Zooey Deschanel in Monique Lhuillier

uh, ok Zo. You can stop with the annoying hipster act. NOW.

Dress, hair and face-wise, she’s looking pretty killer. One of her best looks in a long time.

Cute idea for a dress, with the fabric gathered at the waist, but the tights are wrong for it.  It may be the picture, but it looks like the hem of the dress is not even in her picture.  The hem is even in the runway model’s picture.   This is a little bridesmaid-ish, but still cute.  You know, if someone wanted a retro wedding dress, this would be great in white.  In the early 1960′s the trendy thing was for a bride to have a street-length dress.  It could work, but the hem has to be straight.

Aaaaand here she goes again with the beagle hair and the black tights.
It’s like hipsters these days are just secret mennonites. 
She also always looks like she just came out of a dark theater. Her eyes must get tired from being opened like that constantly. 

I actually think this is a pretty dress, and it certainly fits her preferred style.  It’s a shame she ruined it with the thick black tights and shoes (I assume she’s wearing shoes – can’t see them).  The ‘Aren’t I cute?’ head tilt and wide, doll eyes don’t help. 

this is a good look. i like the dress, and i (gasp!) like the tights. its her signature, and it looks good (here). i like the pop of colour the nails provide.

her face, on the other hand… how can an expression be so intensely craycray yet so vacant?

Pretty color but this sort of lace overlay looks cheap to me. Also not crazy about the pleating/gathering or the full skirt. But yay – it’s Winter and Zoe has a reason to wear black tights! (They don’t belong with this dress however.)

Is this an altered neckline or does her hair cover it up?  a ponytail was called for, I think.  Also is it me, or could she have done sheer black hose with this?  Is that completely passe?  I think we should bring it back in VERY limited quantities.

of. fucking. course.

I wear tights a lot but I would bet this chick wears tights to bed.

“You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.” — Joan Holloway

I just want to take a pair of scissors to her.  Or something.  It ruins a perfectly lovely little dress.

Oh and the black hose: No. Stop It.

Dowdy, dowdy, dowdy, with or without the tights. Forget your meds today, Zooey? You look a little wound up there, dear.

I’m sick of her effing up cute dresses with that awful hair, those sad tights, and those hideous round toe minnie mouse pumps.

I think it’s a beautiful dress and it suits her. She looks good in her Zooey way. The hair and the tights I could do without, but that’s never gonna happen in this life. I do love the choice of red nail polish.

My computer lagged and I couldn’t scroll down right away…I said “no tights…no tights” and…. way to ruin a cute dress as usual

what makes the tights ok with me is she is wearing a dress with sleeves, tights with bare arms are lame

I am totally over this odd little pixie.

That dress is absolutely GORGEOUS, but she’s got some serious crazy face happening.

Once again, gross.

I seem to be in the minority here, but I love this look!

All I could think of was “Deer in the headlights”…cute dress though but agree with the rest of the BKs, enough with the opaque tights!

ENOUGH WITH THE BLACK TIGHTS ALREADY. Sheesh.

even she looks bored with her look.  it’s a cute dress & she looks nice in it, but i’ts time for a change already with her.  

zooey, if youre out there, please change it up while you’re still young, or you’ll end up looking like an old lady in children’s clothing, which you’re kind of starting to do.

Just beautiful. I am a black tights and green lace lover , so aside from the overly precious pose she’s perfect.

The dress is a pretty color. It looks better without the heavy black tights. Sheer black hose would have been nicer.

Honey, get rid of the tights.

Lights are on, nobody home. Could she look any more vacant?  And oh yea, the tablecloth-and-tights is a mess.

No. At her age this dress requires a more sophisticated hair style, sheer stockings and non-ironic shoes. 

Is there a picture of her legs bare anywhere?  Are they hideously atrocious?  Why does she insist on covering them up?

Someone has to stop her from wearing those black tights.  Someone please!  She needs to go to BTA (Black Tights Anonymous) meetings for at least a year.