Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Halle Berry in Catherine Malandrino
Rejoice, sisters! For even Halle Berry sometimes can’t make a dress work for her! Have yourself a heaping helping of Fashion Schadenfreude:
Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Moscow, Russia in a Catherine Malandrino Holiday 2013 leather cut-out dress.
Granted, it’s not like she looks horrible or anything, but this really isn’t working for us. It doesn’t do very nice things to her figure. It doesn’t help that the skirt is so tight on her that it keeps riding up and making her look like she’s wearing leather diapers.
Sweetie, box this dress up and send it off to the size 00 models it was designed for.
Does anyone else think she needs a makeup consult? We don’t like the way she does her eyes. They recede into her face and she looks exhausted or downright malevolent sometimes.
[Photo Credit: Getty, catherinemalandrino.com]