Cannes Watch: Jane Fonda in Atelier Versace
Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.
Atelier Versace Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss
Miss Fonda is serving it up on a silver fucking platter, and she would like to inform any haters to suck it, because they’re never going to look this good when the first digit’s a seven.
This might have been a WERQ, because Miss Jane certainly is WERQing the shit out of it, but darlings, we simply canNOT sign off on that much illusion netting. And hey, we completely understand why a lady of a certain age might not want to wear a strapless gown, but our response to that is, then don’t wear a strapless gown. Turning a strapless gown into a formal ice-dancing costume is not the answer, dear. Why not just choose a colored sheer instead of trying – and failing – to match your skin tone?
[Photo Credit: Jean Catuffe, PacificCoastNews.com, Getty, versace.com]