2012 Nickelodeon Awards Red Carpet

Posted on Apr 2, 2012 in Fashion

Look, don’t start with us. We have no idea who any of these people are either.

Alexander Ludwig

Cute. We wouldn’t mind that jacket.

Amandla Stenberg in Tony Ward

Not really loving the mustard yellow sash, but those shoes are ADORABLE.

Ariel Winter in Cynthia Rowley

Like a lampshade in a little girl’s room. Cute, though.

Ashley Tisdale in Kymerah

From the Carrie White collection. Hiddy dress; hiddy shoes.

Brad Kavanagh

Oh, son. We hope you’ve learned a powerful lesson about how putting your hands in your pockets ruins the line of your skinny pants. Otherwise, good job.

Carlos Knight

Lorenzo wants this outfit. Tom is doubtful he can pull it off.

Cody Simpson

What’s with all the powder-colored shoes on the men? And when we say “men,” we of course mean “milk-whiskered twinks.” Not a bad look, but the proportions look a little awkward.

Drake Bell

All the credit in the world for giving it a shot, but … no.

Heidi Klum in Roland Mouret

“HELLO, YOUNG STARS! I’M MILFTASTIC!!!!”

Isabella Fuhrman in Jason Wu

She’s the age and the type who could pull this look off but the proportions feel weird. Like the shorts are a size too small and the top is just a skosh too big. Also, those shoes are a visual representation of pain.

Jada Pinkett Smith (in Catherine Malandrino), Willow Smith (in Chanel), and Jaden Smith

The kids look adorable and appropriately embarrassed by their mother.

Jada, it’s a different world from where you come from.

Jesse McCarthey

Preppy never really goes away, does it? He’s suited to it.

Josh Hutcherson

Josh, little guys should shy away from the cuffed jean. It only makes you look littler.

Katy Perry in Gerlan Jeans

Attagirl.

Kelli Goss

Cute.

Kelly Osbourne in Tony Ward

Also cute. We still hate the shade, but we like her hair like that.

Kiernan Shipka

Little goddess.

But the little goddess should look into shoes with a little color to them. Just sayin’.

Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney

Honey, let Lily Collins attempt the Snow White-esque royal blues. Not that this looks bad on her, but we kind of want to slap her stylist for the bridesmaid shoes.

Miranda Cosgrove in Porter Grey

Simple and chic.

Molly C. Quinn

Got lost on her way to the hoedown, apparently.

Sarah Hyland in Myne

Chic, but perhaps a little too much so for an event where Katy Perry is dressed like something you get out of a gumball machine.

Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana

She can get away with a belly top at an event like this, but this is kind of an ugly outfit, no? She looks like a cocktail waitress at a theme casino.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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sarahofalessergod

When I have a daughter, I really want it to be half-Amandla Stenberg and half-Kiernan Shipka. Anything else will be returned to manufacturer.
sarahofalessergod

Also, will there be a Part Two? I’m dying to hear TLo’s take on Andrew Garfield’s Ron Burgundy look.
- Brendan Schulze
  
  Oh, I’m waiting for them to tear into Erika Fong and Brittney Ann Pirtle for wearing such hideous shades of Pink and Yellow
http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

I want Sara Hyland’s dress.

The rest = not much else to say. Agree with all.
BazoDee

There is something wrong when Kelly O is the best dressed this red carpet has to offer. Although Ariel does look cute.
It is probably a sign that I am getting old -but most of these ladies would get an OUT from me. Bad shoes, accessories, styling in general.
The boy look pretty well put together.
http://twitter.com/Moondragonic Charlotte

Molly Quinn’s dress & shoes reminds me of an Barbie doll outfit, that is in no way an compliment.
DominoEstella

Blek. The whole Smith family looks just plain ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with trying to look pretty people.
- MK03
  
  Those kids look like world-class douches in the making, don’t they?
- TheDivineMissAnn
  
  Word! Those three are trying way, way too hard.
- JosephLamour
  
  Jaden Smiths Zoolander is making me want to cry for his Justin Timberlake esque future.
- GenXcellent
  
  Looking at the picture, I finally just realized that Jaden is named after his mother, and Willow after her father.
  
  Kind of slow sometimes, I guess.
  - Jennifer Jacobsen-Wood
    
    That makes me even slower, because I didn’t get it until you pointed it out.
    - DinaSews
      
      Took me even longer to figure it out AFTER she pointed it out. Yikes. Monday, Monday.
    - GenXcellent
      
      That makes be feel better because after I noticed it I thought, “wait, is this something that is common knowledge to everyone but me?” Not that I spend all the much time comptemplating the Pinckett-Smith family! But still glad to know I’m not the only one.
- NC_Meg
  
  Seriously. I really want to know what the hell Jada was thinking.
  - http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife
    
    She annoys me more every time I lay eyes on her. And, while I know she has no control over it, that tight smile of hers drives me batty. (Zoe Saldana has the same kind of smile. It bugs me on her too)
    
    And she looks ridiculous. The kids – well, they’re kids. I’m not going to bash them. And I think Willow looks pretty cute.
- girliecue
  
  It’s time for Child Protective Services to be called. It may be too late for Jada but we can still save her children from a life of fashion crimes!
Violina23

How can you criticise Kiernan Shipka for the wrong shoes when she isn’t wearing any?
- TheDivineMissAnn
  
  Can’t you just hear them coaching her on how to stand? “Now remember to cross your legs…..”
Spicytomato1

Oh geez, where to start. The Smith family…such wallflowers aren’t they? Heidi, too. She looks great but that dress leaves very little to the imagination.

Katy Perry…that’s not a top. It’s a jog bra. That’s melting.

K. Shipka (who should have switched shoes with Selena G) and K. Stewart are my favorites. Extra props to K Stew for showing us how to wear a ponytail that doesn’t look like gym hair.

Sarah Hyland is lovely as usual but her getup strikes me as oddly matronly for her.
http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

Haha about Heidi!! She looks great!
Katy from a gumball machine – you nailed it!
Jada…. same outfit as the woman 80′s Carrie Bradshaw was talking to? Please stop.
http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

Amandla broke my heart in the Hunger Games. I can’t wait to see what she does next.

Also, I’m a good 15 years older than Kiernan and I would wear that exact outfit in a heartbeat. So cute!
- http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith
  
  She has the MOST ADORABLE FACE. Part of that is that it’s so expressive. I’m with you: looking forward to watching her!
uprightcitizen

Ha! Carrie White … that was funny. And MILFTASTIC! Great.
MissAnnieRN

I <3 you for that "A Different World" reference up there on Jada Pinkett-Smith. Jaleesa! She totally looks like Jaleesa!
SayWTH

Dear, what did TLo call you? Oh yes, Milk Whiskered Twinks: TIE YOUR DAMN SHOES!!! Don’t you know I spend my days telling younger versions of yourselves to do just that? Yeah, all those tweens who “look up to you” copy your every move are running around our elementary schools with untied shoes and tripping over their laces, or having someone else step on them, so they: fall on the playground, fall on the stairs, fall in the halls and just plain FALL! I am tired of picking children up to clean up bloody noses, chins, foreheads, knees, elbows etc. becouse you idiots won’t tie your shoes and take on the responsibility of being good roll models for your young fans.

BTW, this goes double for the young starlets who have barely begun puberty and insist upon wearing Louboutin’s before your feet have even gotten used to Mary Jane’s.
- http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia
  
  So the untied shoes is actually a thing? How ridiculous. I hope if Lorenzo does try Carlos Knight’s look on, he ties his shoes! (his own, not Carlos’s, which would be weirdly paternalistic).
- Thathoodwink
  
  I know the whole “hugely baggy pants falling off of your arse” is supposed to be a “tribute” to the incarcerated dudes who get their belts taken away from them in prison, so what is the habit of walking around with your shoes untied a tribute to? Dudes who forgot to set their alarms and are late for the meeting with their probation officers?
- Jill_3
  
  ”Milk-whiskered twinks” made me laugh out loud, startling everybody in the vicinity. Seriously, this is why I never dated any of the guys I went to high school with: they all looked like THAT. But I had no idea they were going to get worse.
FashionShowAtLunch

Heidi would look fantastic and slightly more age-appropriate with a couple extra inches on the hemline and a couple less inches on those over-the-knee boots.
- http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia
  
  I was just thinking that I think her boots are taller than me.
SayWTH

Jada Pinkett-Smith was on “A Different World” for two years. Scary, huh?
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw
  
  I think that was why they made the obvious reference to it in their caption of her picture.
  - SayWTH
    
    My post was in reply to MissAnnieRN’s where she commented that Jada looked like Jaleesa, but for some reason it didn’t post there. (What’s even weirder is I was watching “The Cosby Show” – on DVD - yesterday where Denise went to Hillman and Mom reminded her “It’s a Different World!” Cue spin off!)
- MissAnnieRN
  
  ha! She was? I was a huge fan of that show, and I thought she looked like Jaleesa (see comment above). LOL TLo was referring to her actual time on the show, not just that she is rocking an outfit that probably was once worn by someone on the show.
Jecca2244

Kiernan is adorable. There are a lot of painful looking outfits here.
Thathoodwink

Jada Pinkett-Smith. I was so confused…I forgot that “Jada” wasn’t one of the kids’ names at first (senior moment) and then I realized that she was the MOTHER dressed like such a foo’ !! You made my morning, guys.
Snailstsichr

Is it me or does Kristin Stewart look like she is afraid that if she stands up straight she will bump the ceiling? I want to go to a yoga class after looking at her.
Though she is wearing one of the least hideous Stella McCartney dresses we’ve seen in a while.
- Lola67
  
  I sit up straighter in my chair every time I see a picture of her. For that I thank her.
- funkypeanut
  
  Little Kristin needs someone to follow her around and poke her with a stick every time she slouches. She always looks so uncomfortable and almost like she’s trying to hide because of her ridiculously bad posture.
nannypoo

All three Smiths make me sad.

Wasn’t it just last week we were scoffing at Jada’s pants when Austin sent them down the runway? And yet, here they are.
- Spicytomato1
  
  Yes! I thought of Austin’s pants, too! Guess she didn’t get the accompanying memo about the Fragonard/Rock Star/Vampire/Hasidic styling.
- funkypeanut
  
  Well, if you were wondering who would see those pants on the runway and shout, “I MUST have them!!!”… now you know. Funny, I would never have pictured Jada P-S and Austin’s ideal client.
Elizabeth Wakefield

Sorry, douche chills looking at the Smith family.
- jessieroset
  
  seriously. What is with the look on mini-Will’s face. Total douche-in-the-making, if he’s not one already.
http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

I gotta’ say, ‘A’ for effort little ones. Those boys actually put some effort in and though all their outfits didn’t work they certainly took some interesting risks. And the girls are not half bad. You go Miranda Cosgrove and rock that purple leather. It’s a shame that Jason Wu romper didnt’ work out. Nice idea though.
http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

I don’t know who Isabella Fuhrman is, but her outfit and leg positioning (no doubt due the ugly shoes you pointed out ) make her look like the kind of girl in 70s movies that acts as motivator but is actually dangerous (i.e.: teenage slut )
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720742723 Sarah Winningham
  
  She plays a murderous teen in The Hunger Games and a [SPOILER] murderous psychotic dwarf hooker masquerading as a preteen in Orphan.
schadenfreudelicious

can we just make the entire Smith family disappear??..perhaps Will already has!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

Willow Smith is so cute, but Jaden Smith looks like a little douche in the making. He’s like a young, black Dylan McKay.
- kimmeister
  
  Yes!!! I knew his eyebrows reminded me of somebody!
Pants_are_a_must

If by “attagirl” you meant “the visual representation of slime”, I agree.

I thought Carlos Knight (who on earth is he even? no idea) won this round, fair and square. Send a gift to your stylist.
- gabbilevy
  
  I love that Katy showed up pre-slimed to this event. Only her.
RebeccaKW

Miranda Cosgrove shows how a brunette should wear a blue dress and not call to mind Snow White. Her look is very cute-I’d wear it if I were tinier.
http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

“Jada, it’s a different world from where you come from.” – Genius.
Carlos looks so handsome!
Anytime I see Isabella, I think of her performance in “The Orphan” and I become convinced that she should’ve been nominated for an Oscar. Convinced!
Miranda looks fantastic.
Judy_J

One day Kelly Osborne is going to look at photos of herself from this period and say “What the hell was I thinking when I decided lavender hair was a good idea?”
- janetjb
  
  I hope so.
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  hope it’s tomorrow.
http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

Katy Perry is giving me “I Dream of Jeannie” vibes. Maybe there’s a reboot coming.
Call me Bee

Well–I did recognize some of the faces…
Jada Smith is wearing Austin’s weird pants! I’m glad someone is… (Yes–I know they are ot Austin’s, but they look just like the ones in his PRAS cpllection, no?)
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  ithink cody borrowed his outfit from austin.
miagain

Dear Mrs. Shipka’
You dress your daughter the way I would, if I had a daughter! She always looks adorable, and appropriate at the same time. Could you please talk to Mrs. Smith about her two offspring??
many thanks,
a fan!
sherrietee

Jaden Smith looks so much like his dad.
Molly Quinn looks like she had a run-in with self-tanner and lost.
Kiernan Shipka looks so sweet and put together. I really hope she avoids the Lohan path.
Kristen Stewart is smiling. I give her props for that.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=847525391 Barbara Lee Woodruff
  
  Nah, it’s not Jaden who looks like Daddy. It’s Willow. She has his face shape and goofy ears. Also I think she’s going to be tall. Jaden is 14 already and he’s barely taller than his mother.
- http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith
  
  I’m not sure if Molly Quinn actually attempted the self-tanner or not – she usually looks much paler on the show, but this shot right here is pretty damn close to my sister’s natural coloring, which is weird and rare but does exist in nature. (This color doesn’t do anything for it, though.)
http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

The Pinkett-Smiths need to remember that Coco Chanel adage about taking one element off. Well, maybe more than one in their case. They all look like a Claire’s accessory explosion. Are they refugees wearing every accessory they own on their backs?
HobbitGirl

Many of these kids seem to have been in The Hunger Games.
- MilaXX
  
  I see 4 tributes. Alex, Amandla, Isabelle & Josh
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

It appears that Jada is now trying to dress like her children. Ridic.
- http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz
  
  I agree. I don’t mind the kids dressing that way. They’re kids. Jada is not.
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman
    
    I can hardly get pass her kids dressing the way they do, but Mom just looks desperate.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

Somewhere, a Men’s Wearhouse barbershop quartet is missing its Drake Bell.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott
  
  Even Alan Cumming would have a hard time pulling that look off
  - http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz
    
    Maybe Patrick McDonald, but only because he’d show the bitches up with an awesome hat, bag and eyebrows.
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  those striped pants are scary.
http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

“Milk-whiskered twinks” makes me feel so much better about how ancient I suddenly feel.
SapphoPoet

I loved Amandla Stenberg’s outfit. Also didn’t like the mustard sash, but the rest was really pretty and age-appropriate (even for black and gold).
janetjb

Jada Pinkett Smith is lucky to have such tolerant children. Yikes!!
dress_up_doll

Wow, Amanda Cosgrove really has grown up! She looks fantastic.

On the other hand, the Smith clan…I can’t even….
TropiCarla

Oh no! What is Molly doing? I love her in Castle, but this is sad.
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  she just escaped from the cupcake factory. or, she just escaped from the church bazaar, where her grandma had forced her to sit on top of a toilet paper roll.
  - kimmeister
    
    Right after she went to the spray tan booth. I think her natural fair skin works with her red hair so much better!
Jennifer Hofstetter

Kristin Steward looks refreshingly and surprisingly pretty and youthful.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1523970099 Ana Cedillo

i actually love what katy perry is wearing!!! everyone is hating on it, but i think she looks stupid and fun and great! and im not a fan of katy perry but i like her outfit very much
- MilaXX
  
  It’s a Katy Perry outfit so it works. I don’t love the ponytail. It’s a bit too My Little Pony for me, but the rest of the outfit fits her persona.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1523970099 Ana Cedillo

i actually love what katy perry is wearing!!! everyone is hating on it, but i think she looks stupid and fun and great! and im not a fan of katy perry but i like her outfit very much
sagecreek

Kristin Stewart must have been embarrassed by her own outfit, that’s the only thing that could explain that weird posture.
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  i thought she was a little kid being forced to attend when i first saw the photo. she’s wearing her junior bridesmaid dress from her big sisters wedding and it’s getting a little tight. she needs to sneak a few drinks when the grownups aren’t looking and then she’ll feel better.
Eva_baby

Amandla Sternberg is so effing adorable!

Also, i love the fact that Willow does not try to hide her ears.
http://twitter.com/NostalgiaOD NostalgiaOD

I can’t explain it, but I just want to slap all those Pinkett-Smith’s. That picture is obnoxious.
- StelledelMare
  
  Agreed. And they look like they all stepped out of the late 80s/early 90s.
- sleah_in_norcal
  
  uh-oh. someone’s got their cranky pants on.
- turtleemily
  
  I always feel bad for Willow because her face looks exactly like her dad’s. Hopefully she grows into it.
BrooklynBomber

I don’t know who Amandla Stenberg but she’s cute as a button in her grown up dress and gold sneaks.

Also cute as a button: “gumball machine” & “cocktail waitress at a theme casino.”
- http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis
  
  She plays Rue in a little movie called The Hunger Games. And she’s a doll!
- MilaXX
  
  She’s in Hunger Games. Several of the kids in this post played Tributes.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J4QGTFQCCILAE4N2SYZZRJ6SPY R LM

”
Jada, it’s a different world from where you come from.”

HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious!
lilazander

What’s up with those naked bellies? The ladies have beautiful figures, but these “bra tops” just make them look cheap and tacky..
- http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier
  
  It’s probably as close as you can get to a bathing suit because these awards like to pour buckets of slime on various stars. What I find hilarious is that the whole slimeing thing dates back to You Can’t Do That on Television (starring one Alannis Morrisette) which aired before these wee tots were born.
CarolinLA

Kelly Osbourne once snottily announced on Fashion Police that she is a trend SETTER not follower. Has she not noticed that NO ONE is following her trend of that hair color?
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott
  
  Only old women who go a little too heavy on the blue rinse
  - funkypeanut
    
    Yes, her octogenarian fan base is going to flame you now.
charlotte

Kiernan looks like the child of the couple on top of the wedding cake.
As that is also the role she plays on TV, I’d say perfect casting.
And yes, I want a daughter like her, too.
http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

You’re right about the pockets.
Brad Kavanagh went from “Jonas Brother” to “Oompa Loompa” with that pose.
kimmeister

Amandla’s gold oxfords are cute, but I don’t think they go with that dress.
belfebe

I adore Molly Quin, but her outfit was picked by her worst enemy. She’s absolutely adorable and talented. I want to see her in a kickass dress. She’ll put everyone else to shame. But this selection is not it.
Beardslee

“milk whiskers”! Love it. Describes my 18 yo’s face exactly.
http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

I just can’t get over Kelly Osbourne’s figure! Girl’s got it going on. Still hate the hair.
MilaXX

I love the shoes Amandla is wearing. I saw a women wearing a silver pair at Macy’s the other day and now I’m on a mission to fine a pair for the summer. Also I think Amandla may be one to watch.

Both Jada and Heidi need to learn that if you are a parent at these awards, you can wear jeans (leather is acceptable) but otherwise leave the crazy dressing alone.
http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

If I were 8 feet tall, I would so wear Ms. Klum’s boots.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

Also – no one should show cleavage at an event meant for children. Ew.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502168720 Brian Doyle

Dear Heidi,

I know no one else is wearing a bra. That’s because they haven’t hit puberty yet. You have. Wear a bra.
- alyce1213
  
  I’d like to like this 10 times.
Rand Ortega

LOL! Look at the Smith kid’s face/body language! They’re mortified!
Didn’t Katy Perry say 1 year the green slime tasted like boogers?
That’s no reason to dress like 1.
alyce1213

Jesse McCarthey: captive-in-a-Mormon-compound ‘preppy,’ maybe.
Jada: needs to take it down.
I don’t know, I just wanna hug Kiernan Shipka, run, and save her from show business.
marilyn

Heidi Klum should have been wearing a bra, and Kelly Osbourne should have touched up her roots.

Even though I dislike Kelly’s circus freak hair color, the grown-out roots in a different color take it out of an attempt to be creative, into being slobby. And they are front and center in EVERY picture she takes. She obviously spent a great deal of time and money to look good, so why the dark roots? I am surprised that anyone with color treated hair EVER shows their roots. Especially since hair dye companies have come out with color touch-up kits, that are everywhere and are very inexpensive. Her particular hair color is probably not readily available in a touch up kit, but she might be able to get by with a light gray color. Since these people live for their looks and have outrageous amounts of money available to make them look perfect, exposed roots are inexcusable.
http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

Love the little goddess. And I agree…Kelly’s hair really flatters her, strange color notwithstanding.
muzan-e

Some people ‘get’ the Kids’ Choice awards. Some people do not.

In case any clarification is needed, my ten-year-old daughter wants Katy Perry’s hair, Willow Smith’s outfit and Kelly Osbourne’s shoes, but insists that Heidi Klum clear is not and never was a supermodel, because “Ewww. It’s just – it’s – ”

Her voice drops.

“… it’s nasty.”
Melvis Velour

All I can say is thank GOD no one was attempting the totally hideous look of a sundress and cowboy boots which the women of Austin (and probably the rest of Texas) have convinced themselves is a hot look. It ain’t… And don’t even go there with Daisy Dukes paired up with cowboy boots either…
- formerlyAnon
  
  I was looking at a bunch of high school seniors’ big deal ‘senior photos’ this weekend, many of which featured – you guessed it! – Austin girls in sun dresses (and miniskirts and 50s crinolines and even a couple of Daisy Dukes) paired with cowboy boots!
  
  The tide is strong . . .
formerlyAnon

Ariel Winter looked to me like a little baby Katy Perry-in-training. Till I got to the part where I saw what Katy Perry was wearing, which strangely looks like what the toddler Katy Perry should wear, if toddlers wore shoes like that.

I think Lorenzo should at least TRY the outfit Carlos Knight (good looking kid, whoever he is) is wearing. If he’s still got the midsection, I’d say go for it. If Tom is still dubious, do it in a darker color range.

Most definitely a ‘yes’ to that hair on Ms. Osbourne.

[irrational hate speech: Preppy darn well *needs* to go away. That young fella could be actually cute if his clothes weren't chosen to make him look like a middle aged insurance salesman who thinks his shirt makes him look young & hip.]
PeaceBang

Oh, Heidi. Why did you have to go and do that? It makes me need a drink thinking of what we’re in for as the Erstwhile Mrs. Seal publicly deals with the reality of being not-young and newly divorced. Anticipatory cringe from over here. The Pinkett-Smith trio is so thoroughly obnoxious that I am left limp with disgust and cannot comment further.
prettybigkitty

Sara Hyland should not be criticized for being too chic, as compared to Katy Perry who looks like a smurf on acid. Just sayin.
Sophie Collier

Jada, Jada, Jada… maybe she can consult for the costumer of the Carrie Diaries or whatever it’s called.
cheesebomb

Did Austin make Jada’s pants?
Rebecca Zmarzly

I had to sit through this “awards” ceremony with my 5 year-old fashionista. She absolutely LOVED Katy Perry’s hair and the armor she wore during her song number.

Seeing Rachel Maddow (oops, I mean the Beibs) get slimed was a pretty good moment, though.
Stubenville

Is there ANY award show on planet earth that Kelly Osbourne DOESN’T show up for?
- funkypeanut
  
  No, that’s pretty much what she does for a living now.
quiltrx

Love Miranda Cosgrove, and I thought she really looked cute. Kelly Oz looks really cute, and appropriate.

The Smiths look like the big group of douches I expect they are.
CozyCat

How dare you say anything critical about adorable Kiernan Shipka! Seriously, that kid is so cute and appropriately dressed every time she goes out in public that it borders on cranky to be even remotely critical of anything. Add to that the fact she’s talented, and you have any random Olsen sister quaking in her Prada boots…
nancymae

Gentlemen, once again I bow down to your amazing knowledge of late 80s/early 90s pop culture. Using the hook from the “A Different World” to describe Jada Smith’s modified hammer pants look… Genius!
http://twitter.com/purpleprose78 purpleprose78

I admit, I kind of love Kelly Osbourne’s hair color. I would totally go purple if I could get away with it. Alas, my bosses would frown upon it.
http://onionjam.tumblr.com SkipperJane

Any one else get the feeling that Brad Kavanagh’s stylist popped by that morning in a TARDIS?
ri_dic

I don’t know most of these people, but JesusMotherofGod, Kelly Osbourne, change your effing hair color! It doesn’t look good on ANYONE under 70.
Roman000

My God the Smith-Pinkett kids are just kids. Let them dress however they want without being bitches. Jeez.
- http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo
  
  But it’s okay to make fun of all the other kids in this post, right?
  - Eva_baby
    
    I actually don’t think you guys were bad about the Smith kids. But I am seeing the words ‘douche’ and ‘obnoxious’ and ‘disgusting’ that seem to be reserved completely for these two. Truthfully there is nothing in that photo that should elicit such vitriol. I think Willow looks charming, her body language is sweet. And Jaden just looks like he’s squinting. But other than that, nothing about them screams disgust.
    
    Jada, otoh, oh honey, no.
P M

Josh Hutcherson needs a new stylist, stat. Because he always looks like an uncomfortable banker or an uncomfortable cowboy. I don’t mind either, but he needs tweaking towards style and away from costume.
rowsella

I’m sorry but this looks like a children’s party. Someone’s 11th birthday…. with Katie Perry as the clown and Selena Gomez as … I don’t know, the pony’s majorette?
Jessica O’Connell

Ok 2 things – one, many of these people you don’t know are from The Hunger Games movie, which is why they’re suddenly on the red (orange) carpet. Two, what in the HELL is Jesse McCartney doing there? Is he still around? I thought he went away? WHY IS HE BACK????
http://twitter.com/drnels Nels P. Highberg

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!
cam_lo

Love selena but she looks hooker and absurd, and hutch looks like he got lost climbing back down the mountain at the end of the day.
Sarawrs

Josh Hutcherson is freaking me out a little…maybe it’s the shoes…I googled him and he does not normally look like his parts are all different sizes. Just…bad.
http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

HA! Jada, it’s a different world from where you come from.

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2012 Nickelodeon Awards Red Carpet

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