2012 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 3
Home stretch, bitches! You can do it!
Another coffee here, Miss. And can you tell us what your pie of the day is?
Chris Hemsworth in Hugo Boss
THREE undone buttons. There is no way that’s not douchey. We realize your ThorPecs are massive, Hemsworth, but we’re pretty sure they actually can be contained by the power of cloth.
Ellie Kemper in Dolce&Gabbana
While the accessories are not to our liking, she wins overall.
Eva Amurri Martino in Holmes & Yang
A bit too classy and demure for the event.
NO PROPS ON THE RED CARPET.
This is now officially a rule.
You look like King Dork of Dorksylvania.
Hipster car salesman.
Privacy is her middle name, but her first name ain’t Baby.
Jenna Dewan in Lublu
She’s blown right past “sexy secretary” and thrown open the doors on “slutty secretary.”
Catering entrance is in the rear. You’ll have to change in the parking lot.
Julia Jones in Joy Cioci
It’s all right. A bit eye-searing, but there’s nothing wrong with that at an MTV event. Neutral shoes with a neon dress, on the other hand, that’s just stupid.
Not bad. Nothing to write home about. Is that a zebra print hanky?
Kirby Bliss Blanton
Come back to us when your dress has fully matured, dear.
Leighton Meester in Christian Cota
Dorothy Zbornak: The Sexy Years.
Lucy Hale in Catherine Malandrino
Blanche Devereaux: The Tasteless Years.
It pains us to say this, but she looks pretty fierce.
Not only does he appear to have FOUR undone buttons, thereby snatching the crown from Hemsworth, but also everything he’s wearing is a size too small, with the possible exception of the shoes.
God, he must be exhausting.
Shailene Woodley in Stella McCartney
Jane Fonda dresses more youthful than this.
[Photo Credit: PR Photos, Getty]