Posted on Oct 31, 2012 in Whiteboard
‘Game of Thrones’ hottie Alfie Allen attends the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2012.
[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos]
with his shirt all buttoned up and that grin, he looks Amish
Exactly that. But at least his beard is trimmed. Kind of looks like he borrowed his older brother’s suit too.
The suit is so ill fitting it makes him look like he’s not in shape.
Why is it I only find him hot when he’s being Theon and doing totally repellent and stupid things*? He leaves me cold in his civvies.
Also: YOUNG MAN! UNDO THAT TOP BUTTON OR PUT ON A SODDING TIE!
* yes, yes, “so far” — I know.
Agreed, I found him hot during season 2 and kept thinking, WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME????
Totally agree. Way hotter on the show than IRL.
He’s phenomenal on GoT, but I can’t help thinking about “Alfie” by Lily Allen whenever he comes on. Makes me love him so much more.
And I picture him as the puppet in the video, too.
He kinda looks like the puppet, no?
And it’s extra funny if you think of Asha/Yara as Lily.
Seeing a shirt buttoned up like that with no tie always gives me psycho killer.
qu’est que c’est?
(sorry, just couldn’t help it)
Bah ba ba bah, bah ba ba bah!
Oh, Theon. What what what are you doing? Why is your shirt buttoned all the way up to the neck? Why are your pants way too big? Why does your jacket look like that? Why are you so pleased with yourself in spite of it? Why are Theon Greyjoy’s terrible life choices apparently spilling over into your clothing sense?
I suspect the shirt is buttoned up because it’s not starched and pressed, and in an attempt to hold it together and make it suit the suit, as it were, he buttoned. Sorry, Alfie, it’s not fooling anyone.
Yup. Looks like an ordinary guy’s attempt at dressing up at the last minute. I personally don’t dislike him like this, though. Must be the smile. I do like that smile.
Well thank God he still has all his fingers.
Hah! For now, anyway…
He’s cute. The jacket looks a little large. He looks a little smite. I like that.
Does not strike me as “hottie”. Though i havent yet seen his turn as Winterfell’s greatest twit, so I’ll reserve judgement for now.
Jayson Werth cut his hair?
There is little hotter than a man in a well-pressed, well-starched dress shirt, and this is not. it.
Something about this suit makes him look stumpy, but I’d still hit it.
I’m sorry, does anyone else find this deliciously ironic that Theon Greyjoy is at the “Ultimate Women of the Year Awards”? (Alfie looks goofy.)
I know, right? Such a hugely misogynistic character. Fortunately, it’s just a role.
My visceral reaction was “Fucking Greyjoy!” Despise all your Greyjoys.
Yup, still want to punch Theon. He’s a great actor.
I see young Michael Caine.
After Dance with Dragons, every time I see Theon I wince.
Reek, Reek, it rhymes with OH GOD MY NIGHTMARES.
This guy is a hottie?
Wait, who designated this guy, “a hottie?” … I’m not seeing it but I’m not a GofTh person either….
He’s cute. The suit looks a tiny bit too baggy on him, but I give him points for putting forth some effort.
He is reasonably well turned out, but he’s got that kind of pale that’s I’m-pink-if-there’s-a-single-corpuscle-present thing going on. Since I do as well, I don’t find it particularly attractive. Mama Nature must be convinced that I must be prevented from mating with brothers and/or close cousins and their children.
That’s why I don’t get the appeal of Mr. Ryan, besides his political leanings.
I just can’t find him even remotely attractive, as Theon or otherwise.
Proof that some people should not try to sprout a beard
Who is this amish guy?
Not being a Game of Thrones watcher, I don’t know who he is. His eyes are striking. The rest? Eh. The suit is a rumpled, too-big, mess.
Eww. He looks like a trailer park janitor. (No disrespect to trailer parks or janitors.)
Oh honey. No. The suit is ill fitting and makes him look broad and hippy. The shirt looks cheap and the collar is lopsided. The hair leaves me speechless. I hate the fungal beard. He should practice his smile in the mirror even though he’s mastered the “lock it down” facial expression for a step and repeat. On the plus side, the shoes are nice.
Sweetie you’re a cutie and a diamond in the rough. Hire yourself a stylist – fashion and hair – and start again.
So this is what happens to Children of the Corn…
When someone in that pale of a complexion is wearing a dark suit, there needs to be some color- a tie and even a pocket square. I would appreciate a signet ring or a tie tack as well. His shoes are shined, but that’s about the only plus I see.
I don’t watch Game of Thrones so I only know him as Lily Allen’s brother, and there’s a definite family resemblance there. He looks a bit creepy to me.
Oh man. This guy won’t escape his GoT for a loooong time. This is the first time I remember seeing a photo of him not in character, and my first reaction was, “Blech, Theon!”
“She looks like a religious cult member on singles night at the compound.” You, TLo, said this about Nikki Reed a few posts ago. Change the gender of that sentence and it totally applies to Mr. Allen, too.
Thank you for shaving, Alfie. Whose suit did you borrow?
Looks like someone who lost 40 lbs but hasn’t adjusted their wardrobe.
Just curious…is he Tim Curry’s love child?
The suit is lumpy and poorly fitted. If one closes a collar it is generally best to then add a tie or bow tie. His hair color is beautiful.
He looks like one of the kids from Utah that come all the way out here to read the bible to me at my front door.
Can’t he afford a tailor? And a tie?
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