Posted on Jan 18, 2013 in Whiteboard
Ashley Greene attends Andrea’s Restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas Grand Opening in Bardot.
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Is she serving drinks at this party? Because that is a Vegas cocktail waitress outfit.
And for the record, I *LOVE* Vegas cocktail waitresses. Gay man + big tips = lots of lots of cocktail love.
The top fits beautifully, but I almost feel like the shorts need to be…tighter? And actually black (or even white or brilliant blue), not charcoal gray?
I’ve been trying to figure out if the shorts are actually supposed to be gray, or if it’s just a mismatched black with the top.
Funny, I was thinking that the top is too tight in the bust.
My thoughts exactly. I was like, “If you’re going to wear black leather top and black leather shorts, they must be the same black.” Or else go full-on contrast so no one is confused as to intention.
The shorts need to be either shorter or longer. They’re hitting in the awkward spot that make any woman’s thighs look chunky – and Ashley does NOT have chunky thighs in the least! I think I could like that top a LOT with something different on the bottom.
Well, I guess she looks as good as it’s possible to look in black leather shorts. With pumps.
It’s a look, I suppose. But it’s got nothing to recommend it- pedestrian jewelry, purple nail polish, and a clutch that probably was in the Wynn swag bag.
agreed. I think it needed a big chunky pendant, not that weird looking (with this outfit anyway) necklace.
She’s 25–and in theory, young enough (probably) to rock that dress. But it ultimately looks juvenile to me, in part because the shorts say “high-schooler going to the mall.” Also: the makeup and hair age her, compounding the problem. I just don’t feel this one.
Wow. She’s 25? I definitely thought she was at least 30.
And the shorts have threads hanging from them, which I don’t think is part of the design!
Yes I noticed that and cringed! Were they hacked?
It looks like sloppy/frayed lining coming out.
Must. Stop. Scrolling. Down.
I know. I viscerally recoiled. She’s a tiny slip of a thing, and those shorts turn her legs into tree trunks. Big ol out!
oh no no no. no no.
omg this is wrong. IN SO MANY WAYS
Nope. Nope nope. First of all it’s winter. Second of all no. I don’t think there’s a single thing from the neck down that I actually like.
STOP PUTTING PEPLUM ON EVERYTHING!!!!!
….I feel better now.
THIS. Feels very Latin.
This discussion makes me giggle. I have been trying to get my co-workers on board with making “spice” the plural of “spouse.” Friends, family, and spice are welcome at the office holiday party. *heh heh*
Oh honey, no. The blacks don’t even match and she looks like she’s just begging for a yeast infection.
I am so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this. Holy wow was this asking for a spit take.
In retrospect, I’m wishing I had said “itching for a yeast infection” that’s funnier.
spit take! lol!
yup, i feel a Monistat moment in the making here….
SCROLLDOWN FUG. I love her. She is beautiful and very funny on twitter (I’ve never seen her in a movie). And down to the waist she looks great but serious fuckery of the nether-regions. At least match your leathers.
Pretty standard, don’t like the shoe
The top looks like it’s squashing her breasts down and the rest of the outfit…*shudder*.
No, no, no, no…NO. I don’t care how slammin your body is, this is a black leather tank top with a peplum and black leather shorts, with a sport-short profile, AND black pumps.
Say it with me: NO.
Even if you are in Las Vegas.
The top is actually cute but a million times OUT waist-down. And look at those threads hanging down from the hem of her shorts? Out AND messy!
i’ll take a vodka tonic please…..
The top is beautiful and it fits very well. However paired with the shorts, the entire look gets downgraded. A pencil skirt in fabric appropriate for evening would have done the top better justice.
Did she hide her gimp mask in that handbag?
When you are as beautiful as she is you can wear almost anything and still beautiful. But just because you can wear it doesn’t mean you should.Interestingly, the top fits her better than leather tops usually fit–but still no excuse.
Tacky. So in that regard, perhaps perfect for a LV/Wynn to-do. But really? No.
Isn’t it like 50 degrees in Las Vegas? How does this outfit even make sense?
Black leather shorts for a restaurant opening? TACKY imo
S&M gym class.
If you’re going to rock this much leather, your attitude really needs to be more fierce. You’re in LEATHER – please act accordingly!
This is real photographic evidence of the perils of putting 3 short lived trends together : Peplum + Shorts+ Leather = Crap.
Pretty lady from the neck up … a cascade of errors from the neck down.
(One tiny note: Glad she resisted the current pale nude lip fad. Just a hint of color improves the odds that a nude shade won’t work against you.)
This seems like a great choice for a restaurant opening in Vegas… just wish there were more contrast in the colors here since it’s kind of dull… don’t like that type of top but that’s just me. She looks beautiful as usual
Her head can stay, but the rest of her isn’t invited.
If someone like her doesn’t look good in this outfit, who would?
Up: classic chic, Bottom: NY whore!
Hotpants and leather…heh.
Cute top, WTBH shorts? They’re riding up her butt, they make her legs look huge, and are those loose threads hanging off the left hem? Did she show up so late they just shoved her in front of the cameras without straightening out her clothes?
I guess the good news is that if you spilled something on that get up, it would wipe right off?
That top with some colored skinny pants would be such a fun outfit! I’m not really a fan of the formal shorts, and I wish she had a different necklace. But I like her hair and makeup here!
A pencil skirt would have turned this one around. Those shorts are a bit vulgar.
Stunning from the neck up.
She was doing so well with all the Donna Karan stuff, and setting up as a muse there …
Might want to find that path again and get on it.
I don’t care if it is Vegas, this is not good.
It is JANUARY. Put on some damn pants.
I liked the top, then scrolled down and broke one of my New Year’s resolutions not to cuss.
I’ll temper that intemperate remark by substituting YIKES. Those shorts are wrong-o-rino.
The top fits her great. The shorts, while not a bad idea, are not the right shorts. These need to be retired. Loose threads and fraying galore. Also, I invite comparison of this outfit to the black leather dress Jennifer Anniston wore recently. Ashley Greene can pull this off because she’s on the right side of the age line. Leather should never go next to sun damaged skin, IMO.
Were the ladystars expected to wear all black at this event? It’s the same event as Krysten Ritter’s picture from today, and she was wearing all black, too, down to the shoes and clutch.
When are leather shorts ever a good idea? I can’t imagine.
Skinny pants would have been perfect with this top. This is too much.
A peplum (in leather!) and shorts (in leather!). Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
Out and yikes. Leather with shorts with heels? This is not a look that needs repeating.
Just in from a leather picnic.
My first thought: They’re having celebrity waitresses at this event?
the shorts are a little jank but from the hips up I really dig the look. she is rocking the leather shirt imo.
Isn’t it winter there?
I really like the top (I guess I’m odd for enjoying the peplum trend). I think she looks good. Not liking the other necklace or the shoes.
I do think she pulls this off.
The top probably would have looked better with a pencil skirt and a statement necklace.
Shorts fit for Richard Simmons’ night out on the town. Just no. (sorry for the mental image)
I like the top (maybe a skosh tight)…but I think I’d like it a lot better with a wildly-patterned skirt or pants. The shorts actually make it boring/cheap looking.
And why is the the hem of the left shorts leg so ragged?
Are the shorts grey? They need to be hot pink or something like that. I kinda dig the leather peplum top though!
No. Nononononononono. No.
Um can you just hear that outfit as she tries to sit down to a table to eat? SKWWEEEEEAK! And those shorts! They will rise so far that at the table – it IS a restaurant, right? she will then be wearing a thong. Jeez. NO.
Nope. Nopey nope nope.
A 25 she sure is looking an awful lot like Sela Ward.
The shorts don’t work because they don’t look as sophisticated as the top; they’re a different color, they’re cut like gym shorts,
and they have hanging threads.
The shorts are terrible.
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