In or Out: Rashida Jones in Giambattista Valli
This is one of those looks that we think looks great on first glance, but then all this wrongness starts becoming apparent the longer we view it.
Rashida Jones attends the premiere of “The Muppets” in Los Angeles in Giambattista Valli paired with Jimmy Choo shoes.
Giambattista Valli Combo Tweed Dress
First thing: she has no shape whatsoever in this thing. We think it’s the competing prints on top and bottom being separated by that wide black sash. It totally takes away her waist. It doesn’t help that the top is sleeveless and slightly blouson, turning her torso into a perfect square. We think her makeup is fine, but looks a little harsh and heavy paired with such casual hair. “Casual” is our nice way of saying “sloppy.” And finally, just when our eyes adjusted to the silly putty pumps and we no longer instantly assume that female celebrities have freakish Barbie feet with no toes and a permanent high arch, along come these shoes to shatter all our hard work.
We thought we liked this look but we think we’ve talked ourselves into not liking it.
IN! What are you bitching about, bitches?
OUT! Too much wrongness for one look.
Voting on Amy Adams’ cartoon dress is still open, darlings.
[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, neimanmarcus.com]