Red Carpet Rundown: CBS, CW & Showtime Party
Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers:
Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple and breezey-chic. We question the shoe/clutch pairing, but otherwise it’s good.
Looks like a total smacked ass. A freaking trucker cap. What is this, 2002? Go home.
Perhaps a bit precious, but we can’t deny he looks cute and put together.
Who wants to be the first to tell Camilla that she left the house without putting a dress on?
Jesus CHRIST, Claire Danes! What the hell happened to you? Was it the Latisse?
We so don’t want to praise her because her facial expression and posture tell us that she’s quite busy praising herself at the moment, but it’s a really cute, sharp look.
They look a little like yoga pants, but this is a good way to dress up pants for a casual event like this. She looks really put together.
Personally, we always thought she was crazier than a shithouse rat, but the girl looks pretty hot to death here. Not fashion-forward; just a sexy, classic look that suits her.
Sweetie, we hate to tell you this, but this is not your:
It’s interesting, we’ll give it that. But it’s too heavy-looking and does nothing for her figure. Plus, we’re not sure the big Wilma Flintstone topknot is helping the look.
It’s a decent look. We’re not entirely on board with the boob flaps, though.
Sweetie, no. We love you too much to allow this to happen. Go home and try again. Quick, before a photographer sees you.
It’s not a pool party, honey.
Morena’s not taking any chances with her new Showtime gig. After the spectacular flop known as V, she’s busting out (pun intended) the short, the tight, and the low-cut. It’s an okay look. That weird high-waisted peplum takes away her waist.
We like summer maxi-dresses, but we would have advised against this one. That’s kind of an ugly print and too busy for standing in front of a wall of corporate logos.
Go home, you lazy shit.
Really cute dress that suits her perfectly. Absolutely wrong to pair it with boots and sheer stockings. We seriously don’t know how you can leave the house not knowing that.
Enh. Standard shape; not in love with the color; too shiny.
DAMN. Swoozie’s all “Get the HELL out of my way, Helen Mirren!” Love it. Bold, bright, and fierce.
He’s dreamy and his outfit is cute, but those pants are waaay too low. Also, his tie clip is too high.
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