Adele in Valentino Couture
We wish you all could have seen our faces when we caught sight of Adele last night. The phrase “open-mouthed horror” springs to mind.
Adele attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in a Valentino couture dress.
Valentino Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Meghan Collison (NEXT)
Girl, we don’t know who the hell talked you into this, but they’re clearly either blind or insane. Possibly both. We can’t shake the feeling that the top half of her pops off and there’s a smaller Adele on the inside, then a smaller one inside that, until you get to the last one, which is a tiny, baby-sized Adele. Matryoshkas are cute, but seldom fierce, Adele. Remember that next time you get the urge to mimic one.
We’re not even going to bother breaking this one down. The shape is horribly unflattering and the print is too busy for her and too twee by half. Of course the real crime here is the footwear, but we’re afraid we may have to retire to our fainting couches if we spend too much time focusing on it. Suffice it to say, NONE of this is working for us.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com]