Posted on Nov 1, 2012 in Whiteboard
Daniel Craig and Javier Bardem attend the premiere of ‘Skyfall’ in Madrid.
[Photo Credit: Solarpix/PR Photos]
Please make shiny suits go away. Thank you.
It takes a rare man to wear a shiny suit, these two just aren’t those men.
I haven’t seen that man yet. If these two can’t, what man can?
Which menswear purveyor is offering a twofer on shiny suits this week, and how can we make them stop?
Boys, go back to your hotel and change back into the clothes you worse to the previous photocall. Please.
They looked fab-u-lous yesterday. Today they look like they’re heavy hitters at the midnight buffet on the Lido Deck.
Too tight and shiny
Soooo…..when did Heidi Klum start designing menswear?
Even without a belt, without a tie, and with a slightly inebriated looking happiness, I’ll take Javier any day.
A couple of hot looking guys, but Daniel’s suit coat sleeves are too short, and Javier needs a belt with those slacks! And I can’t see belt loops on Mr. Craig’s slacks, but if he’s got them, he needs a belt, too.
Maybe Daniel just wanted to show off his cuff links.
It looks like he couldn’t get the sleeves past his ridiculously muscular arms.
Shiny Boys in Shiny Suits: Works for me but the shiniest thing in these pics is Javier’s smile. Oh, Dios mio!
I’m similarly infatuated with said smile, but mostly because it means I get to look at his marvelous chin. I’ve never had a chin fetish before, but now… lawd-a-mercy.
I agree. He has a pretty damn sexy chin!
Jay Leno perked up.
Are these suits from the Heidi Klum Collection For Hated Ex-Husbands? ‘Cause that’s the only explanation for clothes that tacky, tight & shiny.
I love these 2 men w/ a burning Sun passion, but if Craig exhales his jacket button is a Bond weapon.
I won’t go into how tight Bardem’s pants are & how he apparently broke w/ European norms.
‘Tis a sausagefest in all ways (that I’ll take any day. But really Craig: you’re much better than this. Fire whoever is fitting you).
Hmph. They both did better yesterday.
It’s ok, boys, I’m still dying to see your movie. Your horrible shiny suits didn’t turn me off.
It’s a sad thing when these two cuties can’t elevate the look. Shiny suits are hiddy, in my opinion. Thanks for the casual shot of Javier smiling, though.
When lapels bow out on a buttoned suit coat, that indicates that said suit coat is WAY TOO TIGHT! I am not a fan of light reflective fabrics but I can accept it as an option for a suit worn in the evening. What is unacceptable is the fit especially on Mr. Craig. The tailor should be ashamed.
Daniel needs to go up a size.
Javier is just right.
what is with the shiny suits?
Daniel is so unrelentingly monochromatic here. Javier’s suit fits him better and is only half as shiny as Daniel’s, so he wins here.
I’ll address the fit issues after I go get my Sham-Wow to clean the drool from my desk…
Shiny suits don’t work for me. But Daniel Craig and Javier Bardem definitely do! ;]
Tis a sausagefest in all ways (one I’ll take any day. But really Mr. Craig: you’re much better than this. Fire whoever is fitting you lately).
Beautiful men in horrible suits.
Also? Javier Bardem, are those Sans-A-Belt trousers? Dood. C’mon.
Javier Bardem can wear whatever he wants and he won’t get any complaints from me. Daniel Craig is not so lucky. His suit looks like it’s made of taffeta, and the bunchy sleeves showing 4 inches of his shirt cuffs are really pissing me off.
Shiny blue sex sandwich.
I know, the clothes aren’t that great, but damned if I can’t smell the testosterone from here.
I liked the sweater/pants combo better.
Daniel Craig went as Tin Man for Halloween, I see.
The shine (and fit) disappoints!
Those pics are weirdly ‘shopped – it looks like they’re cardboard cutouts. Someone’s gone a bit heavy handed getting rid of the shadows around their feet etc, or they ARE cutouts….Hmmmm. Or the background’s been pasted on. The perspective is all weird.
Their suits are shiny, but da yummmm.
I couldn’t give a rat’s ass WHAT these men are wearing. I just want them to take it off, immediately.
Daniel get a too tight, too shiny, and too short (sleeves) on this one alas…
Is there anybody more fun than Javier!? As for the shiny quotient, I personally would like to be the one to remove these suits from the two gents.
Why Javier, is that a Walther PPK in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
GOD BLESS T-LO.
Shiny. Shiny. Hot. Hot. Get a tailor. Get a tailor.
Sansabelts are a hot new style?
shiny and no belts in the loops
sorry no matter how hot this Javier is I cannot accept this shiny beltless drek
Grey is REALLY Daniel’s color, IMO. Perfect with those eyes. But the shiny…ugh.
Oh you handsome, huggy, hunks. I don’t know if I’m loving DC’s shiny suit – he looks ok, just not as good as in some of his other
looks. Hope they’re both having a hell of good time.. looks like it can be both tedious and alittle fun, too.
What is with Daniel Craig’s tiny poppy? That is disappointing. It is like he was embarrassed to wear one.
Based upon the pics, Javier appears to be allergic to ties.
Also, there is coordinating outfits, and then there is looking like a man-sized set of matching bookends. It’s a bit much.
I love the shiny…the fit is questionable
The shiny suits make it even more important to imagine them naked. As I am imagining them right now. Naked, and in my living room.
I like shiny suits! Daniel needs to pull his sleeve down. They both need to come over here.
Ahh, Mr. Bardem, when you smile so charmingly you bust right out from Mr. Craig’s shade.
Relative shininess of suits supports the ascendance.
The shiny, it burns, especially on Craig. But Bardem looks delicious anyway.
Daniel Craig as Heidi Klum in “Short, Tight and Shiny.” Blech.
Damn! I have had no power for the past 5 days. These two made me warm and toasty. What lovely eye candy, shiney or not. I love a double stuff.
Call me Baloney and lets make a sammich!!!!
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