In or Out: Kelly Rowland in Twenty8Twelve
Darlings! TWO I/O posts in one day! OUTRAGEOUS! But we can explain. Which we will now do as if we were bit players in a 1930s gangster movie. Why? Bored. You see…
So Lorenzo says to Tom, he says, “Tom, did you see those pictures of that dame Kelly Rowland all the way over in England wearing that top by Twenty8Twelve?” Tom says, “No,” he says, “Say, why do you ask? Is she a dish? A looker? A tomato?” So Lorenzo, he says, “Tom, she is a dish, looker, tomato. We can make it our WERQ entry for the day, see? Wait’ll you get a load of the pins on this doll!” And then Tom says, “Show me the goods.”
So Tom says, “Oh.” And then he says, “Say, are you on the up and up?” And Lorenzo, he’s all annoyed-like now, so he says, “Oh, here we go. Look at that choice bit of calico! ” And then Tom, he says, “Aw, applesauce!” So Lorenzo says, “Go chase yourself!”
It’s like this: Lorenzo thinks the top is fabulous and her bod looks amazing. Tom agrees on that. But Tom isn’t crazy about the spy girl hair and doesn’t think that kind of heavy-looking skirt goes all that well with the top. Plus: platforms with ankle straps. In short, Tom thinks it’s a great top being done a disservice by some bad detailing.
IN! Girl looks HOT. You are so right, Lorenzo!
OUT! She looks AWKWARD. If you can’t say anything nice, sit next to me, Tom!
It’s far too early to be tallying the results of Kylie’s walking away dress. The minions need time to form opinions, after all.
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]