Critics’ Choice Awards 2013 Red Carpet Rundown
Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two.
Let ‘er rip, celebs.
Amy Adams in Vionnet
Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.
Bradley Cooper in Tom Ford
We have no idea why this guy has so much trouble getting his suits to fit properly. It’s a good look, but the jacket’s too tight and the pants are a skosh too long.
And of course, he should shave.
Why is everything so long on him? The jacket, the pants and the tie all look like they should be a couple inches shorter.
Clea Duvall in Tadashi Shoji
Enh. Seen it. Plenty of times.
Elle Fanning in Chanel
GIRL. STOP PAIRING CLUNKY SHOES WITH PRETTY DRESSES.
Emily Blunt in Miu Miu
Wow. We don’t like anything going on here. She looked so good the other day, but she seems to have aged about 20 years since then.
Eva Longoria in Monique Lhuillier
Pretty color, but there’s too much going on on the front of that dress.
Famke Janssen in John Galliano
Simple, but flattering as hell.
Helen Hunt in Philip Armstrong
Gorgeous dress. You wouldn’t think we’d say that about a dress with lace inserts at the hip, but there you go.
Henry Cavill in Tom Ford
Sigh. So pretty.
Ian Somerhalder in Dolce&Gabbana
That’s a really nice suit. Love the vest.
Jessica Chastain in Prada
Very pretty. Great color for her.
We kind of love him for always looking so utterly disgusted by the whole spectacle.
Looks good, but the jacket’s a bit snug.
Man, where are the disasters? It’s all “cute,” “pretty,” “gorgeous.” We can’t do our jobs if you guys all show up looking presentable, you know. Throw a couple of bitches a bone.
Leslie Mann in Honor
Ah. There we go. Thank you, Leslie Mann. You look very … flammable.
Matthew McConaughey in Dolce&Gabbana
If he’d hemmed the pants, this would have been just about perfect.
The heavy black hose, visible bra, and lack of a belt all combine to ruin a perfectly good dress.
Naomi Watts in Emilio Pucci
Nina Dobrev in Monique Lhuillier
Gorgeous, but more than a bit stiff.
Cute, if a little sloppy.
Oh, nicely done, Miss Sally. It just needs to come in a little bit more at the waist, but it’s a simple, striking dress. She can rock a red. A little showy jewelry wouldn’t have hurt either.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos]