Red Carpet Rundown
It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time.
Slap some white wings on her and she’s a Hallmark commemorative Christmas ornament.
Great color on her, but not such a flattering shape. Also, when your dress has volume, so should your hair, even if you’re wearing it up. Otherwise you get pinhead.
This is super-cute. A bit gynecological, but still cute.
We don’t care how many ways it’s deployed, we’re never really going to love that Westwood cat ears bustline. But it’s Heidi and it’s short and skin-baring, so it’s all working here. Hate the Silly Putty shoes, though.
Bad hair, bad dress, bad shoes. The gays are on strike with this one, apparently.
A little too citrus-y for our tastes.
Looks sharp and put together.
Miley’s such a trouper doing this photocall when she clearly has a very busy life as a mother of five teenagers who’s also probably facing menopause.
Darlings, what’s a word for “bland and ugly?”
Such is the power of The Lopez that she can banish cameltoe with her mind. It’s as smooth as Barbie’s crotch down there and will remain so as long as a camera is pointed at her.
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]