Carrie Underwood Goes for the Gold
Brace yourselves, darlings. This rockets past “scrolldown fug” and goes straight for “scrolldown WHAT THE FUCK?”
Carrie Underwood attends the BMI/ASCAP # 1 party for “GOOD GIRL” at the CMA offices in Nashville, Tennessee.
Those are …
BRAVA, DARLING! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! Bringing the tacky back to country one fucking Cleopatra peep-toe at a time, girl! We haven’t seen anything that completely, hilariously horrifying in AGES. They’re like something an Aztec stripper would wear. Like Dorothy went shopping in the Emerald City and said “Fuck the ruby slippers, gimme the frigging armored ones if I have to go toe to toe against that crazy green bitch.”
What we’re trying to say is, WE SALUTE YOUR TACKY-ASS SHOES, CARRIE UNDERWOOD.
But why are you dressed like a summer camp art teacher from the shins up, girl?
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