Pairs Division: Diaz & Timberlake
Former romantic pair and current co-stars Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz smiled through gritted teeth while they poledanced for their little movie.
Such natural smiles! Smell the rapport.
HE: Looks… just all right, actually. All-black. Pfft. He was a genius in other matters but Johnny Cash has a lot to answer for for getting entire generations of men to think dressing like a depressed priest is cool. We like his jacket but the distressed “Little Tramp” boots in brown are distracting and incongruous. He’s all mafioso from the ankles up and hipster from the ankles down. Weird and boring. Score: 7/10.
SHE: Is disappointing. Dammit, Cammie, you’ve been owning every red carpet and photocall every time your stiletto heels hit the floor lately. You’ve been on a style high. How disappointing that the minute you have to spend some time with your ex, you break out the ” crazy ex-girlfriend” dress. Darling, you’re supposed to be giving off an air of “It matters not to me that this man-child is breathing my air, for look at how spectacular I am! Everyone wants to be me or do me. Eat it, pube-head.” But no, this outfit says “HI! I MISS YOU! OR MAYBE I DON’T. HAHA! I CAN’T MAKE UP MY MIND! I’M PERFECTLY FINE. STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!” Bad idea, Cams. We hate to kick a gal while she’s in the middle of a nervous breakdown, but we’re gonna have to go with… Score: 4/10. Sweetie, you screwed this up so bad you wound up making your ex look better by comparison. Badly played, girl.
Combined score: 5.5/10. Go have some ice cream, Cam. That always makes us feel better.
[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]