Emmy Awards Performers Nominee Reception
Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!
Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria
This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a gal out of her style rut.
Horrible. How can you leave the house knowing that your dress is so unflattering? Girl, that’s a fabric sack.
Brenda Strong in Naeem Khan
Sorry, but that’s just tacky. T Lo rule: If your outfit is revealing your tanline, then your outfit is tacky.
Great dress and color. Cocker Spaniel hair.
Elisabeth Moss in Naeem Khan
Awesome. Another personal best.
Ooooh, Miss Anna, we just don’t like your hair and makeup here. What would the Dowager Countess say?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Tadashi Shoji
Terrible dress. Again: how can you not see that this is crazy unflattering?
Julie Bowen in Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti
Okay. Too matchy.
GURL! Bringin the crazy shit to the RC!
We must be really bored and/or disgusted with everyone else’s outfit, because we kind of love this on her.
This dress would have worked in almost any color but this one. It’s hard to tell when faced with a wall of beige, but this is terrifically flattering on her.
Michelle Dockery in Erdem
Honey, you’re stunning. Why do you always look drab, boring, or too severe in your public appearances? Get it together.
Sarah Paulson in Naeem Khan
It’s a nice dress, but this look seriously needed some color.
Zooey Deschanel in Nina Ricci
Zooey is SO FUCKING PUMPED that it’s fall and she can wear black tights with EVERYTHING for the next 9 months!
Cute dress, though.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]