Kardashian Kollection Launch Party

Posted on Aug 18, 2011 in Fashion

Darlings, the International Association of Hookers and Gold Diggers had their annual konvention in Hollywood!

And the working girls all kame out to blow kisses at th– hang on.

Oh. Sorry. This isn’t a kollection of hookers; it’s the Kardashian Klan and Friends at the launch party for The Kardashian Kollection for Sears. You kan see how we might have made that mistake.

Boy, you put some of these gals in cheap klothes from Sears and the illusion just dies on the vine, doesn’t it? Let’s assess:

Kim Kardashian

“America! Buy my cheap klothes! Look how awful they make me look!”

Honey, the pitch needs some work.

Cassie Scerbo

Just finished her kashier shift with enough time to change her shoes and hit the red karpet.

Kendall Jenner

It’s ugly, but at least it’s not tacky in a “Mrs. Roper gets frisky” kind of way (see: Kardashian, Kim).

Aubrey O’Day

Good & Whorey.

Kylie Jenner

Kylie! Kan you tell us why Kim chose the ugliest outfit and you got to wear this, which is klassy in komparison, even if does look like it’s krushing you a bit?

Kris Jenner

All the other kougars in the trailer park are so jealous right now.

Kourtney Kardashian

“I’m the klassy Kardashian! Cheap lace and pussy bows! Kan you see my legs?”

Melissa Rycroft

Trash kan liner.

Khloe Kardashian

Kountless synthetic kats gave their lives for this kollection. Let’s pause for a moment and remember them. They deserved better than this.

Jasmine Dustin

She’s not wearing something from the kollection! It looks like it might be from JK Penney! Infidel! Seize her!

[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images, sears.com]

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Anonymous

Can I just say how much I love you guys?
- Anna Vasquez
  
  You mean, “Kan” you just say you love them?
muzan-e

Way to go, Aubrey O’Day! That near-miss wardrobe malfunction surely earns her some extra kredit.
- Anonymous
  
  There’s some krazy industrial strength boob tape going on.
Anonymous

“Good & Whorey!”–laughed aloud!
Anonymous

krap!! there is nothing else to say… piktures speak louder than words!! A pox on their house!!!
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1555748024 Kay Yano
  
  What are the odds that their house doesn’t already have a pox? I am pretty sure it does…
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon
    
    a pox? more like herpes.
    - Anonymous
      
      the entire collection looks like it should be brought to us by Valtrex and Monistat rather than Sears
      - Anonymous
        
        Maybe they’re doing a kollaberation?
      - Anonymous
        
        we should likely throw K-Y in the mix while we’re at it
    - Anonymous
      
      The French Pox, I should think.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon
    
    a pox? more like herpes.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon
    
    a pox? more like herpes.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon
    
    a pox? more like herpes.
Anonymous

My eyes hurt.
sweetlilvoice

Love the komments boys! Thanks for looking at that krap for us. I think that Kourtney’s look is cute on the model, but not on her. Her boobs (I say this as a big boobed girl) get in the way of the look.
- margaret meyers
  
  All those breast implants really get in the way of the cheap clothes.
MilaXX

I thing the 3 look is cute, the rest look cheap and fugly beyond words. I don’t know which one is the worst, Kim’s Mrs roper jumpsuit or the Good n’ Whorey pink & black number.

BTW are both if those Kendal Jenner or is one Kendal and the other Kylie? I only know the names so I can’t tell you who’s who.
- http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo
  
  Korrekted!
Anonymous

Krazy Krapola.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

If I decide to be “Josie and the pussycats” for Halloween I know where to get cheap animal prints (lol)
- Anonymous
  
  Josie and the Pussycats look classy-with-a-C kompared to these getups.
Anonymous

it just doesn’t get any trashier than this at least the Jenner girls looked decent if not appropriate for their ages
Anonymous

As soon as I saw this new post I felt the bile rising in my throat. I have nothing to say about the clothes, they are so awful its terrifying.
Christine Campbell

Sometimes, there are no words except the ones you two provide. I may be speechless the rest of the afternoon.
Chloe Mims

Those girls are only 15! It makes me Kringe!
- MilaXX
  
  Even worse they are 13 & 15. After seeing them I don’t think I’ll komplain about Elle Fanning or Haille Seinfeld’s klothing choices ever again.
  - http://www.facebook.com/c.d.barney Chrissy Barney
    
    Good lord, what?! 13 and 15? The black and white dress isn’t that off the age bracket of a young teen- actually, I quite like it- but a black strapless mini with illusion panels? I would ask what their mother was thinking, but she and her outfit are right there providing an explanation.
    - MilaXX
      
      I don’t think mama K thinks past her 10%. These girls make millions, even 10% is a nice chunk of change.
      - Anonymous
        
        Plus, they are the little sisters in this scenario. This is normal in their family & no doubt they’d feel excluded if not on parade in cheap-looking clothing. It’s the classic situation where the parent has to step in and exercise judgment and we know that Mama has none, Papa K. is dead, and Papa J. is apparently deluded, excluded or asleep at the wheel.
      - margaret meyers
        
        Can I like that a few more times? I think squeezing them out and waiting until she can make a litte off their hides is the extent of her mothering.
      - Anonymous
        
        The two youngest are Papa J’s. Papa K had nothing to do with them – except help to provide such excellent role models for them.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse
      
      LOL – your comment made me spit soft drink across the laptop. Thanks for a brilliant laugh!
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse
      
      LOL – your comment made me spit soft drink across the laptop. Thanks for a brilliant laugh!
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMIFZ6A7BHP66M546AO77BWVQ4 Bonnie
    
    At least Elle Fanning and Haille Steinfeld’s klothing is made by aktual designers.
    “More” Magazine recently did a feature article about Mama Kardashian….that alone might be reason to let my subskription expire….bitchybitchybitchy
    
    P.S. -Who is Aubrey O;Day
    - Anonymous
      
      Oh I know, wasn’t that article disgusting? As if she’s a businesswoman we should emulate. She’s a pimp. And I’m so disappointed (but not shocked) that the two younger ones are now involved. They’re not even Kardashians.
    - Anonymous
      
      Oh I know, wasn’t that article disgusting? As if she’s a businesswoman we should emulate. She’s a pimp. And I’m so disappointed (but not shocked) that the two younger ones are now involved. They’re not even Kardashians.
    - MilaXX
      
      I am ashamed that I know this, but Aubrey was one of the women in one of those girl bands P Diddy created with his making the band reality show.
      - Anonymous
        
        I’m frightened that you know this information, MilaXX. But, what’s even more frightening is that I watched the series that particular season and remember her!
      - Anonymous
        
        I’m frightened that you know this information, MilaXX. But, what’s even more frightening is that I watched the series that particular season and remember her!
http://chupatinja.wordpress.com Santa

Thanks to You even very, very ugly clothes make me smile
Anonymous

Lord, Lord. That Aubrey O’Day has got some giant boobies. And they look so nice in that dress.
- margaret meyers
  
  What would be the opposite of a bustier? That dress is doing it — a dragyourboobsdownier?
Anonymous

hopefully no one was smoking nearby, the whore collection, i mean whole collection would have gone up in synthetic flames….
- http://mllesatine.livejournal.com/ mllesatine
  
  I love your user name. But it must be a bitch to type out.
  - Anonymous
    
    why thank-you, married to a German so kinda used to the lengthy words
- Anonymous
  
  I actually thought about that and how deadly and toxic the fumes would be.
http://twitter.com/stardust462 Elizabeth O’Malley

They best they kould do for their line is Sears? Yikes… Better than Walmart, I guess.
- Anonymous
  
  I guess this is their best after bebe dropped them.
  - Anonymous
    
    I’m afraid this is the start of a new phenomenon… brands paying you NOT to wear their products (I just saw on The Guardian that Mike ‘THe Situation’ Sorrentino from cringeworthy Jersey Shore is being paid not to wear A&F).
    
    See kids? Being trashy has its own rewards!
- Anonymous
  
  Odd that they didn’t go with K-mart. Seems like a partnership made in trailer park heaven.
- Anonymous
  
  I think I’ve actually seen better looking clothes at Wal Mart!
Anonymous

I almost didn’t read this entry. The Kardashians and collection with a K offended my eye mightly first thing in the morning. Thank you for taking the piss out of these fame whores in such a hilarious fashion. These outfits are pure krap.
http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

They let the woman who designed/inspired these clothes guest judge on Project Runway.

Think about that.
- Toni Mitt
  
  Oh…yeah. Makes me very sad.
  - Anonymous
    
    But they only let her judge klown klothes, thank heaven.
    - Anonymous
      
      Exactly, it was just the stilts challenge and they didn’t let her say anything more than “I like that” or “I don’t like that”. For PR, that was one of those near-miss airtraffic collisions, non? Nobody got hurt but you really don’t want that happening….
- Anonymous
  
  Fern Mallis, Diane von Furstenberg, and then . . .
  Hell, if Nina Garcia & Micheal Kors can sit next to her in shameless submission to symbiotic publicity, why think that the designers or audience would care?
http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

Kan I please be BFF with you two in real life? I love you both.
http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

Kan I please be BFF with you two in real life? I love you both.
Anonymous

Trash kan liner! So true.
Now we have found the use of the useless Kardashians. Kardashians + TLo =great entertainment and much needed laughter.
Judy_J

You guys krack me up! Those Kardashians have klass with a kapital K!
http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

Also, Cassie Scerbo should know better than to wipe her hand on her tights right after eating a powdered donut.
- Anonymous
  
  Hmmm, powdered sugar AND kameltoe? So very klassy, Cassie!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GFMOZFM3WT3T56EZHVZFK7UXSI Ramon

I bet you they’ll make millions out of this. And that is yet another sign of this country’s (this world’s) problems.
- Anonymous
  
  It’s the end of the world as we know it.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VJMQEBSJRUNQHEEWTXI5BCS6HI D J
    
    And I Kan’t feel fine!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YGDG5WUYES2QXPNC7BIDINE3W4 Brian

Someone (outside the US) once asked me what a Kardashian was. I could only say it was like someone fed Paris Hilton after midnight and then got her wet.
- http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs
  
  Gremlins joke FTW
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YGDG5WUYES2QXPNC7BIDINE3W4 Brian
    
    Ding!Ding!Ding! Gremlins, however, started off cute and you went in knowing it would end.
- Anonymous
  
  This is my favorite comment of all time!
- Toni Mitt
  
  HA! Thank you for this!
Vaniljekjeks

The first photo reminds me of my friend who breeds exotic cats.
Anonymous

…Another reason to shop at Target.
- Anonymous
  
  I have found some cute clothes there – you have to look sometimes for something other than a staple, but they have my size and don’t only have blah granny wear.
  - Anonymous
    
    ASK26, if you’re referring to Sears, yes you are right Sears does have some really nice clothes, you just have to walk past the crap to find them. When they are having one of their 30-50% off clearance sales you can get some pretty good stuff really cheap!
- Anonymous
  
  I have found some cute clothes there – you have to look sometimes for something other than a staple, but they have my size and don’t only have blah granny wear.
http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

Okay, honestly, the one Kendall is wearing doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the rest of the collection does. Which, honestly, is pretty damning praise as it is.

But seriously, guys, I hate to sound elitist, but these are for SEARS! What did you expect?
- http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz
  
  It’s cute because It’s a Prada knockoff!
  - Anonymous
    
    I knew it looked familiar. But where are the monkeys?
    - http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz
      
      Modeling the clothes.
- Anonymous
  
  Sears does not equal trashy whore clothes … or does it???
  - Rand Ortega
    
    Given this display, it does now.
  - Anonymous
    
    Well, those poor people from Extreme Home Makeover are now going to be all set with Kardashian Klothes courtesy of Sears!
Anonymous

Whores!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583342965 Melody Sellers

Oh dear lord, does this mean I’m going to see a bunch of regular folks rocking this whorrible garments? SMH!
- tripletmom96
  
  yes — saturday night at the trailer park mixer……
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=6416893 Jenna Kuhmann

Oh, that made me laugh. Pure komedy gold.
Anonymous

My father was a little boy during the depression. He once told me that the poor farmers in drought ridden south Texas would set the old Sears and Roebuck big book in the outhouse to use after you made caca (or kaka). That’s about the only good use I can think of for these images.
Anonymous

I kind of like th e one Kendall is wearing.

It is too black against black to see the details, but I lind of like Melissa’s (had it be a wee bit longer)
Anonymous

Takky indeed!
Ruth Preston

Kataklysmik.

BTW, Kris Jenner’s eyes look like (as my mom used to say) two burnt holes in a blanket.
- Anonymous
  
  Yea, she just had ‘emergency’ plastic surgery to look better at Kim’s PR stunt. Er, I mean wedding.
Ruth Preston

Kataklysmik.

BTW, Kris Jenner’s eyes look like (as my mom used to say) two burnt holes in a blanket.
Toni Mitt

Oh my Lord I have a headache from all the polyester fumes. But it is tempered by your wonderful komentary, TLo. I love you and I really dislike the Ks and their klothes. *shudder*

I guess I’ll never set foot in Sears again, except to buy a drill or a vacuum cleaner…
- Anonymous
  
  yep, that’s pretty much why anyone goes there.
  - http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz
    
    I had to return my daughter’s Land’s End bathing suit but did not want to pay $7 to ship it back. So Sears is handy that way too.
    - Anonymous
      
      I know. I’m still getting over Land’s End at Sears. This Kardashian nonsense only bewilders that partnership even more.
Anonymous

There is only one excuse for giving this dynasty of fame whores publicity: trashing them until they are reduced to polyester, made-in-some-third-world-sweatshop konfetti! Mission akkomplished, TLo!
Scott Hester-Johnson

Sears? Really?

Isn’t this kind of thing beneath TLo and the TLo-ers?

Or are we TLoites? No, that looks like “toilets”. TLo-nians? Citizens of TLoNation?

I’ll get back to you, but for now…

SEARS!?!?!?
- Eclectic Mayhem
  
  As far as this thread is koncerned I think we’re the Kommentariat.
Anonymous

Paraphrasing the fug girls, Kraptastic? Krotchtastic?

Oh, Mrs Kris, you forgot to tan and grease your feet!

Aubrey O’Day, your knockers could be in National Geographic!

You guys made my morning.
- Anonymous
  
  They are large enough in surface area to apply for nation status.
  - Anonymous
    
    Haha… I actually thought it more in the line of them looking in that dress deflated (albeit not less big) and dangly… In my family we call them the Pluto’s ears boobage
  - Anonymous
    
    Haha… I actually thought it more in the line of them looking in that dress deflated (albeit not less big) and dangly… In my family we call them the Pluto’s ears boobage
    - Anonymous
      
      I just snorted coffee from reading that. Love it!
      whether they’re sagging or not those girls need some support. of course if they had given her supprot she wouldn’t have been able to get in that sleazy schmata.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

To think Kelly Rowland’s boots pissed me off….but they seem to pale in komparison to every single article of clothing the kardashians are wearing. Kim’s shoes like half bootie, mostly slide and a whole lot of ugly!
Anonymous

TLo — seriously — a job I love very much came to an end today and I don’t know what is going to happen next. But “Good and Whorey” is staving off the tears pretty well for a few minutes. Damn, that was good. Thanks!!
- Anonymous
  
  Stay around here. Where you kan keep your spirits up, at least. You’re not alone. And golly, the world needs the funny right now!
- Anonymous
  
  Stay around here. Where you kan keep your spirits up, at least. You’re not alone. And golly, the world needs the funny right now!
Anonymous

Krappy crap and not surprising considering the source.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

You two are such bitches, and I love you for it. Also, what a pity Peg Bundy is no longer around to enjoy some of these clothes.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515828301 Arynn Sprague

“trash kan liner” made me snort pop out my nose!
Anonymous

“good & whorey”!!
you made my day.
Anonymous

I see the Krazy Horse has kontenders.
Anonymous

Let’s kongratulate Kassie on her kamel toe.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1559300890 Amy Fisher Jones

It’s posts like this that keep me as a loyal reader! Love you guys so much!
Anonymous

Klassic. Especially “Good & Whorey!!!”
Anonymous

OOH — I can just feel that cheap Korinthian Kleather
Anonymous

OOH — I can just feel that cheap Korinthian Kleather
Rand Ortega

What exactly do you call a group of whores? A gaggle? A murder? A koven?
Rand Ortega

What exactly do you call a group of whores? A gaggle? A murder? A koven?
- Anonymous
  
  may I suggest, a “hencoop of whores”?
  - Rand Ortega
    
    “henkoop”?
    - Anonymous
      
      I could have said hen house of whores, I suppose. LOL
- Anonymous
  
  A klusterfuck.
Anonymous

I can not believe Kim didn’t want to wear that horrible pink thing Aubrey O’Day is wearing. That looks like her. That pantsuit she did pick is horrendous, even on the model. Kris is not a heavy woman but she looks like a sausage in that dress. At least the 2 younger girls aren’t in gag-worthy outfits. This is some ugly shit.
Anonymous

Ka ka.

Also, it’s funny that you said, “infidel,” because looking at this, all I could think was that the End of Days must really be upon us.
Anonymous

JK Penney. HAHAHAHA
http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

Kongratulations Sears for really distilling the Kardashian look for the masses: animal pelts and Russian kall girls! I’ll admit that I’m confused by the sexxxy librarian outfit.
http://twitter.com/annmartina Ann Harste

Kim’s outfit is so bad you almost don’t notice her horrible extensions.
Anonymous

LOL, thank god for TLo
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

If you think this is bad, wait til you see their kollection of Kraftsman tools painted in zebra stripes.
- Anonymous
  
  Oh, they already have that. See, Kim is a bit of an expert when it comes to skrewing.
Ted Kane

I was all set to be outraged that you boys were giving these media whores more attention, but that picture of Aubrey O’Day is just priceless. I was bent over with laughter even before I read “good and whorey.”
diana jacobs komisar

JK Penney. Ha.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

I just don’t get their appeal, the Kardashians, that is. Hell, throw in the clothes while we’re at it. Trashy all around.
Sara__B

I kan’t stop laughing.
Anonymous

This is the worst! And the best.
http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

Kould I love you guys any more than I do right now?
Margot Brose

JK Penney? Je vous adore, babes.
http://www.facebook.com/luv2birdie Elana Bryan

Holy Mother of GOD. You’ve got to be kidding me.
Anonymous

laffed ’til I peed
Anonymous

That’s the first and only time we will ever see any of them actually wearing those klothes.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

Sears has let me down.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HBS4KWJ6XTPDEL2JMD37ZS5YHA Ben

Jesus, what the fucking fuck is this fuckery?
Anonymous

The dress Kendall has on is kinda kute, but Cassie’s got some reeeeally awful kamel toe goin’ on.

–M
Anonymous

This is yet another example of a ‘Kim’ shaming the name. It’s so embarrassing. Things aren’t going well for us. Lil’ Kim, Kim Basinger. The only dekent (?) ones I kan think of are Kim Novak and Kim that model whose last name now eskapes me. We even have to put up with Kim Il Jung.
- Rand Ortega
  
  Kim Alexis?
  - Anonymous
    
    Yes, thank you! And I will add Kim Kattrell to the ‘good’ list.
- Rand Ortega
  
  Kim Alexis?
http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

These useless people are enjoying the longest 15 minutes in the history of time…
Rebecca Johnson

“Trash kan liner”!!! Literal LOL.
http://profiles.google.com/scaponigro Sarah Caponigro

This is awful. They are awful. Yikes.
Anonymous

1) TLo, you are hilarious, as always.

2) Those clothes are AWFUL.
Anonymous

1) TLo, you are hilarious, as always.

2) Those clothes are AWFUL.
Presumptuous Insect

Aaaaaggghhhhhh! Gross!
http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

“Good & Whorey”‘s biggest problem, besides a dress that belongs on a back alley window mannequin near a strip club, is that she decided it didn’t have ENOUGH cleavage. So she took a low-cut dress and hiked it down 6 more inches.

Look at those poor smooshed breasts, struggling for air and desperately trying to crawl back down into the cups!
Martha Hedstrom

That kashier has some pretty serious kamel toe.
Presumptuous Insect

Oh, and I hope TLo singlehandedly (or doublehandedly) drive these craphounds from the spotlight.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

I thought the young ones were really young….why bring them in to this? I thought they were Jenners?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

Oh, and why do they think people that shop at Sears want to look bad?
Kyle Henry

I never thought Hilary’s Swanky Hills could be topped..

You did it.
Kyle Henry

I never thought Hilary’s Swanky Hills could be topped..

You did it.
Anonymous

kim and kris will fit right in at the trailer park, bekause they both look like double-wides! these are some of the ugliest clothes ever.
Anonymous

kim and kris will fit right in at the trailer park, bekause they both look like double-wides! these are some of the ugliest clothes ever.
Adrian Dorman

I am reminded of that classic line from Christmas Vacation: “Worse?! How can things possibly get any worse?? Take a look around you! We’re at the threshhold of Hell!”
Anonymous

Jesus Khrist.
Presumptuous Insect

You know what group they might be able to market this stuff to?

Klingons.
- Rand Ortega
  
  Klingons have morals, codes of conduct, standard.
  Oh, & most importantly, Taste.
Anonymous

Kylie gets the sole klassy dress because Kim is being put out to pasture by Kris and starting the next round of exploitation with the two youngest. Married ladies aren’t as sexy and marketable.

My eyes may be bleeding.
Anonymous

Usually the kardashians inspire feelings of disgust and vague concern about a society in which people of no discernable talent or taste become “style” icons. Their association with Sears makes me think they may very well be on their last five minutes of fame and this was totally hilarious. Kongratulations! The feel good story of the day is Abercrombie and Fitch’s offer to pay Jersey Shore cast members NOT to wear their clothes.
Anonymous

I needed this today. Big *Mwah!* from over here.

I hope you kan feel the love.
Anonymous

What a minute, these Kardash ladies *cough skanks* are doing a good thing here. Every Ho will now have affordable work clothes. So, thank you ladies * cough skanks*.
http://mllesatine.livejournal.com/ mllesatine

I saw the first pic and thought: how embarrassing for those three who all choose to wear leopard print to find out that two other women had the same idea.
Anonymous

what would we do without TLO? LOL
lilibetp

“Kan you see my legs?” We kan almost see the good china, dear.
Presumptuous Insect

LOLKat says to Miss K: http://tinyurl.com/3cy5baj
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1294512334 Terri Griffith

The best laugh I’ve had today. Woof!
Anonymous

OMG, I’ve seen classier clothes at Fredrick’s of Hollywood!
http://twitter.com/leslielies Leslie S

god, I’m dying laughing – ya’ll rock! and they all look terrible!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

Cassie Scerbo has kamel toe.
- Mary McClelland
  
  Right I noticed that too! It’s intentional – didn’t you know – it’s part of the charm of the ho-llection.
- Anonymous
  
  Who would buy that? It looks like laundry day.
http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

Um… I kinda like Kendall’s dress. Does that make me bad?
Anonymous

So will these be right next to the Land’s End Back to School clothes so most of the Moms can point out the difference between appropriate and inappropriate clothes for school.
- Anonymous
  
  Actually at our store it looks like they are setting it up right across the aisle from Land’s End, so yes, lol!
Anonymous

It would have been fun to be a kitty kat at your house this morning watching you two kreate your krazy komments.
I’m almost krying with laughter
Grace Ritt

You guys just did this to be mean. And make me die laughing. WELL PLAYED.
Grace Ritt

You guys just did this to be mean. And make me die laughing. WELL PLAYED.
Grace Ritt

You guys just did this to be mean. And make me die laughing. WELL PLAYED.
BuffaloBarbara

Who are these people and why are they famous?

Aubrey O’Day seems to need to hike up those shoulder straps before she has a serious wardrobe malfunction.

What’s with all the pussy bows lately? Ban them! I’d rather see Good and Whorey than another of those stupid bows.
Anonymous

LMAO, I am halfway between delighted and offended at this post, for several reasons. Full disclosure – I’m a manager at Sears, and this collection has been the talk of the town for weeks now. I’ve seen it first-hand, and in defense I will say it is pretty well-made for what it is. That being said, the slutty dresses & animal prints look as tacky as you’d expect in person, and those shoes Kourtney is wearing are pure torture devices – I looked like a foot-binding victim trying to hobble across the floor in them. However, there’s a cute jacket in the collection not shown here, and there’s a pair of boots with silver studs that are very cool-looking, and that I can actually walk in, so those may find a way into my wardrobe. Plus I also like the dress Kendall is wearing, it’s cute and not slutty-looking. I’ve seen a couple of purses online that look nice too, but I have not seen them in person yet. Other than that, you guys are spot-on, so carry on minions! LOL!
- BuffaloBarbara
  
  Yeah, I kind of like the dress Kendall’s in, too. It wouldn’t suit me particularly, but I don’t think it’s ugly, and it doesn’t look like the rest of this Kollection.
  - Anonymous
    
    Kendall and Kylie are lovely looking girls. Kendall’s is a ‘maybe’ dress, and she wears it much better than the model. But I feel bad for them, with that mother/pimp, and the trashy big sisters.
Anonymous

Good and Whorey LMAO I just spit my snack all over my keyboard, which several people share. It’s lime jello with pineapple, so hopefully they will mistake for nose goblins and be mortified and go away.

Anyway, it looks like she’s about to reenact the Madonna nipple-flash in that video. And the rest look like their names would be Candy (Kandy?), Destiny, Diva, Lexus….you get the idea.

It looks like the kollection should be for Wet Seal. Gross.
Anonymous

Around the world, thousands of prostitutes join together in a chorus of “No thanks, we have some standards.”
Anonymous

I felt something bad happen to my soul looking at these pictures. Only TLo’s superpowers of snark saved me from a major existential krisis.
Mariah J

“You kan see how we might have made that mistake.”

I fail to see any mistake in calling those women hookers
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

All of it looks like krap and the animal prints aren’t even the “good” sort of prints at all. Aubrey O’Day: “hoik ‘em up, sister!” Actually, looking at her boobs makes me feel better about the saggy nature of my own!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=661256074 Mars Tokyo

Why don’t they just call it Skankwear?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon

there is just not enough valtrex in the world.
Anonymous

Krist on a Kracker!

PS: Is that a bit o’ nip slippage with Ms O’Day? Adds klass, doesn’t it?
Helen C

The Jenner girls are prettier than the Kadashian girls.
- Anonymous
  
  They have a prettier father.
http://profiles.google.com/withano Loren S

Kendall’s dress isn’t THAT bad. It kind of looks like a cheap knockoff of the Prada monkey dress.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

This just reminded me of something. There’s a song out there called, “I Hope She Cheats on You with a Basketball Player” which contains the line: “I hope that she Kim Kardashianed her way up!” That’s bad when someone turns your name into a verb to describe your skankiness.
- Mary McClelland
  
  Kim’s probably suing the songwriter/singer for kopyright infringement. She needs to protect her image, ya’ll! I mean she sued Old Navy for using someone who “resembled” her in their ads. Ugh – they are DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozski

Kalamitous kouture for klassless konkubines!
Anonymous

There are Real Housewives lining up to buy these for their chubby, barely pubescent daughters.
http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

I wasn’t even going to look at this post because I knew it would piss me off. I can’t believe these bitches carry Birkins. Who is Audrey O’Day and who let her and her tits out of the house? Do you think they are embarassed when they see these pictures? Or are they that fucking clueless.

/rant. Sorry.
- Anonymous
  
  It’s hard to embarrass whores.
- Anonymous
  
  It’s hard to embarrass whores.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PHBN5RJ6BJHC72S22IIP3J437E Jae
  
  Aubrey O’Day is a former member of Danity Kane who got fired by P.Diddy because she thought she could do whatever she wanted and Diddy should be ok with it, but even he said her activities cheapened his brand…I mean how bad is that when one’s behavior and public persona can cheapen the “Bad Boy” brand..smdh
- Anonymous
  
  Klueless, def.
http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

I wasn’t even going to look at this post because I knew it would piss me off. I can’t believe these bitches carry Birkins. Who is Audrey O’Day and who let her and her tits out of the house? Do you think they are embarassed when they see these pictures? Or are they that fucking clueless.

/rant. Sorry.
Anonymous

You guys are hilarious. I just don’t get it though – I can ‘get’ that they don’t mind (or see) tacky & slutty as bad things. But clothes that make you look broad in the beam, or as if your breasts are sagging, or, or, . . . . ???? Surely only krazy people think they’ll promote sales by being photographed in unflattering clothes.
Anonymous

You guys are hilarious. I just don’t get it though – I can ‘get’ that they don’t mind (or see) tacky & slutty as bad things. But clothes that make you look broad in the beam, or as if your breasts are sagging, or, or, . . . . ???? Surely only krazy people think they’ll promote sales by being photographed in unflattering clothes.
Anonymous

I wasn’t even going to click this post because it features “THEM”, but you guys totally made it worthwhile!!
Anonymous

These clothes are too tasteless and cheap for Sears. I wouldn’t have imagined that was even possible.
Come on Sears, protect your brand!
Anonymous

My eyes are burning and melting…
Anonymous

I had to click over to the Kim’s Kollection. I was shocked by the high prices for cheap, ugly clothes. Seriously, who is going to buy that crap! You could only sell that fuggly shit to crack hos and Kim and her klan have totally overpriced this collection for that clientele.
- Anonymous
  
  I know, right?!? Did you see the leoprard-print sequin harem pants for $99? Klassic!
http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

OK, hilarious. Now, seriously: when will the kissy face and kougar prints end?
Anonymous

JK Penny! XD
Anonymous

Jesus Khrist!!!!!
Anonymous

Jesus Khrist!!!!!
Lori Greenberg

Thanks dear boys, once again, for making me laugh at something so utterly tragic and HIDDY! Let’s just hope this doesn’t “inspire” Dina, Lindsay and Ali Lohan to try to cash in now, by doing their own line together, too (the mind boggles – I never really got over Lindsay’s horrible line of leggings Oh no, I’m having flashbacks now!). xoxol
Mary McClelland

Ok, That was SO funny! And Lord, WHO would buy that kollection. It’s awful and does anyone remember that two of those girls are like 14 & 15 in their krotch short minis?!?! What kind of parent kondones that!?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_63FW2Y5BWUARL7PJGWK54TUDGE Carrieanno

Elizabeth Banks should send the K Klan a nice fruit basket for keeping her “In or Out” dress from being the official laugh riot of the day.
Anonymous

Aren’t we as a society poised to stop giving a fuck about these women and those of the same ilk? I mean come on already.
- Anonymous
  
  I agree. Then again, this krew is SO DAMN FUNNY! I’d hate to give up the laughs.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PMAPJYMO5AC6GMONR6NQFURAXE bebo

If you google skank these family pop up.
Anonymous

dear god aubrey o’day, put those things away!
http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

why in heavens name did kim kardashian directly copy the dead kennedys logo for her own? or did she design none of this stuff & whoever actually did was playing a joke they knew she would not get?
seriously:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DK_logo.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/aileen.bartels Aileen Woodrich Bartels

Kongratulations. I’m konsidering this one of my all-time favorites among your posts. “Kougar?” Brilliant.
Anonymous

Aubrey O’Boobs has some serious nipple endangerment going on there!!! 1/2 mm from OOPS!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T53WBEPGJZ7MMMZC4O563YU5HA Observer

Just so damn cheap and ugly, I know that Sears has been having problems but I can’t see folks running the store to buy any of these. I can see them running to the store with matches and a can of lighter fluid.
- Anonymous
  
  Maybe they’ll give one leopard outfit free with a Kenmore Elite washer and dryer.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=718893973 Cheryl Wingate

I know what I’m wearing for Halloween!
Anonymous

These ladies put the “assy” in “klassy”.
http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

WTF? That thing Kim is wearing looks awful.
Anique Ashraf

I just laughed so HARD my mother got skared!!!! You guys rule this krappy world!
Anonymous

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. Honestly. Have they no Gays?
Anonymous

“Tlo said: All the other kougars in the trailer park are so jealous right now.”

It’s hard out there for a pimp (though this one seems to pimp out her daughters quite easily.)

–GothamTomato
Lisa

Yikes! All that sleaze in one room! I can smell the syphilis from here!

Oh, and by the way – you boys are kraking me up tonight!
- Anonymous
  
  Since you mentioned a STD, there is an “intimate” line as part of this kollection . Ewww, just plain ewww. I would never wear panties associated Kim.
http://twitter.com/Noacat Schumpert McGee

All of these klothes are awful… but the pussy bow dress is the one that really just kills me.
http://twitter.com/algaechick Crystal

As a mother, entertainer, and person, I am komforted that my kid would never be kaught dead in such streetwalker klothing.
Anonymous

this is like people of walmart level of tacky
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2IVH65NRJLZB7MQ6CCXQUBDJ6U Melanie H

You guys have outdone yourselves with this post. “Good and Whorey”! HA HA HA! You made me and my husband LOL big time with that reference.
Patricia Biswanger

I thought Sears was taking a stab at respectability with the Land’s End collection, and now this. <>
http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

Kuuugh.
Anonymous

Kackle, kackcle, kough, kough…..I don’t know which is making me laugh more, these photos or your comments! TLo, you take the kake!
Anonymous

Please guys, this is where I come so I don’t have to see those hideously pointless media whores! Even though you made proper fun of them (and thanks for that!), I’d really rather not find them here at all. I wish they all would just return to Kardashia and leave my eyes alone. At least this thread is silent, so I don’t have to hear Kim’s vapid whine.
Anonymous

Please guys, this is where I come so I don’t have to see those hideously pointless media whores! Even though you made proper fun of them (and thanks for that!), I’d really rather not find them here at all. I wish they all would just return to Kardashia and leave my eyes alone. At least this thread is silent, so I don’t have to hear Kim’s vapid whine.
http://twitter.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

The dress on kendall jenner is kinda kool.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1017585103 Kanani Fong

Ugggggghhhhhh! The last thing I want to see is someone with lumps and bumps poured into a spandex/polyester dress. Especially one with leopard spots.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

I kan’t kondone this klassless krapfest
http://twitter.com/sylvia_warren Sylvia

I literally only know about these people because of this site.
I like to think there is an incredibly clever, publicity shy, demure and sensible sister who shuns any sort of attention and moved out at the first possible opportunity, and who spells her name “Catherine, with a C”.
Anonymous

Dear God – make it stop! Can we get Sarah McLachlan or Willie Nelson to make an appeal for all the poor, abused faux animals and seamstresses that were harmed in the making of these, these, I guess you can call them garments??
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

Cheap and slutty looking. wow.
Anonymous

anybody else sick to death of the “cross leg don’t I look thinner” pose?
Anonymous

You guys krack me up!
emenemenie

Aubrey O’day probably is wearing some boob tape under that tight un-matching dress

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