In or Out: Zooey Deschanel in Moschino
So Lo shows T these pictures this morning and asks him if he thinks this is an outfit worth discussing. “I guess so,” T replied, “But who is that?”
“It is? Did she travel back here from 30 years in the future?”
Darlings, behold Hollywood legend Zooey Deschanel, ready to pick up her Lifetime Achievement award:
Zooey Deschanel at the premiere of “Our Idiot Brother” in Los Angeles in a Moschino dress.
Moschino Fall 2011 Collection/ Model: Melissa Tammerijn
This is a TEXTBOOK case of “Girl, this is so not your dress.” We’re not quite sure whose dress this is, but we suspect whoever she is, she’s a big fan of Dynasty.
To be honest, the more we look at it the more we think the girl this dress belongs to doesn’t exist. It’s too fussy and it looks like it’s impossible to prevent it from looking a little sloppy and awkward. Even the runway model can barely manage to make it work for the 45 seconds she had to wear it in public. The skirt detail on Zoe’s version is different from the runway version and we can’t say it’s an improvement. She looks like she’s got tissues stuffed inside her dress and they keep working their way out. And what’s with the hair and makeup? The spider lashes with the blue eyeshadow looks aging and the half-assed up ‘do isn’t helping.
This is going to sound weird, but she’s so haphazard and confused-looking that we get the impression she was dropped from a great height onto a pile of cushions right outside camera range and simply rolled over to the red carpet and stood up.
IN! She’s FABULOUSLY ruffled!
OUT! Pilgrim Alexis Carrington.
In other harsh judging news, Olivia Wilde’s “minty fresh sister-wife” look got a well-deserved OUT.
[Photo Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, style.com]