Pairs Division: Minogue and Velencoso
Australian glamour coming your way, bitches! Brace yourselves!
Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend Andres Velencoso attend the 2011 ARIA Awards in Sydney, Australia. Kylie Minogue wears a Richard Nicoll gown.
Richard Nicoll Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Sara Blomqvist
Oh Kylie. We will never stop loving you, you crazy little sex pixie.
SHE: Is still a crazy little sex pixie, but this time she’s a pixie in a silly dress. It’s funny. Looking at all the straps and flounces and ruffles and gewgaws all over this thing, it’s amazing how little of it covers her up. It’s like a dress made entirely out of notions, which, come to think of it, would make a fun Project Runway challenge. Everything about this is awkward and overdone. We love you, girl, but there’s no coming back from this one. Score: 4/10. We’ll give her a couple points for effort.
HE: Is an international male model, genetically blessed, and has his arm around a girl wearing a dress held together with spit and hope. The least he could have done is put a modicum of effort in. This is just okay. Score: 5/10. He doesn’t actually look bad, but he doesn’t look stylish or head-turning either. And if you’re a genetically blessed international male model, isn’t it your duty to look stylish and head-turning? Rhetorical question.
Combined Score: 4.5/10. Tsk.
[Photo by Mark Kolbe/Getty Images, elle.com]