Pairs Division: Stone and Garfield in NYC
Oh, come on.
We thought it was adorable and charming the first time, not to mention the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth times, but are we supposed to believe you two just happen to hit the streets of NYC looking spectacular, cute, and up-to-the-second stylish every time you go out? We don’t think so. You two have overplayed your hand. We’re on to you now.
MaxMara Camel Hair Coat
Oh, shut up with your cute cardigan.
Timo Weiland Striped Cardigan
And Emma, you shut up about your sweet little flats and the fact that you can make a pair of white shorts work with a coat.
It’s very simple, you two. If you would like to return to our good graces and not have us constantly accuse you of being a walking PR push for your little spider-movie, gallivanting all over town in free thousand-dollar outfits carefully styled to make you look like jus’ plain folk, then you’re both going to need to show up somewhere dressed in stained t-shirts, slimy sneakers, and stretched-out yoga pants with a small rip. Then you’re going to have to stage a fight. Or at the very least, stop looking so cute together. That moody puss is a good start, Emma.
No, we’re not going to score you. You want it too badly.
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