Heidi Klum for Allure Magazine
Sometimes Fraulein Heidi gets on our nerves and sometimes she charms the pants off us. We’ve had a long, contentious relationship with her and we’ve never even met her.
Heidi Klum featured in the April 2012 issue of Allure magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy.
But we kind of love how she sounds here.
On Seal: “You know, I wouldn’t change anything. If I had to go back in time and say, ‘I should have changed this or that…’ No. I don’t resent anything that ever happened. Things just turn out the way they turn out…. I’m still in the eye of the storm now, and it’s all a little bit crazy. But sometimes you have to be apart in order to figure it out.”
On cosmetic surgery: “Ask me again when I’m 65, but…I’m proud to be able to say, in this day and age, I haven’t done anything,” Klum says. “Everyone has a view of what’s pretty and what’s not pretty, and [surgery] just doesn’t look pretty to me. Especially when I see it on really young girls. I don’t want to name names, but it’s like, Wow, I remember you five years ago, looking to me so beautiful, and now it’s like… who is this person? And I know girls half my age who do it. What are they gonna do at 40 or 50, when the s-h-i-t really hits the fan?”
Granted, a genetically gifted ladystar ragging on other ladystars who get cosmetic surgery is a little irritating, but it’s cute how she spells out “shit,” isn’t it? A former PR contestant who shall remain nameless once told us that Heidi was “the kind of person who thinks fart jokes are the height of comedy.” Make of that what you will.
That’s the weirdest bathing suit we’ve seen in some time – and that’s saying something. She still gives great face, in that toothy, windblown-hair kinda way, but that naked shot is weird and not particularly flattering to her. Lady-lovers, is that sexy; that whole “desperately trying to cover my privates” thing? We never got it. What’s hot about someone trying to cover themselves up as if they were embarrassed?
[Photo Credit: Norman Jean Roy for allure.com]