycouture.com, jeanmichelcazabat.com]