Pairs Division: Witherspoon and Pattinson
Kittens, it’s time once again to check in on the two most ardent soul mates in Hollywood history!
Can you feel the love tonight? Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon on the red carpet for the premiere of their latest film “Water For Elephants” at the State Theatre in Sydney.
Zac Posen Fall 2011 Collection Model Vlada Roslyakova (WOMEN)
He: Fine. We have no issue with anything going on here. We appreciate the light-colored suit and white shirt, since so many young male stars (and even the older ones) default too much to dark suits and dark shirts. The fit is great, the hair is impeccable and he looks sharp. Could have used a closer shave and maybe a slight adjustment on the hem, but those are quibbles. Score: 9/10
She: Is getting bad advice, it seems. Whoever’s dressing her seems to insist on super-tight dresses. We’ve never seen her in person but all indications are that Reese is teeny-tiny. These tight little dresses are serving to make her look, well, a little dumpy sometimes. It depends of course on the dress, but with the high, pointy, Westwood-esque bustline and the way the skirt falls, this dress is making her look very busty and hippy and as far as we can tell, she’s neither of those things. The color’s great and it fits her (although she’s clearly not taking any deep breaths or putting anything in her mouth while she wears it), but the proportions aren’t as flattering as they could be. The shoes are boring and the hair’s a little honky-tonk. We’d swear she has a scrunchie holding it together. Less volume on the hair and more jewelry next time, Reese. Score: 6/10.
Combined score: 7.5/10 and Patz did all the heavy lifting. Ooooh, Reese is going to have some assistants whipped over this one. Will she be able to continue giving him the full Nancy Reagan adoration look for future premieres and photocalls? Stay tuned!
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