Heidi Klum in Michael Kors
If we were Michael Kors — hey, that would be kind of a fun party game.
If we were Michael Kors …
… We’d color-coordinate all the people on staff. Wednesdays are FUCHSIA!
… We’d order $3000 worth of pizza from Domino’s and have it delivered to Jason Wu.
… We’d make Lea Michelle grovel for a dress.
… We’d tell Nina Garcia to crack a smile and then smack her on the ass to see what she does.
… We’d blow through a string of male personal assistants with impressive cheekbones and tiny waists, all of whom would leave our employ in tears – but much richer.
… Fittings would be catered.
…We’d sit behind a 24-karat gold-plated desk and throw diamonds at low-level staff when we’re in a good mood; small pebbles when we’re in a bad one.
But we digress.
What we’re trying to say here is, if we were the Duchess…
Heidi Klum picks her children from a karate class in Los Angeles in Michael Kors. Wildlife by Heidi Klum necklace.
Michael Kors Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Bette Franke
Wildlife by Heidi Klum Hammered Tassel Aztec Necklace
We’d stop lending shit to the Klum until she apologizes and promises never to do this again.
Not that it looks totally awful, but those Scooby Gang pants aren’t helping at all.