Jennifer Lopez in Kaufmanfranco

http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

Trying Way Too Hard.

StellaZafella

This is NOT JLo… I swear it!

This is Raven doing an impression of JLo. LOOK AT THE FIRST PIC AND TELL ME I”M LYING!!!! heeeeeee, hee, hee!
- Imasewsure
  
  You nailed it… I’m making believe that it is JLo paying homage to the lovely and talented Ms. Raven so in that case, I love it and it’s awesome… not borderline desperate and tacky and been-done-to-death-Ms-Thang (From the Block)
- http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd
  
  So not a good thing when a gen-u-whine Female looks like a fer-reaslies Drag Star.
  - Vlasta Bubinka
    
    Huns, I am a gen-u-whine Female, with the ovarian cysts to prove it, and I wish I looked HALF as feminine and beautiful and hot as most of RPDR stars. Alas, I am a broad shouldered, wide backed, muscular, droopy butted ciswoman. And have no clue how to apply most make up. Some of these Drag Stars make me think I can look like the woman I want to look like. And because they embody so many other things I value, I ADORE THEM; they help me think I CAN be what I want. They tell me my bad genes can be overcome. I CAN envision my self. I love drag queens. They give us an insight into the possible of the superficial. AND they remind us of the complexities of relying on the superficial. Some people may not want to admit it, but drag queens/kings have changed our world. Only for the better.., and in my dreams, they change it even more.
    - http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd
      
      My Dear Vlasta,
      
      You are of course, right. And I thank you for reminding me of these things that I knew, but forgot in my momentary snark attack. Thanks for putting me on track again. You are a treasure.
    - Vlasta Bubinka
      
      Oh no distress, just an overly dramatic way of saying I love drag queens infinitely more than JLo. Like the fabulous Nina or Varla Jean! In my dreams I am as gorgeous as Varla Jean! But JLo? Her, I find about as interesting as dandruff flakes. But of course, as a mother, artist, entertainer, and human, JLo does go forth and inspire the children, especially with her Sheer Energy panels. Kisses and prancing… I’ll find some mojo for a haiku later on.
    - http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd
      
      Oooooooh! I have MISSED your haiku, m’dear.
    - Vlasta Bubinka
      
      Let’s see…
      Pouty trouty mouth
      panels of old panty hose
      spin class hair nude lip…
    - http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd
      
      Or,…
      White wearing fish lips
      Never really real at all
      Less fantasy, please.
    - TLJezebel
      
      Dandruff flakes! LMFAO.
    - bitchybitchybitchy
      
      Do you remember Varla Jean’s appearance on Season Five of PR? I just fell in love with Varla!
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PCARAOJSL553GBBPQSLRYD5REE L.
  
  O! I thought the same thing!
- http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera
  
  That’s so Jlo! (In my best RuPaul voice)
http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

Exactly.

What. The. Fuck.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry
  
  Seriously, and might I add:
  
  Close. Your. Mouth. JLo. You. Look. Like. An. Idiot.
NC_Meg

I think “trying too hard” 99% of the time when it comes to JLo.

Sobaika

HATE the nude lip and DETEST sheer shit happening at the neck.

Oh Jenny. I love you but we have to talk about this and make sure it never happens again.

SorayaS

Exactly! She is fabulous and can be drop dead gorgeous. This shit is not on!

http://twitter.com/Bloodisea Barbora

Girl, that is definitely NOT your lipstick.

Pennymac

Again with the white? I looked up the definition of vapid. Her duck face in the first picture is next to it.

http://twitter.com/janedonuts Jane Donuts

What is the deal with her not being able to close her mouth anymore? Makes me think of things to put in it, but no doubt that is her intention. Ew.

gabbilevy

She missed the exit for Sexy and Diva and drove right onto Desperately Trying Not To Age. It’s all in that expression. “I’m HOT! Look how HOT I am. Don’t you just want to do me right here?”
- http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera
  
  Precisely. JLo is a very lovely woman. She needs to take a page from Helen Mirren and get back on track.
  - bitchybitchybitchy
    
    Helen Mirren ought to be a true inspiration to ladystars who are moving out of their 30′s and on to the next decade. Gals, take a good long look at Dame Helen, who is writing the book on how to be age-appropriate AND still bring strong men to their knees.
- NC_Meg
  
  That’s the thing, I really don’t think she HAS aged. And either way she’s, what, early 40s? That’s not old.
ALT19

She’s been making this face for a while now. It freaks me out. Genuinely makes me uncomfortable. She’s much prettier and looks less like a blow up doll with a genuine smile on her face.

fauxfatale

This is absolutely awful. Has she had fillers/lip injections? She looks dreadful. That makeup is doing her no favors. Her hair is awful too.

http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

I don’t think she’s had work done. I think it’s just terrible make-up.
Chantelle James

Her lips have that trouty collagen look so I think she’s had them done. I’ve been wondering if she’s had other work done because when I see a photo of her I don’t recognize her. Maybe she’s changed her makeup and I was just recognizing the iconic JLo makeup. I’ll hgave to compare some photos and see what I can see.

margaret meyers

The nightly pole dance. even she is bored.

mmc2315

No, no, no.

kimmeister

Her mouth looks hilarious in the first shot. The illusion netting is doing terrible things around her armpits. And finally, I’m SO sick of all these dresses that are designed to make us know that the wearer is commando.

Lori

She’s weirdly both commando and not. Look at the 4th picture down—if that dark shadow isn’t undies of some sort, in a color that’s all wrong for a white dress, then what the hell is it? Or do I not want to know?
- kimmeister
  
  You mean the closeup of her midsection? I think it’s just the shadow of her hand
- http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia
  
  I’m too scared of the scary claw hand in the 4th pic to look for the undies!
barbarienne

I thought she had visible foundation garment lines, but you have convinced me otherwise. Those are some unfortunate seams over her breasts. Yugh.
tereliz

Good Gawd, so am I. Do they at least have them dry cleaned before they return them? I shudder to think…

j_anson

Oh honey no.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

Nu-uh, baby girl. Go on home and fix that make-up. FInd something in a color. Fire your hair stylist. We’ll wait right here.

http://twitter.com/HDizzay Hayley

What is wrong with her? The first picture is so bad!

Elaine Rodriguez

As you would say for Lea Michele, of course.

schadenfreudelicious

desperate from the block…..

Fyolette

What is going on with her lips,and more importantly, the upper part of her forehead?!

Fyolette

Also, that and obvious comment about a dress being two sizes too small aside, I would, uh, be really conscious about going commando in a skin-tight white dress.
- PrunellaV
  
  I know! If she sneezes at the wrong time… Underwear does serve a purpose.

joancarol

This makes me want to punch her.

http://twitter.com/chylde chylde

I. just. hate. her…
alyce1213

Slap.
- DeborahJozayt
  
  Five fingers to THE FACE!

Annabelle Archer

DAMNIT I’ve been waiting all day for this to post here and it’s a Whiteboard? I was so looking forward to the T Lo hilarity. I feel so jilted.
Meh, whatever. She’s officially the tackiest person on the internet.

http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

Me too. I hope that she learns how to look lovely and sexy (which she really is) without coming off as tacky and desperate.

E. D.

She’s just trolling now, isn’t she.

ChelseaNH

This is so totally “Hola Lovers!” that I’m running right over to see what the Fug Girls have done with it.

IAmJ

You said almost word for word what I was about to post myself!
PastryGoddess

You beat me to it

alyce1213

Drag queen.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

She looks every minute of her age (which is the same as mine, but I don’t pay anyone to do my makeup). She needs to go Diva on someone’s ass.

http://www.facebook.com/Cyllenius Maurice Depestre

just.
no.

Patricia Gillett

She should stick with the Diva Supervillianess look. Whatever this look is, it’s not hers.

Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

Agreed! At least her face looked real in the Hooker outfit.

Snailstsichr

Dreadful. Se needs to go get that boy toy so she can stand by someone dressed worse than her.

http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

That nude lipstick is adding 10 years to her.

snarkykitten

Tacky tacky tacky

Janet B

eek

CPK1

Yikes!

xmixiex

of course.

wisdomy

“I am NOT wearing Spanx!!!”

appliquer

Why can’t she just smile?

rloliveira

Yuck. And the see-through slats or whatever? Why? Just why? And to add to the why’s, why is her mouth always open in the red carpet photographs? She looks like a silly fish. Or maybe a dying fish. Either way, no one walks around looking like that.

MissMariRose

ROFLMAO! She’s so ridiculous.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

I just barfed!

http://www.facebook.com/henry.maler Henry Maler

Of course.

demidaemon

Here head is not JLo’s head. It’s a scary, freaky mannequin head that is going to jump off and duck lip you to death.

Also, that bustline is super tacky and super slutty.

YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

”duck lip you to death” – LOL!!!

SorayaS

Ohh that doesn’t look great. I mean obviously the hair and make up are a mess but I’m mostly talking about that side panel. We all know Jenny is in amazing shape but that looks seeeriously unflattering for the thigh/butt (compared to Heidi Klum’s sheer side panel for example) and I’m guessing it’s to do with the fact that the dress is too small.

And get it hemmed, girl!!

julesj

Compared to Klum, she’s covered up and conservative! But that face…oh my, could she be more desperate? Does she practice in a mirror? WTF.

appliquer

Of course she does!

IMNAngryLiberal

Are you sure this isn’t some sort of JLo impersonator? I’m not a big fan of JLo in any of her incarnations, but girlfriend is looking BAD here.

Kenisha Hill Phillips

Is this “of course” yet?

Terri Smith

I wrote the same thing right after you! This has to be reaching “Of course,” territory. It’s actually the first thing I said when I saw her duck lips face.

Terri Smith

At this point, Jennifer Lopez needs her own “Of course,” a la Lea Michele.

PastryGoddess

Hola Lovers!

http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

Maybe it’s from her stint on Am Idol, but her face in that first shot reminded me of Steven Tyler.

Don’t care for this pale lip trend. Most people can’t pull it off, it makes them look a bit sickly.

3boysful

And she normally does a nude lip that I covet but can never have because it doesn’t work with my natural color. Why do this??

Steven Tyler is not a compliment, JLo.

kschwarting

There’s a really bad nude lip and visible netting and/or plastic(!) strips involved in this, so no.

H2olovngrl

Geez, Jlo, shut your mouth. You look like an idiot.

Elizabetta1022

Ew.

another_laura

Oh HELL no.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

No frontal support!

Your kids will start school soon. Don’t make them the pariahs. Leave the tasteless dresses at home.

alyce1213

Nor back, nor side support.
H2olovngrl

I am sure her mother of the year award is on it’s way.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

Foul.

Jessi03

Stahp.

olsonam

Is this the last post before the weekend? I’m used to something pretty, like a Korean magazine editorial.

libraangel

How does Ms. Lopez do it? Takes a pretty nice gown, and ends up looking sleazey anyway?!

Trisha26

If Lea Michele is going to continue pulling it together, then I think we need to assign “Of Course” to JLo. This is just…

MilaXX

Is this from the same collection as the eggplant colored dress Taylor Swift wore to the golden globes? I saw JLo on Access Hollywood wearing this. From the front it was pretty, but. From the back and sides it looks too tight. Also she has worn out the winter white.

l_c_ann

How about “Siempre”? Because the same problems are always there.

SayWTH

Aren’t her “15 minutes” up YET??? Seriously, this is not a good look for anyone, but this really doesn’t work for her.

http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

This is a JLo dress if I ever saw one.

Judy_J

Tacky dress, horrible hair, bad makeup, and she looks tired.

http://twitter.com/JackieDiOrio Jacqueline DiOrio

Her makeup is all wrong. She really needs a goddamn lip color.

Elizabeth Silverstein

This is a no.

ZnSD

Duck, duck, goose!

PeaceBang

She really, really needs a vacation.

http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

Her hair looks beyond fried, and she needs to quit with the nude lip gloss. It makes everything between her eyes and chin look like the nether regions of a Ken doll. I’m not even discussing anything else.

libraangel

OMG! You made me laugh out loud with your “Ken’ description! I agree!

jw_ny

Not only does she look completely trashy, she also looks stupid with her mouth hanging open…

sisterb67

If she were wearing Spanx, her ass wouldn’t look so droopy. That dress is NOT doing her any favors.

janierainie

All I can think of is thank God they didn’t do a close up of the nude strip down the side!
- sisterb67
  
  I shudder just thinking about that. The sad thing is, she’s a beautiful woman with a fabulous WOMANLY curvy knockout figure, yet these days she shrouds herself in garments that look like they came off the clearance rack at Whores R Us. Oh, for the days of the pale green Valentino!

AzulFashion

She has GOT to be KIDDING.

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

The duck lips and the open mouth pose? MAKE. THEM. STOP. And her hair still looks fried. The dress? There’s technically nothing wrong with it, but… just… NO.

ETA: And the makeup is TEERIBLE.

BrooklynBomber

Jesus, this is not good.

Frank Lithium

Of course.

librarygrrl64

Yawn. And that is some awful, AWFUL lipstick. It’s the cosmetics version of the silly putty stripper shoe.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=717694656 Luisa Vervoorn

Just awful, doesn’t even look like her! The hair and make up are so ageing and the super tight dress… I can’t even. Jenny, honey, WTF?!

http://www.facebook.com/tom.r.markiewicz Tom Markiewicz

she looks like an aging pornstar.

UglyTalents

Porn-star dress, porn-star facial expressions, porn-star hair.

UglyTalents

Nooooo. No. Oh honey no.

http://twitter.com/BigBearSpeaks Big Bear

Never dress drunk.

Vanja

First picture: duckface. Awful lip colour as well. I like the dress.

decormaven

Looks like a leftover squirt of foundation coming from a rolled-up tube. That’s harsh, but so is this look. Dear, you are better than this. Elevate the look, please.

SugarSnap108

Bad news, from head to toe. And no, no, no – the gaping-mouth, glazed-eye expression is not hot! It’s more of a seasonal allergies/sleep apnea/any number of medical conditions look.

mhleta

Well now I’m concerned. She looks to be coming mentally unhinged. This is actually rather tragic.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

Of course.

Melvis Velour

Puhleez…give it up….no one really cares anymore

Mrs. Julien

vulgar

Scarlet39

I can’t get past the duckface in the first photo

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001998855370 Fatima Siddique

Yuck.

Julaine Morley

Turning into a parody of herself. From the shrimp-tinted pouty lips to the see-thru stripe passing over her haunches – SAD.

butter nut

that fleshy mesh panel makes it looks like she has fat misshapen underarms & saggy boobs. also, the dress is too long & possibly even a skosh too tight. and she’s wearing too much jewelry & her hair’s a lazy afterthought & she’s doing that stupid douchey open-mouthed pornstar face she always does. oh jlo – red carpet fail.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1551681662 Lauren Summers

Gross. She looks like she’s in drag. And about sixty.

QuincyTKatz

whatever she’s doing with the hair and makeup makes her look 20 years older

rh33

I think Heidi and JLo are working on a new show, “Pole Dance Moms”.

libraangel

LOL!!! I agree

marilyn

Too tight, too tacky. Smoldering looks don’t save this.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

she is on the hard road to pamela anderson.

Zippypie

Couldn’t have said it better!

TAGinMO

Jennifer Lopez attends the ~~Las Vegas premiere of ‘Parker’~~ Adult Video Awards in a Kaufmanfranco Spring 2013 sheer paneled backless column gown acessorized with a Ferragamo clutch.

There. Fixed.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1133424434 Maria McGarry

Halle Berry wants her desperation back.

TLJezebel

Of course.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1355527007 Rain Jezek

Bad. Bad. Bad. It’s distressing because this actually would have looked nice if those sheer parts were a color. Blue, red or yellow would have been very striking, and broadened the bust which a white dress that’s glued to your hips definitely need. Even black would be better, though maybe a little boring. As it is, with the sheer bits at the neckline, she looks like a heavy-bottomed bottle with a skinny neck which is not a good look. It also might have persuaded her to go with a different lip color, something like.. a color. It’s just all bad.

jenno1013

This is just what I was going to post! The dress really has potential, on someone else, and without the sheer hip panels. For the sheer stripes at the neckline, I think that a primary color could tilt the dress into “athletic” looking (like Adidas) but black sheer, or purple or gold, would be striking.

JLo (and a ton of other starlets) need to find out who hems for Fan Bing Bing because whoever it is, is genius.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1355527007 Rain Jezek
  
  I see what you mean about a primary color. I think a gold or purple be the most striking.

ccm800

ugh. THIS one.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Josefina-Madariaga-Suárez/100002964685796 Josefina Madariaga Suárez

What’s wrong with her face? She looks like Rebecca Glasscock in that first picture. A very shiny Rebecca Glasscock

MaryanneGirl

Go on and catch those flies with that open mouth, Jennifer.

http://www.facebook.com/jacoryd JaCory Deon

She looks like she’s going to the AVAs, never a good look! I’m thinking the white is doing her no favors…let it go girl!

Elaine Lang

HELLO, LOVERS!

Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

I can’t be more delighted with this look. It’s completely, totally her in all her tacky, B-grade glory.

MzzPants

She works hard for the money.

MzzPants

Also…HEM THAT SHIT. A good seamstress would charge far less than even the sales tax for this gown.

YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

Of course.

lrhoff

She just works way too hard to squeeze into these outfits. Geez, relax a little — please!

meridian5

And she just had sex in the limo. That hair!

suzq

Am I seeing cellulite or are those dress puckers? I really hope it’s the former because it only makes me love her more!
I’d love her still more if I knew those side panels were really flesh-colored and not completely sheer! Fab!

Yes, drag queen realness going on here, except a real drag queen would have slightly better hair and make-up.

And I’m noticing the claw nails so en-vogue. I’m not a fan.

Rebecca Jay

oh FFS already, woman

Warrior89

wtf’s going on with her mouth? agape and colorless…not a good look.

barbarienne

Oh Jeezus.

From the neck down it’s trying too hard. The key to pulling off tight, sleek, and sexy is to NOT have visible undergarment lines.

From the neck up is awful. She’s a beautiful woman, but this is bad makeup and worse hair. That glare and duckface in the first pic are terrifying. In the other pics, she looks as if she was crying 30 seconds before (which I suppose is possible).

TLJezebel

She’s always so monochromatic. Bores me to tears.

dharmabum8

Why do her bangs start so far back? Holy instant fivehead.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14301272 Kate Gorton

That “smoldering gaze” is starting to look a little “Donatella.”

carolclark12

Pics 1 and 5 look like Ellen Barkin. Kinda spooky.

http://www.facebook.com/angela.c.shea Angela Cotsones Shea

She is a characature..how the hell is that spelled?

Anathema_Device

Hilariously, your spelling is very close to charcuterie. And she does look like a sausage here…

(P.S. I think you thinking caricature, which you would think would start with “ch.”)
- http://www.facebook.com/angela.c.shea Angela Cotsones Shea
  
  And we wonder why kids can’t spell! Sometimes C, sometimes CH….
  P.s.I should never make posts after I’ve taken my ambien
  - Anathema_Device
    
    I had to look it up, and I’m an editor!

jmorino08

Ugh! She looks like a Real Housewife!

Anathema_Device

This is godawful. The flesh colored trim. The see through butt-frame stripe. The hair. The terrible lipstick. The expression. All of it. Godawful.

BeeBeauNYC

Look ma – no bra or panties!

http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

Darling – you’re starting to make me pity you a little bit, and that’s not a good look for a diva. C’mon now. How about some deranged superhero realness?

http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

The backdrop is making me think she’s wearing some sort of space helmet in the first two shots so once the white and transparent elements are added, this just screams the Jetsons for me. I can’t see beyond that.

http://remedialstitcher.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

Ugly, ugly, ugly. Especially the face in the first photo.

http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

I thought the tan neckline border was boob-fat. I bet that’s not what she was trying for…

bluefish

Myra Breckenridge.

Jecca2244

ooof. She looks rough in the first picture.

http://twitter.com/wonderdivaEtsy wonderdivaEtsy

I think she looks mean as hell, like she could bite the heads off of nails.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

HAHAHA. Her facial expressions kill me.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1832126583 Mary Lauer

The first pic makes her look like the love child of Carly Simon and Leona Lewis. It is NOT a good look. The dress doesn’t help.

bertkeeter

Lets hope she can drag hersef off the red carpet long enough for her twins birthday on Feb 22nd. That be nice…for ys!

stubbornthoughts

This would’ve been a great dress on her if it were one SOLID COLOR. This woman tries way, way, way too hard.

AND WHERE ARE HER LIPS? Make another face, J Lo. I suggest starting with something simple, like…a smile.

http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

She needs to fire whoever did her hair and make up here.

Ruth Preston

Did I miss the press blast where they announced that she’s officially become a caricature of herself?

http://www.facebook.com/angela.c.shea Angela Cotsones Shea

Is that how that’s spelled? Man I was way off!

Alyssa

Terrible…that is all. Her & Halle Berry need a club for divas who try too hard.

ThaliaMenninger

Why does she always do the mouth-breathing thing? And her makeup is terrible. Tell her I hate her. (TM: Professor Farnsworth)

http://profile.yahoo.com/47S737MGWCAZEZ73QOAFKDFEKQ Jill

Did she pump her lips up? Awful dress.

PhillipWilde

Oh, honey, no!

Total Adult Video Awards.

Lily-Rygh

Of course.

http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

The dress would work if the trim were a color that stood out. As it is now, the shape is funny. The dress is wrinkled.

I notice that when both J. Lo and Kim put on some extra weight, there is too much junk in the trunk.

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