Pairs Division: Kunis and Timberlake
Well, it seems that western culture is determined to foist that Friends with Benefits movie on us, so the stars are doing their contractually obligated bit to remind us all that they made a movie.
HE: Looks like the guidance counselor at a Christian youth camp. Slap on a big cross on a chain and about 30 friendship bracelets and the picture will be complete. Henley collars with vests look hot on absolutely no male in existence, unless you’re Fabio on the cover of a romance novel, and even then, that’s an acquired taste. Also, he’s melting into a puddle, apparently. We’d wag our fingers at him for making his female co-star do all the work but apparently she’s off the clock too. Score: 4/10.
SHE: Looks hungover. Sure, it’s a photocall in Cancun and that usually means a casual feel, but she looks like she’s ready to hit the tourist trap bars with her besties for the third night n a row and drink brightly colored drinks that maintain their vividness even after they come back up in a row of bushes outside your hotel at 4 am. That’s a dress picked up off her hotel room floor paired with the only two matching shoes she could find at the last minute. Very disappointing. And while the dress isn’t offensive or anything, it’s kind of shapeless on her. Pair it with those lackluster shoes and the whole look says “I could barely be bothered.” Score: 4/10.
Combined score: 4/10. You’re highly paid movie stars. Put a little fricking effort in, kids.
[Photo by SPE Inc./Matt Dames via Getty Images, AP]