Carrie Underwood in London

http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

As my mother would say, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Divine Jesus’.

http://twitter.com/herong Heron

Or as mine would say: JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH.
- http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
  
  Mammy O’Connor’s other go-to, ‘Jesus, bless us and save us’ also applies here.
  - Heather Sheridan
    
    I’m partial to ‘Jesus, Mary and Josephine’ – because obviously in-vitro for a lesbian couple is the only way to explain the virgin birth.
    - http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
      
      My mother’s version of that is ‘Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph’ and ‘What’s a lesbian?’.
    - http://ufil.ms/bK6Pk Marion M. Sipos
      
      It was like the top is a nice green…OMFG what the what...DemoforFrank.blogspot.com
    - annrr
      
      My mom said “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” the same way every time. I can still hear it
    - http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
      
      Yeah that’s my mother’s emergency exclamation.
  - m0r0
    
    “jesus, bless us and save out eyes.”
- almondemy
  
  Alas, MY mother would say “Either her mirror is broken or her mother is dead.” It isn’t a nice thing my mother says, but it makes me giggle.
  - http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
    
    Perish the thought that she has several mirrors and her mother is alive and well.
    - almondemy
      
      Indeed! And yet, there is no other reasonable, logical excuse for this outfit’s existence.
- Fordzo
  
  Mine says, “Jesus Christ on a cracker!”
  
  Who am I kidding? I say that.
  - TieDye64
    
    Yeah, “Christ on crackers!” is a fave of mine in these situations. When those are the only words that the mind can produce.
  - Carly Warnock
    
    I say ‘Christ on a cracker’ when my mother is around. I say ‘Christ on a stick’ when she isn’t. Sometimes a cracker just won’t cut it.
- http://twitter.com/LOfficielEbony TheVeryLivingEND
  
  I love your Mom for this & I’m stealing her catchphrase!
http://twitter.com/purpleprose78 purpleprose78

I would say “Bless her heart.” in a very southern accent. My mother wouldn’t say anything at all. She’s much too nice. I will give her that green is a good color on her. Perhaps not those particular pieces.
- PaulaBerman
  
  In the spirit of your mom, I will only say something nice: Carrie Underwood has fantastic legs. That’s the only good thing I can think to say.
TheOriginalLulu

As someone wrote here the other day, “Jesus take the wheel”.
- http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
  
  I love that and I’m stealing it.
  - TheOriginalLulu
    
    I know. I plan on using it every chance I get.
    - Nelliebelle1197
      
      Except it is such an annoying song that despite the phrase’s oblique beauty, I can’t get past that!
- http://twitter.com/notquitesahm Emily Rice
  
  Particularly useful in this situation, since Carrie Underwood is the country artist who sang “Jesus take the wheel”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523566011 Dawn Grimes Stough

i have a friend who says ‘jesus mary shit a brick’
sockandaphone

my grandma always say “holy cockroaches, batman!” It makes absolutely no sense. But its perfect.
Jenna Kearns

My friend would often use “Jesus tits” for such an occasion. I love it because it causes just as much confusion as it does outright horror.

allj

I assumed it was a reptilian theme?

http://www.facebook.com/shreya.aren Shreya Aren

I thought so too. The green thingy on the bottom looks like scales.

http://twitter.com/starlounging Ann M. Erickson

My eyes literally hurt from looking at this. It was like the top is a nice green…OMFG what the what

leftcoastpickle

total scroll down fug
- http://twitter.com/starlounging Ann M. Erickson
  
  But like violently

http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

Off-Broadway production of Peter Pan?

http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

I mean, she’s obviously playing Tinkerbell. She must’ve just forgotten her wings.
- http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
  
  Perhaps they blew the budget on Carrie’s salary, forcing them to combine the roles of Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.
http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

Alternatively: Slutty Peter Pan Halloween costume
schadenfreudelicious

Peter Pan’s trashy country cousin?
- http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie
  
  Is it weird that I read “Peter Pan’s tranny country cousin”? That’s GOT to be a new challenge on the next season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
  - http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor
    
    There’s a whole season of tranny cousins in that idea.
TieDye64

Off-off-Broadway.

marishka1

Initiation ritual to become a member of the Lollipop Guild — Emerald City local?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

I was thinking more along the lines of “Broadway chorus tap line member in the Emerald City act of a Wizard of Oz reboot”.

SapphoPoet

Well. Her legs are very toned. Let’s leave it at that, shall we?

Sobaika

Great hair, too.
- megohd
  
  She’s one of the few people who can get away with those extra-long wave/curls. If they’re extensions, they don’t look it.
http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

I would say, “TLo, you are looking at a woman who wants you to know just how many hour’s she’s spent on her bicycle. Also, she is apparently in the market for some new Gays.”
Sartorial_She

Seriously. I can’t even imagine the work that went into getting her legs to look that good. I’m training for a half-marathon and doing lots of cross-training (squats!) and my legs don’t even come close to looking like that. Kudos to her. I covet.

http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

It would be interesting to see those pants in another simpler context, and sister’s got some serious legs, there, but yikes. That’s a mess…. That jacket is hideous and the yellow thing? WTF?

tereliz

Totally on board that she could have made the shorts work, even with the booties, which I think are kind of cute. Top with a plain black blouse buttoned all the way up (or maybe mandarin collar?) with a tribal/graphic statement necklace and we’d have an outfit that would be chic, yet still cool enough for a London album launch.

Am I the only one who can’t stand those colors together? It’s a little too Yellowbrick road to the Emerald City adjacent.

j_anson

On her way to a sexy female Incredible Hulk costume party? I got nothing.

http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

My Barbies used to look just like this, when I made outfits out of my mother’s sewing scraps.

http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

Nailed it.

http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

The first thing that is making my eyes hurt, is actually the hem of those shorts. Having sold that sequined fabric where I work, I can tell you that that is the selvedge edge you’re lookin’ at there. That incredibly badly fitted jacket, shows every last detail of wrongness, due to its visible from orbit shininess. And that acid yellow top, it IS a top, I think cause you can see just a peek of it in the jacket opening, would be great with jeans, but not with this OTT mess. On a positive closing note. That family of colors is great on her.

http://twitter.com/bacchanalia7 Jenn Wales

the new miss lemon-lime Fanta?

http://twitter.com/msjwatt J.Watt

Uh…I think the jacket was a big mistake.

Ok, the whole thing is. She sort of looks like a celery stick dipped in mustard.

Sobaika

Drunk Tinkerbell?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001998855370 Fatima Siddique

Roller derby glam?

Rebecca Peacock

I do want those shorts for my roller derby boutfit!
http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

roller derby tinkerbelle!

unpious

I just want to commend her bravery for wearing those sequined tap pants out into the world, because if she happens to walk past a a crow or any other animal that is attracted to shiny objects…well, there’s gonna be some awkward divebombing.

AmandaCathleen

Oooooh….wow. This outfit is only appropriate if you’re a waitress at a theme restaurant on St Patty’s day. Yikes.

That being said, I bet the yellow blouse could be great with a pair of skinny jeans.

PeggyOC

Yay for supporting gay marriage. Boo to everything else. This is just a crazy-ass pile of fug.

HomeOfficeGirl

You’re so right… can’t begin to guess! Jacket is cool, tho.

http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

Well… Ummm… Ok, here’s an idea! She’s pre-promoting an off-off-offBroadway show called “St Paddy’s Day! The Musical that shamROCKS!”

(If that turns out to be a thing I will be horrified, but secretly proud of my zeitgeisty predictions)
(
Also well done to Miss Underwood for being less vapid than I would have thought and supporting gay marriage.)

http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

OR Carrie Underwood is secretly a huge fan of Norwich City Football Club, who’s nickname is The Canaries because they play in yellow and green.

lovelyivy

This is the least flattering thing I have ever seen her wear, hands down. If this is what happens when she steps out of her pretty princess in beige box then long may her tremendously boring nude pumps reign.

MaryMitch

Coming out in favor of gay marriage WAS a big deal for her, so kudos for that. But this is a nightmare, honey.

Rand Ortega

Aw. This outfit is horrible. But those gams are Olympic track star quality, amirite?

http://twitter.com/ursny UrsNY

Disco-themed St. Patricks Day party at the office?

Larkin21

I know she looks crazy but I can’t get over her amazing legs. Wow.

Jessi03

Jerrell Scott Coture?

Little_Olive

Yes! Jerell Scott on Zoloft couture

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1624741566 Penn Collins

Her hair extensions look nice…
maybe accessorize this with some white jazz hands gloves?

http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

Add an embroidered lemon knit scarf and she has all existing fabrics and treatments covered.

meowing

Okay, I’ll play: blame it on youth. Dumb, silly, naive experimentation at an age when it’s okay. After 30 however, it’s called dementia.

Sara__B

She’s 29. For now I’ll blame this comic mess on too much money mixed with questionable taste and naive experimentation. Next year, dementia!

Lisa Dugan

It’s really costumey and the yellow is just unnecessary but her legs are RIDICULOUS!

Melissa Brogan

Ms Underwood’s legs and head look fab.

That’s as nice as I can be right now.

Loola234

Legs are awesome – but couldn’t she have worn a color on her lip that wasn’t labeld “Flesh Tone-Brown-eyed Blonde”?

Pennymac

Words fail me.

butter nut

this poor child clearly doesn’t know that her stylist is a right-wing, homophobic christian fundamentalist, who is expressing his hatred through her wardrobe. pray the anti-gay away, girl!

Qitkat

Now I think if we were seeing these fabrics in another context, say as pillows on a neutral linen sofa, this look could totally take a room into country glam design territory.

Qitkat

Taking this a bit further, Design Stars, here is your next assignment. Head on over to tom and lorenzo’s website, and choose your famous muse. Your assignment is to design a room taking inspiration from an outfit. Because lord knows, that vapid show could use some new fodder for challenges.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=4501978 Martha Jackson Deutsch

leprechaun walk of shame. except she doesn’t look ashamed, does she?

http://twitter.com/antheapena anthea pena

you said it all

tresfabuleux

It’s like an ”Ants on a Log” snack in clothing form. Celery top, yellow (peanut buttery….kinda) blouse, bonus celery on the tap pants, and the little black ants/raisins for trim. Maybe I’m just hungry. Or nostalgic. Hunstalgic?

But hey girl, thanks for coming out for Team Marriage Equality. I might even drop a coin on your album.

Melissa Kerrigan

I, too, would rock some sequined tap pants if I had those quads. Get this girl in a Venus commercial STAT.

Ozski

If Liza lost her luggage and grabbed what was at the nearest Goodwill.

Candigirl1968

She must be a great actress, because I could not even try to fake a grin if someone made me wear that horrid outfit.

http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

…there are two zippers on that jacket.

I actually rather liked it until I realized that.

Pants_are_a_must

Ill-advised in the extreme. Is that nice enough?

http://twitter.com/awtchy1 Ashley

The Yellow Brick Road and Emerald City on LSD?

MilaXX

What is this weird layering celebs or rather their stylist are doing. This is as bad as the black garb Dianna Argon was wearing the other day. I may have let the glitter pants slide with 1 normal top on but those colors/shapes are fighting each other

elleg929

If I had those legs, I might wear sequin tap pants all the time. It’s like jazz hands for her quads.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

Is she filming a movie about the rockettes?

dsco3031

The jacket at first glance isn’t terrible… is this a scrolldown fug or an all-over fug?

BazoDee

This is a scroll down fug if I’ve ever seen one. But for the same reasons as you -I’m cutting Ms. Underwood some slack.

Little_Olive

A whole lotta inner thigh, is what we are looking at here

Violina23

I LOVE her makup & hair though… such a pretty girl! It’s like Cher’s out-fit-maker computer program from “Clueless” malfunctioned

http://profiles.google.com/aspatriarca Ashley Patriarca

She looks like the colorguard for my alma mater, which has green and gold for its official colors. Wonder how her flag twirling skills are?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_62USDUVT7YWSMOPJDE5SWN5NBI Karen

I think that somewhere, there is a leprechaun in an alley going “Thank God, I’ve at least still got my hat!”

Verascity

Hate the outfit, neutral on her, love you guys for the Oliver Sacks reference.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CBJGITXG2PYJPHPGG7DUTNCQXA Erin

Tinkerbell on her way to a job interview.

http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

All I can think of is how bad it must itch to wear sequined tap pants.

kimmeister

More like chafe!
http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

It’s be double annoying because going in for a scratch would threaten the safety of the sequins. What’s worse than green twinkly hot pants – green twinkly hot pants with a bald crotch.

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Economie

Clearly she is paying tribute to my high school’s dance team by wearing a dance costume in my old school colors of green and gold, along side some sort of warm-up jacket stolen from someone’s home ec sewing project.

Carleenml

those shoes in June. I know that’s the last of anyone’s concern about this, but srsly.

jmorino08

I’m going to go with a napkin stuffed inside her little sister’s jacket. I have no explanation for the pants… Wonder if she got them from that taste-challenged PR contestant?

http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

I’d kill for those gams, but if the leprechaun pole dancer hot pants come with, I’ll have to reconsider.

Little_Olive

Leprechaun pole dancer bwhahahaha

PaperPusher2

It’s like yet another American tourist in Europe embarrassing the hell out of us with her crap outfit.

http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

Free Ireland?

susu11

Erin Go Bragh.
this Outfit Go Home.
http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

There are enough ugly green outfits the world round on St Patrick’s Day, we shouldn’t have to take responsibility for this too.

leftcoastpickle

She looks like she accidentally got Carrie from Sex and the City’s wardrobe! Wrong Carrie!

svtl

Sporting “Go Brazil!” outfits 2 years before the World Cup…? No, no, no…

fursa_saida

Countrychaun. There’s a pile of gold records and a slide guitar at the end of the rainbow.

http://twitter.com/19_54 Lisa

Someone’s always after her Lucky Charms.

Moira E. Kelly

Kermit and Miss Piggy’s secret love child

susu11

Oh my God, I can totally see it! lol

PastryGoddess

“Bless her heart” cause that is some serious WTF-ery there.

hmariec19

1) Yay for supporting gay marriage!

2) Girl, what the fuck. That is NOT how you show your support for gay marriage.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RHLSUVX3NCPB4OSS5BM7GZIXUE P. Capet

my summer in london, by heidi montag

http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

Perhaps she’s on her way to tape a 90′s lemon-lime soda commercial.

Lina_bee

*redacts catty comment on the outfit* That is awesome that she’s come out in support! Yay her!

http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/lastbutnotleast janinedm

Maybe it’s a promotional event for Sprite?

http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

The fact that she is releasing a country album in the UK is weird enough. Us Brits don’t DO country music…

MoHub

Maybe if she was wearing a pair of rollerblades.

AlinaValero

they’re always after her lucky charms!!!!

susu11

MY EYES HURT.

The top half is so tacky and 80s-looking bad. (I seriously thought that jacket was a ‘members only jacket’ for a minute) The bottom half looks like shimmering seaweed plastered all over her hoo-hah.

hmariec19

Ya know, this is going to sound weird, so stick with me, but she reminds me of a Chicago-style hot dog. Minus the tomato. The other condiments are all there! Mustard, pickle, relish, hot peppers, regret…

Christ, I could use a hot dog.

thecitysleeps

Christian country girl trying to look pop and cool in London, and failing hard? Yeah, I don’t like her.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

Oh honey, no. I just want to hug her and take her shopping. Bless her little heart.

http://twitter.com/poptartsjen Pop Tarts Jen

You’d think that coming out in favor of gay marriage would mean that she could find a gay who would tell her, “Oh, honey, no,” before she walked out in public wearing THAT.

I actually don’t HATE the jacket – with a pair of cute jeans, it could work. But the shirt and sequined shorts (or is it a skirt?) are hurting my eyes.

charlotte

She should be a guest star on the new season of Arrested Development. Because she’s made a huge mistake.

hmariec19

YES. Love this.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16930662 Susan Rappenwolf

So here’s my interpretation. Carrie was rehearsing and getting fitted for next year’s St. Patrick’s Day Country Music Festival (held in Terlingua as everyone knows). She had just changed out of the “pot o’ gold” paillette top and put on a nice summery tunic when she was told that Michele Obama was outside and only had a moment to say “hi”. A big gust of wind came up and Carrie grabbed the first jacket to hand, forgetting she hadn’t yet changed out of the sequined tap shorts. That’s my figgerin’.

ChaquitaPhilly

Congratulations. What a story, you could sell it to the New Yorker!
poggi

That must be it. It’s the only way this outfit makes any sense.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16930662 Susan Rappenwolf
  
  I’m still trying to figure out the shoes that go with anything.

jw_ny

I’ll assume her stylist disagreed with her stance on gay marriage….sabotage. Fire him/her Carrie! Now! You’ve got a shitload of money honey…find yourself a good new (gay) stylist! hurry!

Darva Sutra

Exactly! Good for her supporting gay rights! But this is a scream for help if I’ve ever seen one.
Wish my legs looked like that, tho, sigh.

butterflysunita

It’s impressive how pretty she looks in that frightening outfit.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1396777506 Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

it looks like Tinkerbell got into the wardrobe closet for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

merciblahblah

It may look crazy as all get out, but her legs are SICK AND WRONG. They look hawt.

http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

Sans tap pants, plus grey/khaki jeans? HOT.

http://twitter.com/keljokob Kel of the Pop Tarts

As a costume, I really like it. But I don’t think it is a costume…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1396777506 Christin Pardy-Nosenchuk

it looks as if Tinkerbell mugged the wardrobe dept of the Rocky Horror Picture show

kimmeister

Umm . . . I like her necklace.

judybrowni

band uniform at Slut High School.

http://profile.yahoo.com/C2DD5ZRX5WE4HZNNJBHERFA7OU Daisy

Maybe she thought she was in Ireland?

Sara__B

Well, now. That’s so awful it’s funny.

aimee_parrott

Sweet fancy Moses! What the…?

She decided that the best way to follow up her support of gay marriage was to dress like a trashy can of Sprite? She’s limontastic.

http://twitter.com/iraki86 IraKi

Oh Miss Carrie, hasn’t anybody talked to you about the value of proportion? Or of the mirror? You went form princess-y to leprecon-y and that is not a step in the right direction…

http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

What we have here is a young lady who is taking heavy fire from the Christian Right for her support of gay marriage. I simply cannot bring myself to criticize what she’s wearing, considering what she’s had to put up with for the last several days.

artgirl9

Bless her heart

NurseEllen

Maybe she wants to add to her resume and is auditioning for the Rockettes, and they decided to hold the auditions in London because Mayor Bloomberg says he’s about to compel all NYC dancers to eat more because they’re too thin, and this getup is supposed to catch the director’s eye? Other than that, I have no explanation.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

When I got the shorts, I fell out of my chair. I am appalled and in love. Not with her hair, though.

Joyce VG

JESUS WEPT!

Joyce VG

JESUS take the wheel and drive her to a Michael Kors store.

Shannon Maxham

“They’ve stolen me Lucky Charms! And my good taste!”

EEKstl

If a strip joint and a fast food restaurant merged this would be its uniform. “Would you like fries with that, naughty boy?”

jilly_d

Carrie, would it have been SO VERY HARD to just put on some dark skinnies with that jacket and top?

http://profiles.google.com/kathy.thomas589 Kathleen Thomas

Frankly she looks like a cheerleader from my High School in the 70′s

VitoandBo

These were my high school colors. From the waist up, I’m reminded of the jacket and cummberbund we wore as members of the marching band. From the waist down, it’s the outfit worn by our accompanying dance team. It’s honestly uncanny.

http://twitter.com/TheRealAndra Andra

Pay no attention to the sequined vagina behind the curtain!

Mexxoo

Rocky Horror’s Magenta visiting the Emerald City of Oz!

turtleemily

There aren’t enough likes in the world for this comment.

LilyPad

She has such an amazing body. I think this outfit would have worked with a different shirt underneath. I see what she was trying to do and I like it besides that

Zippypie

That outfit would probably win Project Runway in its current state of cracktasticness.

allisankelly

She’s clearly on her way to a Roller Derby match.

http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

call me crazy, i love the jacket. i’m an insane green freak. i have a pair of uggs that color. those would just about complete this look. total green madness.

holdmewhileimnaked

i think, but am not sure, that the jacket is christopher kane. that said, i woulda loved the shorts when i was about, oh, seven years old in the early 70s–sans the lace but very on trend [as the wretched say] for both glitter rockers & seven year olds at the time.

DaveUWSNYC

My guess is that this outfit’ll be seen this Pride weekend in NYC. On either/both sexes.

marilyn

Thislooks like a very messed-up cheerleader ou-fit.

rketeckt

To Quote the Dutchess…”slutty, slutty, slutty.”

Amy Ellinger

say what you will, those colors are great.

jennifervney

This girl can never turn down what the hollywood glamour machine throws at her, no matter how unflattering.

http://profile.yahoo.com/XAFAJ53QF3DLEFQB3WTLMRM75E MarinaB

It is one of my ballet outfits from 1985 worn upside down. The sequins was the bodice and the satin was part of the skirt. I literally had one EXACTLY that color.

3boysful

Dear friends, clearly Missl Carrie flew to London in her jammies, and her luggage was switched with that of a majorette whose school colors are green and yellow, so undaunted, she threw on her assistant’s jacket and booties and went forward with her head held high.

JMB_edits

I’m going with “fashion mullet”: Business on top and Party on the bottom!

lifetime_student

Obviously she is filming a music video at her old high school and she is dressed as a majorette. At least I pray that is what she is doing or else I’d have to say, “Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.”

http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

The look *MIGHT* have been salvageable if she’d lost the yellow shirt. Maybe. I’m trying to be supportive/optimistic here.

http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

It is clearly associated with an advertisement for Sprite. Right?

LuisaNL

TLO, you need to step in, this poor girl needs an intervention. Great legs, though.

http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

Her hair bothers me so much I can’t even get to the clothes. If you can call them clothes. To quote a favorite W&G episode, ‘It hurts to look at her; there’s no place for your eyes to rest.’

ri_dic

Her support of gay marriage was the first interesting thing she has ever said. New respect. Always hate her clothes, though. Great legs.

dickylarue

Keebler Elf’s trophy wife.

makeityourself

Haha! I like that.

Green and gold were my high school colors too, so I have worn every incarnation of that color combo in one manner or another. But this getup had me stumped for a while. I couldn’t figure out why she had a gold polyester napkin wrapped around her waist and then I realized it was a shirt! Jesus take the wheel, stat!

I always thought she was a cotton candy airhead, but when I read her comments about gay marriage, I got tears in my eyes. For a Country singer to speak openly about this subject took guts, because it will affect her record sales. Just google the Dixie Chicks for a refresher. I will now proudly support Miss Carrie Underwood and her overly bronzed, super toned legs, and buy some of her music. She does have a great voice.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sierra-Delta/100003182924700 Sierra Delta

Were gay leprechauns involved in the selection of this outfit?

BigWhiteGrannyPanties

She is a hot mess.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

First, the good news. Her gams are lookin’ toned & slammin’. Sorry, that’s it.

formerlyAnon

Leprechaun Rockette dressed from Goodwill.

http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

I like the top. If the shorts (skirt?) thing wasn’t so sparkly, the whole outfit would look pretty great.

joe_tey83

She has crossed over to the Gaga Perry Minaj Dark side.

lesmaha

Un. Believable.

elzatelzabelz

As my husband, who is from Oklahoma said when he saw the photo, “You can take the girl out of Oklahoma, but you can’t take Oklahoma out of the girl.”

formerlyAnon

This is the best summation so far. You (& your husband) win the comments section.

Lisa Kramp

She is the pictorial definition of my husband’s nickname for her: Carrie Underwear! I think she’s channeling a leprechaun on acid.

unbornfawn

This is something even Hedda Lettuce would not wear! Whatever it is.

http://profile.yahoo.com/DJHCEFC7S5WYITH3D5ORYGS56I amye

She looks like a female leprecaun!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

She looks like a Mummer (Philadelphia reference).

giiiirrrr

Frosted Lucky Charms–they’re fashionably atrocious!

lrhoff

There’s no explanation….it’s a mystery. I think she just wanted to show off her toned and ripped legs and tore away whatever skirt she was actualy wearing prior to the cameramen arriving…..

Caaro3

Well, first of all, her napkin from lunch is still tucked into her lap . . .

ThaliaMenninger

A leprechaun sandwich with cheese on the side?

Cat_In_A_Hat

Well… Ignoring everything else, which admittedly is hard, she has great legs!

CassieLee22

why does she look so proud of herself……

quiltrx

I’m just going to avoid the whole issue and say her hair looks great!

guest2visits

She’s just messing with you TLo.

http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

Serious scrolldown fug.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

Holy Leprechaun Majorette.

mila_8

Looks like dress rehearsal for a one-woman production of Peter Pan.

MemHey

Rogue and Phoenix were asked to design an outfit for Jubilee.

DCSheehan

To explain this I would have to understand what I’m looking at and despite exhaustive research I cannot identify what the heck is on her lower half. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it may be of alien origin.

The jacket, however, is dahling.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GTUWLNT6JIKVDYS2U4TQDTWFN4 Maria

When my great-grandmother was ask to comment on a new baby that might not have grown into their looks yet, she would comment “It’s a baby,” so she didn’t have to lie. In that respect, Carrie honey, “It’s an outfit.”

Emilie Wagner

sexy band uniform???

librarygrrl64

She’s obviously the lead in a drag version of Peter Pan. Duh.

kim i

love the jacket, though.

Sarah Michaels

She’s so pretty from the neck up and so bizarre from the neck down.

Liverpoolgirl

Can’t get past the quads…..oh and the sequins….in green no less

http://profile.yahoo.com/P27VIDYLRDOVQEMEUF22GEPJ6Y Laura

Holy batshit crazy pants. I really have nothing else.

MightyMarshal

What even? I can’t… I don’t even know what it is I can’t do. What was happening on the earth to cause this? It’s literally the dumbest looking thing I’ve ever seen on a celebrity. It’s like she was backstage at a clogging competition when the auditorium caught fire and she had to grab what ever random costume pieces she could find in order to run for her life.

PrunellaV

Explain what it is we’re looking at here:

A citrus salad plate with glitter garnish.

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