Jon Hamm Will Work for Food

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=555593309 Alexis Peñafuerte Wenceslao

He is best seen NAKED.

Tara

Where, perchance, can I see him naked? Oh wait, there’s an episode of Mad Men where he’s nekkid, no?
- Scott Hester-Johnson
  
  Seriously? Jon Hamm has a gross body unclothed. Keep yer clothes on, Don Draper.

ChaquitaPhilly

Shirley you jest! NOT sexy??? Is the Pope NOT Catholic?

http://twitter.com/younglibrarian Katie Dunneback

Cute shot of his eyes as I hadn’t realized how green they were, but for a premier for a movie that you’re in? Hell, no.

Chickadeep

I’m sorry, but THIS particular Drunken Hobo totally gets a pass.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

You know that joKe “would you rather do -insert horrible thing- or lick a homeless man’s balls”… so… yeah.
Lisa_Cop

Not from me. Unless you are the great Tom Ford ( who sports fairly minimal growth ) get a shave and a shower, take that stupid cap off your head and for God’s sake, tuck in your shirt. Only really handsome guys in their early 20′s get the kind of fashion leeway you can no longer have as a 41(?) year-old. Please dress and groom with your age in mind. Even my hubs knows that othwise you just look like a bum.

http://twitter.com/msjwatt J.Watt

I’d still hit it.

call_me_schmeg

come here baby, let me iron your wrinkles…
- Rand Ortega
  
  ALL of them…

Maria Rosenfire

I’d like this picture better if he were wearing nothing but that smile.

/creep (but really, anything would be an improvement over his hobo not-chic aesthetic)

http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

Doesn’t the man own an iron? Or have someone who owns an iron? Jesus.

http://twitter.com/AzSportsGirl63 Ganell Dunn

OMG. This is Don Draper after his lost weekend bender with low-rent hookers and diner waitresses. Unapproved. Unacceptable. Disallowed.

Adriana_Paula

But he looks like he had such a good time over the weekend…
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1155227497 Ganell Dunn
  
  Touche!

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

Yup. I’m gonna defend him. I don’t give a rat’s ass what this man is wearing. He’d be hot in freaking overalls.

Chickadeep

Or jorts. Hell, he could wear something out of the 1975 J.C. Penney catalog and I’d probably still think he was hot.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather
  
  1975 J C Penney would be SUPER hot – total Boogie Nights fantasy!
  - http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a
    
    lmao girls- jorts? JC Penney!
    hilarious!
- Tara
  
  I call them “shants.”
bitchybitchybitchy

Hell.Yes. This man is simply hot. Lord, what a smile….
I have to lie down and fan myself now…..

Trisha26

That dockworker missing from On The Waterfront has been found.

avabee

Oh, I’d still hit it.

http://twitter.com/ursny UrsNY

~~eyes go swirly~~ Must. Not. Criticise. Jon Hamm’s sexy.

Patricia Gillett

C’mon you guys! He was clearly leaving the audition for the new “Grapes of Wrath” remake!

Ugh, how many stylists would kill to work with John Hamm and he shows up in public looking like THIS! For shame.

mommyca

somehow it was a case of scroll down fug… but still Hamm on a Friday is always a very good thing…. wrinkly or not

http://profile.yahoo.com/V7CD4N7DXCOMQAC5SNOQSJHS3I maureen

Looks like Hamm took the “Hobo Code” too far.

http://twitter.com/AzSportsGirl63 Ganell Dunn

Ok for specificity, he clearly pulled those pants and shirt out of the laundry hamper of a Dilbertish IT nerd. The hat is an abomination. He must shave and I swear his teeth look like they need brushing.. Shoes, jacket and smile are OK but everything else is painful and sending to my Betty Draper fainting couch with the vapors.

YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

he can pull my dirty clothes out of the laundry hamper and do the walk of shame in them, because what sort of situation would that imply had happened? john hamm doing the perp walk, incriminating me by wearing my clothes? i would make sure everyone i loved saw him leave my house, and i would damn well make sure everyone i hated saw him leave my house wearing my dirty clothes.

Vlasta Bubinka

My husband dresses better when he runs to put the recycling bin out for pick up at 4am….

That Hamm needs to be chilled…

NDC_IPCentral

Don Draper/Dick Whitman just stumbled awake after a terrible bender. No steam irons in the realm of the disheveled.

And this is written rather sorrowfully. I have an utterly devastating clipping from the NY Times a couple of years ago up on display on my desk here – Jon Hamm as Don Draper in the first season of “Mad Men.” He’s sitting at a restaurant table, in his dark jacket, white dress shirt and dark rep tie, sleek and gorgeous. Yes, that’s a still from the show, but… geeze, Jon.

http://twitter.com/kerrymccombs Kerry McCombs

Can he LOOK dirtier??? Sheesh!

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

I like my Hamm dirty. The dirtier, the better.

http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

tuck in that shirt, and im willing to lay down my life in his defense*.
but this is simply not acceptable!

*or, you know, just lay down. with him. whatever ^^

TheOriginalLulu

Tuck it in? I say take it off.
- TieDye64
  
  Yeah. OFF with his pants!

TropiCarla

So … if he smells WAY better than he looks, I will deign to forgive him …. as soon as I settle into a comfortable position perched on his lap in a comfy chair.

PastryGoddess

but I can’t stop looking at his smile
and his crotch…but mostly his smile

http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

I want a Hamm hug!

fnarf

I dunno about the hobo look but that shirt is pure cream.

MK03

Psh. You expect me to look at this man, rocking that delicious scruff and with an expression that says “Hey, you’re awake. Which would you like first, breakfast or round 2?” and NOT get so flustered I forget my own name??

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

This drunken hobo is invited to show up at my door particularly if he work for food… I’ve got some work for you, baby, and you’re gonna be hungry after.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

Whohoo!!!

sweet_potato

Sorry, he still looks HOT.

letter_M

Dirty is HOT.

Kristina Toma

This could’ve (maybe) worked had it been way more polished. The elements are cute but the wrinkled execution is what kills it. In the bad way.

Though, his personality still manages to pull it off, sort of. Somehow? No, not really.

Judging aside, I’d still hit it.

RebeccaKW

I think my biggest issue is the fact that he’s so wrinkled. Well, and he hasn’t shaved. IMO, he is not a guy that looks good with scruff. That shirt is too big? Too long? Either way, needs to be tucked in. I might not hate the pants so much if the shirt was better.

Seriously, it’s Jon Hamm and I will never not find him hot, but he’s looked better. And if you saw this on a guy at the bar, you wouldn’t notice if he was hot under all that b/c you’d be so turned off by the clothing.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

Apparently, he’s quite hirsute and has to shave like twice a day if he wants to avoid 5 o’clock shadow. So he probably did shave morning of. And I’m not normally one for stubble (chafing) but for Jon Hamm, I wouldn’t care.

donnaINseattle

I am SO totally defending Hamm. I will always so totally defend Hamm. Hamm is to me that Tilda is to y’all.

http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

Drunken hobo is sexy when it’s drunken HAMM hobo.

DesertRodent

Look at his eyes. He knows exactly what line he’s crossing. Surely his mom taught him better than that.

raininmai

Poor guy lost his mom when he was ten.
- DesertRodent
  
  That explains so much. In that case, I’d definitely feed him breakfast.

AJ

I like the jacket, and I like the cap, but the two of them paired with the rumpled and untucked shirt and the wrinkled pants? No. Just. No. Especially not for a premier. The whole look screams midnight grocery run for toilet paper, not red carpet.

DesertRodent

And yes, I would feed that bum some breakfast.

Sara__B

YES for a quick trip to the grocery store on your day off. NO for your movie premier.

ninjac

If he had just tucked his shirt in and put on a belt this would’ve been fine, though a little seasonally inappropriate. Not up to normal standards mind you, but fine.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UQHEKG5EDX4T6NMARUC565TPQ Amy

Boy, that is not your outfit! I advise you take it off right this second.

ScarlettHarlot

““Drunken hobo” is NOT sexy.”
But Dick Whitman LIVES by the hobo code!!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

All handsomeness aside, which I do greatly admire: iron that shirt, tuck it the hell in, and shave, for God’s sake. Plus, is the fact that he’s wearing a heavy leather jacket IN AUGUST along the same lines of all these starlets wearing holiday dresses? I’m confused.

I’d still tap that, but fer cryin’ out loud….

http://julia-here.livejournal.com/ Julia

Do none of these people own a lint roller?

Kyle Crawford

was he doing yard work and forgot he had to be someplace??? Does he not love us anymore ?!?

DaveUWSNYC

My only quibble is the shirttails preventing assessment of commando status..

SpcilK

I beg to differ, he’s still HOBO HOT!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicole-Walraven/527225623 Nicole Walraven

i’ve never actually found him attractive. maybe because of Don Draper associations, but I always seem to see a bit of a douche dancing behind his eyes. so that coupled with him looking like he just came from the temp-labour office (but self-consciously so: this looks like he put an effort in to look grubby, everything is dishevelled just so) pushes him into definitely would not bang territory.

and i generally have a bit of a thing for the gutter looking guys.

Amy Ellinger

Seconded, and well said.

even my husband has a hard time believing me- “really? you’d pass on Don effing Draper?!”

sashaychante

Leather wearin’ in the summertime

I don’t get it.

http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

I’d still hit it.

MilaXX

Seeing this make me want to hug Zach G. even more. Just cause you’re cute doesn’t mean you don’t have to put forth effort.

raininmai

Oh, he just had sex in the car on the way to the event. Of course he’s a mess!

GorgeousThings

I wouldn’t kick this particular drunken hobo out of bed for eating crackers.

fungstyle

tuck in the shirt and lose the hat and he’d look fine. not spectacular or anything, but fine.

queeniethebold

It doesn’t matter how handsome or charismatic you are, Jon Hamm.

This is just nasty. Lazy and nasty. And? Impolite. And? Uncivilized.

Amy Ellinger

borderline douchey.
- aeg66
  
  Nah. He crossed the border Is well into douchey territory.

Toto Maya

Man… see, he still looks like he took a shower. So I’m okay with it. If I feel like I can smell him through the computer, then it’s gross.

Terence Ng

I am against this primarily because his shirt being untucked makes it nigh impossible to see his commando bulge. Unacceptable.

AlexisPayne

For Shame! He’s gorgeous, sexy, etc, but I’d much rather see him clean shaven in a perfectly tailored suit.

tereliz

He’s like the poster child for the Dr. Peter Venkman Laundry Philosophy: “I have more than two grades of laundry. There’s not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay?”

Yes, and they’re all found on the floor.

Jacqueline Wessel

Is this a recent picture??? It’s in the 90′s here in New York so this leather jacket and cap are making me swoon…and so is Jon Hamm.

Cathy S

What the heck? DId he sleep in that?

MilaXX

Looks like a male walk of shame outfit

mshesterp

I might have even given a pass for the top half, if the bottom half didn’t look so dang wrinkled. Or honestly, maybe it’s just the baggy, limp shirt. He could do casual WAY better.

http://maison21.blogspot.com christian may

clothing comes off, but the face is always permanently attached… so teh outfit is not a problem

BeeBeauNYC

What else are you going to wear if you’ve just gotten out of bed having sex for the fifth time in a day?

http://twitter.com/meggiestardust Meghan

Its so hard to have standards when its Jon Hamm. I’m all for supporting drunken hobos when looking at his face.

BayTampaBay

He looks more and more like Hugh Laurie every day.

Judy_J

I prefer my Jon Hamm in full Don Draper drag.

Czarina5 Czarina5

TLo — you misunderstood his intentions….the Hamm put a lot of effort into dressing down like this to make Zach Galifianakis look better at his own premiere. According to your earlier post today, it worked. So give Hamm the credit he deserves. Check out the video posted by SVEDKA on YouTube of the Hamm moving in this outfit as he photo-bombed Zach on the red carpet! Simply poetry in motion….that is, hamm motion.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

Not sexy. Definitely sloppy. We get it, you’re not Don Draper in real life.

TheOriginalLulu

The killer smile, gorgeous green eyes and sexy chin scruff ALMOST had me declaring that he can do no wrong, but he’s a wrinkled mess. What the hell? That hat is all linty, like he fished it out from the bottom of his closet and put it on.

Still, I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed.

l_c_ann

But with that chin scruff, you’d have a lasting memento ……to be left to your imagination.
Pennymac

I was just thinking he fished it off of the floor of the bedroom and put it on. Maybe the floor of my bedroom?

kat89

He’s a mistake I would like to make…

EEKstl

Not that I quote Sheryl Crow on a regular basis — or…ever — but he would be my favorite mistake. But yes, he is still a rumpled mess.

sk8tfan

I like the startled look in eyes, like “you mean this ISN”T McLeary’s pub?” Go sleep it off in the alley.

j_anson

That is RIDICULOUS.

http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

AWFUL.

julnyes

That is a very wrinkled outfit.

Wellworn

I would be first in line to be his personal groomer. Please let me iron and lint roll you, Jon. While naked, of course.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727147402 facebook-727147402

I’d like him if he was wearing an actual drunken hobo.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1129137319 Paula Pertile

Maybe he forgot where he was supposed to be, and thought this thing was tomorrow, and remembered while he was out walking the dogs, and grabbed a cab and ran over?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WKSM57KFWUGRMKPDUW4SPL3GDM Kathryn

Sorry, TLo, the man can’t NOT be sexy. It’s just a law of nature. Like the earth revolving around the sun. The whole natural universe is founded on the principal/his sexiness.

sweetlilvoice

What a waste! At least the hat is cute….

plinkiedoodle

Drunken hobo is never sexy. Not even if it’s John Hamm.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=688150598 Elizabeth Siegel

Yes, the housing situation is very unfortunate.

emcat8

I’m not defending this. Totally unacceptable. But I will say that’s definitely a hobo with the best leather jacket I’ve ever seen on a person scaring passersby for change.

butterflysunita

I am a Jon Hamm fan, but no, no, no. This Slobovia look will not get a pass.

granddelusion

Slime. Ball.

http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a

hahahhaha! drunken hobo!! yes- perfect! Sorry- not defending his dirty-ness and yellow teeth, but still love him… sigh…

Emmyllou

Maybe he’s rebeling. As a rebel from way back I respect his fillip at the world of ‘should,’ ‘must,’ & ‘gotta.’ Who among you doesn’t know what it’s like to fly in the face of so-called good form? And really (dot, dot, dot) look at that smile. (*SIGH*) Okay, I’m done.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1502512304 Ken Warthen

” ‘Drunken hobo’ is NOT sexy.”
Sez you.

Sez me.Oh, Yes.Yes, it is.Yes, indeedy do it is, it is.

Then again, I’m more faun than unborn-fawn.

luluransom

Unacceptable. Yet still so hot.

LesYeuxHiboux

John Homeless, amirite?

Daniel Casarez

I’m so happy his teeth are a natural color and not that fluorescent bleach white.

http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

Depends on the drunken hobo. This one is dead sexy.

joe_tey83

When you are that good looking, you can get away with anything. ANYTHING. “Standards” are for mere mortals.

Think of the role-playing scenes we can play with Drunken Hobo!!!

sisterb67

Walking the dog on a brisk fall morning? Yea. For a movie premiere? NAY. NAY NAY NAY. Robert’s rule of order: the nays have it.

http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

Shave and haircut,two bits!
Someone throw this guy a couple of pennies. And an iron. Hell, just strip him, it’s summer. He’ll live.

http://twitter.com/iraki86 IraKi

I can neither blame him nor defend him. I don’t see any clothes when I’m looking at him.

Call me Bee

Gentlemen–I gree. I don’t care who you are–when appearing at a function hosted by your boss (if you are an actor–the people who paid for and publicise whatever piece of work you act in are your bosses for the time being,) this is not the way to look. Show a little effort.

Dagney

whatever….you guys are jealous. the man could wear a potato sack and be acceptable. IN

snarkykitten

drunken hobo only works on younger guys

Tara

I just opened up the internet, like you open up the fridge, thinking “God, I wish some Jon Hamm was in here.” I went to Tom and Lorenzo’s, and lo, there was Hamm. Thank you.

He looks like a piece though. And I don’t mean “ass.” I mean “crap.” Wrinkled shirt, stubble. We get it. We get what he’s doing. We don’t like it. Stop.

turtleemily

I need to go rewatch his surprise Daily Show appearance from last week to erase this from my brain.

aeg66

Just tuck the damn shirt in, grab a belt & I’d be thrilled.

frannyprof

Sexy hobo is so in right now. At least, it is in my universe.

DCSheehan

Totally agree, boys. I love my Hamm but this looks lazy rather than scruffy chic. F.

tinyredlocks

This was in NY? It was like 90 degrees today! I dont’ care how fine you usually are. LEATHER JACKET IN AUGUST IN THE CITY? WTF?!

http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

He looks stoned out of his gourd. Where the fuck is Jennifer Westfeldt? She’s the one who know how to dress him properly…

Linderella

*I* dress better to go to the movies. Now if I only looked like Jon Hamm.

cleep1000

At least we know he’s human, now. He makes mistakes!

Le_Sigh

Shave damnit. At least do that!

guest2visits

This would be great if he were just out and about. I mean really great.
But not for a premiere.

Rebecca Jay

Cute scruffy, but he’s no Detective Stabler.

elemspbee

and wrinkled clothes! yew.

ccm800

mess. Looks like he’s one drink away from an intervention.

understateddiva

This photo makes me worried – he doesn’t usually show up at official events looking like he doesn’t give a shit, and I hope he’s ok.
- littlemac8
  
  It makes me worried too if the gossip about him is true – quitting drinking and back at it again. It’s alarming how disrespectful this looks. And if he thinks he’s being funny, it’s an immature joke. This coming from one who loves him to bits!

http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

hi. i’m jon hamm. i just crawled out of a dumpster.

formerlyAnon

Oh, my stars and garters! He is not my type, not really even type-adjacent. But how, how, HOW can you criticize the wielder of that smile & those eyes, crinkles and dimples and all? Oh my!

I almost didn’t notice the unshaven state.

But you are right about the ensemble.

TieDye64

What? He can’t hire someone to press his pants? Hobo chic does NOT exist! But, damn those eyes. Mmmm.

loverungay

Looks like he was napping and got a call reminding him to be at the event and picked up clothes from the floor to get there in time to be photographed. Embarrassing.

http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

I won’t defend this. He needs to whiten his teeth, shave, bathe….and that’s just for starters. I love him but I’m with you boys.

MissAnnieRN

I come from a part of the country where this look would be considered “dressed up.” But rules are different for celebrities than they are for North Country outdoorsy types.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OQAEI5VIBLXN6YAONCDMUQVRBI Sydney Rose

With a smile like that, who gives a damn what he’s wearing.

librarygrrl64

Agreed. NOT sexy.

Tina G

He looks like Dick Whitman’s dad in the 1930s from the first season of MadMen.

MmmmmmmmK

Yes it is.

holdmewhileimnaked

i’d like him better if he got all the dust off his hat.
also, maybe, just hang the pants up overnight if you dont wanna iron em? that’ll get the worst out. & a few pieces of tape run around the crown woulda eased the dust matter right up. the untucked shirt is real common in LA for guys insistent on proving [to themselves, i guess] that theyre not metrosexual–by which i mean exactly that, metro & not gay or bi. dont ask me, i think the idea is that they are just not themselves when they fuss.

ps. i gotta say that he looks pretty friendly here, however.

LilyPad

He’s at a movie premier? Srsly?? Shameful.
He can come live at my house. I’ll clean soap him up and give him a real hot meal.

PeaceBang

Yum! I’ll have two!

Mike Owens

Consider yourself defended, Jon. You can “Drunken Hobo” all over me anytime!

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