45th Annual CMA Awards Part 1
That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!
Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra
Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that matches her hair; did she have to go for the matchy clutch too?
Honky Tonk Barbie.
Faith Hill in Chado Ralph Rucci
Not crazy about the hair, but the dress is gorgeous. Perhaps a bit too low-key for the CMAs, though. We actually like the lack of jewelry, but again, the big hair doesn’t really go with the minimalism.
Ginnifer Goodwin in Prabal Gurung
TRAGIC HAIR. We don’t even think she should be leaving the house with hair like that, let alone appearing in public and having her picture taken. The dress is, typically for her, too complicated and doesn’t suit her.
Too heavy and too long, but we like the color on her.
Jane Dear Girls
We don’t know, you guys. We’re all for cultivating a look, but the one on the left looks like she works in an adult toy store and the one on the right … we don’t actually have a problem with the one on the right, although the lacey hem is kind of ugly.
Simple, but it works. We’re kind of digging the hair. How refreshing to see someone who didn’t iron all the character out of their hair.
Enh. Like something you’d wear to a wedding.
Laura Bell Bundy
Like something you’d wear to jump out of a cake the night before a wedding.
We’re all for ladies in pants on the RC but not these shiny, wrinkly things, Martina. Those shoes look awful.
Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier
Can’t argue with that.
Why is she suddenly everywhere? She must have velcro nipples holding that thing up.
Pretty color; unflattering shape.
It’s sad when strippers are forced to make their costumes out of old hotel room drapes, isn’t it?
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]