“Pirates of the Caribbean” Premiere
Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.
Although really, that caption should read “Penelope Cruz in every dress she’s worn in public since 2003,” which would be fitting, because…
Feh. You bore us, superstars. We refuse to spend any more time on you. The desperate attention-whores are where it’s at.
The bodice is kind of interesting, but that shapeless feather duster of a skirt is a no. Especially since it looks like the lining is hanging out.
The look on her face pretty much screams “Fuck, I just wanted to take the kids out for fun. Nobody said anything about pictures.” Cool Chucks, girl.
Kind of a cute/interesting dress. Shoes are a bit bridesmaid-y, but it’s a good look. Might’ve been improved by a belt.
Geez, when did she become so generic? We didn’t recognize her at first. Is it us, or does this look have a slightly juvenile feel to it?
She’s doing a fine job of upholding the family tradition of being totally boring from a fashion sense.
Dude, have a little dignity.
Okay, the shoes are all wrong and she’s far from giving good face here, but credit where it’s due: that’s a great dress on her.
Sophie was carried to this event rolled up inside a tote bag and then dumped out onto the red carpet mere moments before this picture was taken.
We think she might be too tiny for this dress. Also, the neutral platform pumps are all wrong for it.
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]