The Headless Bride of Buckingham Palace
So Cathy Cambridge’s wedding gown went on display for the little people and Cathy took Grandma Betty along to check out the scene:
Somewhat hilariously, Betty declared it a “displayus horribilis” and ordered the immediate beheadings of all responsible.
And you know? We don’t blame the old broad one bit.
Why not install a bucket of pig’s blood suspended over it? One lucky ticket owner will get the opportunity of a lifetime! At the very least, there should be a holographic skull under the veil, don’t you think? Maybe make the arms move threateningly when you walk past it?
“Horrid, isn’t it? Horrid and dreadful!” There is nothing T Lo loves more than a bitchy old queen who speaks her mind and doesn’t give a shit what you think of her. We’d put Betty up against the nastiest drunk in a piano bar and she’d mop the floor with him without ever getting off her barstool. AND get up and sing “What I Did for Love” to the roars of an appreciative crowd.
Also, Cathy? Examine the fact that an octogenarian is wearing a livelier and more colorful dress than your own.
[Photo Credit: Bauer Griffin]