David Arquette at Music Box in Hollywood
Ooh, we’re about to be so mean, girls.
Looking at the crags and canyons on that face (And seriously, David, you’re not even 40 yet; you shouldn’t look that beat. It’s long past time to break out the sunscreen and moisturizer, wouldn’t you say?), we feel secure in saying, DAVID. YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE DRESSING LIKE A 20-SOMETHING HIPSTER. There, we said it. We’re not saying he’s not allowed to wear a skinny tie, or skinny jeans, or a bright red sneakers. We’re just saying he can’t put them all together and expect to look anything better than what he is: a man approaching middle age (who looks it) trying to dress like Justin Bieber. It’s sad. He’s slim and not bad looking. There’s no reason why he should be stuffing himself into these getups in an effort to look good. We’d be okay with the look if he’d just switch out the footwear for something a little more sophisticated and wore a jacket that fit him a little better.
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