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Meet the Season 9 Project Runway Designers – Part 1
Gather ’round, kittens. It’s time once again to indulge in that longstanding T Lo tradition of prejudging reality show contestants on the flimsiest of evidence. Let’s all decide ahead of time who’s going to annoy us, shall we? Fame whores…GO!
Olivier Green
It was only a matter of time before a Precious Moments figurine tried out for the show.
When did you realize you had designer potential?
When I went to London at the age of 16.
What are your strengths as a designer?
Patternmaking and tailoring.
What’s influenced your designs over the years?
I have been greatly influenced by cultures and the art of architecture. Now I’m influenced by little things around me.
Why do you think you will win Project Runway?
I have potential to grow and adapt to challenges.
And goshdarnit, people like me!
He’s got some interesting ideas but minimalism isn’t what they’re looking for on Project Runway and we’re worried that he might be a little delicate for the proceedings. We fear the standard Ikea $69 bed and mattress that all PR contestants sleep on won’t be enough for this one. He’ll have to be placed in a special box, wrapped in tissue paper every night.
More about Olivier here.
Anya Ayoung-Chee
Well! This one certainly wins the prize for making the biggest splash on the internet before a second of the show has aired. Well done, missy. Project Runway’s long overdue for a beauty queen with a sex tape, wouldn’t you say? Gotta shake up those character types; keep ‘em fresh. Next season they’ll have a cowboy who sings opera.
When did you realize you had designer potential?
When I had the opportunity to consult on my wardrobe for the Miss Universe pageant in 2008.
What is a fashion must?
Earrings.
What’s influenced your designs over the years?
My work is heavily influenced by the diverse cultures that comprise Trinidad and Tobago, and the Caribbean as a whole.
Why do you think you will win Project Runway?
I am highly competitive, I have many of the elements that comprise a winner on this show, and I have a deep passion for representing not just me but also where I am from, on an international scale.
Every response sounds like it was delivered in a breathless, beauty queen, “children are our future” rapid-fire manifesto style. How much you want to bet she’ll be working the phrase “…for the Miss Universe pageant in 2008″ into just about every conversation?
Well, this can go one of two ways; either she could go the Uli route and wow the judges with a chic take on a very specific style, or she can go the route the majority of designers with a very specific aesthetic go and wind up with the judges turning on her and imploring her to get out of her box.
More about Anya here.
Gunnar Deatherage
GUNNAR DEATHERAGE! Born to burn down Norwegian churches at midnight!
We are going to have so much fun coming up with nicknames for this one.
CANNON BLOODSPORT! Vampire hunter for hire!
And we’ll say this ahead of time… sorry, Gunnar.
BULLETT ANGRYSKULL! Head of an international crime cartel!
We realize you probably came in for a ton of schoolyard teasing in your (very recent) youth because of your name (assuming that’s the name your parents gave you, in which case, well done, Mrs. and Mrs. Deatherage), but kid?
DICKSUBSTITUTE KILLKILL! Poser douchebag!
You’re on reality TV now. Smile for the bloggers.
When did you realize you had designer potential?
In high school. I really loved the feeling of just creating, and when people started to want the things I was creating, my gears started ticking.
What is your design training?
I’m completely self-taught. I started with using patterns, and when I couldn’t find what I wanted, I started to drape and make my own.
What’s influenced your designs over the years?
In the past, the wow factor, the dress that stops the show. Now my aesthetic is more about asking, what can a woman wear out, and feel completely confident in?
Why do you think you will win Project Runway?
I think I stand as good a chance as anyone. I give everything my all, and if it is supposed to happen, it will.
Oh, no, no, no, Gunnar. This won’t do at ALL. Where is the rage? The death? The gun? You are far too sweet for such a violent name. You should be named something like Quentin W. Sweetcrackers or something.
We can tell he’ll be a judge favorite, so long as the execution is up to par. He utilizes all these different kinds of elements and those three bitches in the judges chairs get bored really quick. If he can keep up that pace and churn out something every week with an interesting collar or interesting detail on the hem, they’ll look on him favorably.
More about Gunnar here.
[Photo/Q&A/Video Credit: myLifetime.com]
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