In or Out: Christina Aguilera in Givenchy
You guys, we’re very confused about this one. All our bitchy fashion blogger instincts are failing us here. You see, Xtina once again went out in a tacky, too-tight dress, enough makeup to paint an army of hookers, hair that looks like you could break it off like dried spaghetti and a pair of gigantic silver platform heels to Snooki things up even more. And yet?
She somehow looks better here than she has in ages.
Givenchy Metal-Eyelet Dress
Don’t get us wrong; we don’t think she looks great or anything, but some sort of weird voodoo is going on here because this is how she always dresses and the normal result is that she looks like a 70-year-old burlesque queen. Somehow, she looks her age here. What magic is this? And honey, why couldn’t you extend it to your outfit?
IN! Who cares how she did it? It’s STYLE MAGIC and she is a GODDESS, bitches!
OUT! A chemical peel and good lighting will never make up for bad taste.
The voting is still open on Kyra Sedgwick’s little getup, which strangely included both a shitty black dress and a need for a haircut. Darlings, it’s a theme today!
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