Judging the Judges: Erin vs. Heidi vs. Nina
We have a feeling, given the crack-y nature of last night’s judging, that no one really feels like complimenting any of them right now. Well, don’t you worry, kittens. We worked in some bitchiness for you.
Erin Wasson wears Michael Kors.
We don’t care if a model goes all disheveled and messy looking when she’s not working. A lot of them do. It makes a lot of sense if your every working moment has to do with obsessing over every detail of your looks. But honey, you’re not home watching Project Runway on the couch with your model friends, eating pretend snacks. You’re on television. A little more effort, please. Nina is disgusted by you.
Also, your entire outfit looks like it was made from cheap satiny bedsheets. Score: 2/10.
Heidi Klum wears Michael Kors jumpsuit, HKNB sneakers, and Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry.
“Buy my sneakers! They go terribly with sequined jumpsuits!”
It’s a nice enough garment, but there’s not a chance in hell we’d give her a high score for such an obviously ridiculous pairing. Score: 5/10.
Nina Garcia wears 3.1 Phillip Lim fall 2011 paired with Azzedine Alaia shoes.
Nina was obviously all, “SNEAKERS?!? With this stunning Philip Lim and belt? Please. I’ll wear a pair of lace-up sandals. Think of it as an homage to sneakers. That’s the best you’re getting out of me.”
3.1 Phillip Lim Fall 2011 Collection
She’s definitely bringing some glam to the judging panel this season. She had a fondness for these very played-down chic little looks in the past, but she’s obviously shooting for “fierce” now. Score: 9/10.
THE GARCIANATOR TRIUMPHS OVER TWO MODELS! What an upset! Will the world of models ever recover from this turn of events? Tune in next week!