Wango Tango Concert

Anonymous

But you’re right. Most of the disasters are very in line with high-schoolers flexing their fashion muscles.

What is with Paris Hilton? Is she homeless and living out of her mobile dressing room? Changing at the highway rest stops for the next in an uninterrupted series of events, no matter how small, since she has no home to go to?

Or is she dating somebody on the production side of these events?

formerlyAnon

But you’re right. Most of the disasters are very in line with high-schoolers flexing their fashion muscles.

What is with Paris Hilton? Is she homeless and living out of her mobile dressing room? Changing at the highway rest stops for the next in an uninterrupted series of events, no matter how small, since she has no home to go to?

Or is she dating somebody on the production side of these events?

Anon

May I please join you at the Oscar de la Renta show instead of spending more time looking at this group? Please? Pretty please?

Anon

May I please join you at the Oscar de la Renta show instead of spending more time looking at this group? Please? Pretty please?

JZMom

Okay – I’m old. I know who very few of these people are; the ones I do know are from watching TV with my kids. Why is the male uniform “jeans, Tshirt and untied shoes” while the female uniform is “short dress with really high heels, making it impossible to either stand up OR sit down”?

ASK

I don’t know that the girls are over dress or just than a good number of the guys look like their clothes / jeans need to be washed.

Have I missed the trend to look like you need laundering.

JZMom

Okay – I’m old. I know who very few of these people are; the ones I do know are from watching TV with my kids. Why is the male uniform “jeans, Tshirt and untied shoes” while the female uniform is “short dress with really high heels, making it impossible to either stand up OR sit down”?

ASK

I don’t know that the girls are over dress or just than a good number of the guys look like their clothes / jeans need to be washed.

Have I missed the trend to look like you need laundering.

Vaniljekjeks

Awful. I am only in my mid twenties and I have no idea who most of these people are. Most of the girls look like big heads on tiny, poorly dressed bodies. Æsj.

Anne

So funny. As I was scrolling down, I kept thinking, how is this not a disaster? Or this? Am I really that old? The final tag made my laugh out loud, so relieved. Yipes!

Vaniljekjeks

Awful. I am only in my mid twenties and I have no idea who most of these people are. Most of the girls look like big heads on tiny, poorly dressed bodies. Æsj.

Anne

So funny. As I was scrolling down, I kept thinking, how is this not a disaster? Or this? Am I really that old? The final tag made my laugh out loud, so relieved. Yipes!

fafafab

who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

fafafab

who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

fafafab

who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

fafafab

who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

http://profiles.google.com/jerome.springer Jerome Springer

Thank you I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Marzirocks

Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)
- Anonymous
  
  22, and even the ones I recognize I don’t know where from and don’t know by name. Except Glee and Ke$ha.
Marzirocks

Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)
Marzirocks

Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)
Meghan

samies

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

Why is JC there? Seriously. He and Paris really are randoms at the event.

Lisa

“Because *everybody’s* got a random!”

MilaXX

I’m too lazy to google and I only recognize maybe half the folks here. Maybe my fellow kittens can help refresh my memory. I see a few AI contestants. Jordin Sparks looks great, btw. Paris looks cheap and ridiculously over dressed. Is that a 4 inch hem on her dress? Audrey Kitching looks like a low rent drag queen. A few look okay as in man/woman on the street ordinary and several are just try to hard train wrecks.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

WTF is JC Chasez doing there?

coffeeandshoes

He looks like such a dirty old man! Sad.
http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

He looks….vampirized.

http://profiles.google.com/shawna.ready shawna ready

Horrible camera angle. Everyone looks 3 feet tall.

http://profiles.google.com/natalierdaniels Natalie Daniels

Someone named their kid Fivel?

Jessi

My thoughts exactly. Are we doing that now?
Paula

LMAO! I did a double-take when I read that name. God-bless her.
Linds

I thought Fivel was the name of a boy mouse… (Technically Feivel, but still.)
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

No, she gave herself that name because “she liked it better than her real name.”
http://twitter.com/KristinJeannie Kristin Haughney

Her birth name was Trent Heaven Stewart. It’s better than the name her brother chose for himself, which is Booboo. I kid you not.

Anonymous

What an awful time for fashion.

Anonymous

Have a blast at the OdlR show!
Kesha looks like she been rode hard and put away wet.
The rest? Pretty meh.

http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

every single one of these people {save for paris & kesha} look like theyre on their way to or from ucla. kesha would probably be told by some official, somewhere, to button her shirt. paris would probably not have qualified for admission. & katerina graham would not be wearing stockings.

SMM

Top two: Colton Haynes and Henry Shum, with the former clearly winning it all.
How do I go about forming a bottom? There are just too many deserving contestants!

Kimmeister

I’m digging Stephen Colletti’s shoes.

Jordin Sparks looks good in orange.

Harry Shum looks great, as to be expected.

Sasha Jackson should be doing jazzercise in that getup.

Sorry to be mean, but Alli Simpson’s body parts look like they were put on askew.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

Uh, I knew about 4 of these people. They look like they were in the parking lot at my son’s High School…..

Jrittenberg

When did Ashley Fink become a Hot Topic model? Austin Brown has the best outfit for the guys, but he should have changed his shoes. Actually, there weren’t many fantastic shoes in this bunch. It was nice to see Audrey Kitching bring the crazy, even if she looked like a fail of a hipster on crack. What is wrong with young Hollywood?

andyleigh

I neither know nor care about any of these children, except to wonder why their parents let them go out in public looking like this. And of course there’s Paris, who looks like the slutty mother of one of these urchins who shows up to the embarrassment of her offspring. She should be careful that someone doesn’t decided she’s hitting on children and get her arrested. Has she no dignity? That’s rhetorical, as we know she has no dignity.

Beyond that, I have nothing I’d care to say about this anonymous bunch. Let’s hope they get better at dressing themselves before we can identify them.

Lisa

Hee! ”Has she no dignity?” cracked my shit up!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

So, now if an adult shows up in the same room as teenagers then that means they must be “hitting on them.” Wow, you may want to warn any adults going into the teaching professions.

Alyse

Hmm, I’m eighteen and I only recognized the Glee kids (cause I am a gleek) Ke$ha, Joe Jonas, Jordin Sparks and Paris Hilton. I’m guessing most of them are from Disney and Nick shows, maybe a couple of CW actors in there. But that Austin Brown is a cutie the Glee kids (cause I am a gleek) Ke$ha, Joe Jonas, Jordin Sparks and Paris Hilton. I’m guessing most of them are from Disney and Nick shows, maybe a couple of CW actors in there. But that Austin Brown is a cutie

Alyse

Eh? What on earth is going on with my comment? I honestly did not type that twice.
Anonymous

Audrey Kitching is an alt model.

Long Island

How the hell is Paris Hilton still young Hollywood?

http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

Maybe Young Hollywood is too young to remember she’s a has been.

kingderella

most of those girls must have been fabricated in the same factory…

Colton Haynes: ive heard that name before, but if you had asked me who he was, i would have guessed hes a gay porn star. looking at him here, im still not entirely sure hes not.

Paris thought it was halloween, she came dressed as xtina.
Katerina Graham: VAGINA!

Kesha: ???

cody simpson: i instantly hate him, which isnt entirely fair. its probably because he looks a little like an ex-roommate i dont want to be reminded of.

JC chasez: he still exists! whod have thunk. hes looking weird to me, though… is it just an unflattering picture or am i just out of the loop?

bella thorne: dont know who she is, but i like the silhouette of her dress, and the way her hair clashes with the print.

audrey kitchin: ??????????????????????

ashley fink: kinda cool

bees

That’s funny, I instantly hate Cody Simpson, too, because he reminds me of the biggest PITA of a student I’ve ever had in years and years of teaching.

Anonymous

Jordan, Pia, Harry, Bridgit, Bella and Francia all look good to great, although I hate Bella’s shoes. Sharni Vinson would be fine if she weren’t wearing elf boots.That Colton dude is OK, although he wouldn’t be my type if I were in that age group. Ian Harding is also looking OK. The rest are on some lower point of the fashion spectrum. Kei$ha has her very own place there. It’s even named after her.

And, geez, Paris just looks pathetic. Why is she there? See also: JC Chasez.

Adam Hicks is cracking me up.

Are Alli and Cody Simpson kids part of *the* Simpson Dynasty, i.e., Jessica and Ashley’s siblings? Alli looks like Pia Zadora.

Anonymous

I’m very disappointed in Audrey Kitching. What the hell did she do to her hair?!

http://twitter.com/KwanaWrites Kwana Jackson

Well I feel old now. Thanks.

Jenny

Jordan Sparks and Harry Shum Jr. look adorable. The rest of them look sloppy and cheap, like they’re all in tenth grade meeting up at the mall. Oh, and varying levels of smarmy, greasy, or slutty.

Breda

I think part of the reason for this is that a lot of them appear to have been photographed at a slight downward angle – a lot of events like this do. No idea if that’s true, or if they all really DO have disproportionately short legs and over-large heads.

Noelle

Yes! They have been photographed to look like bobbleheads – especially that poor Savannah Jayde (whoever she is!)!!

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PFPESDH4EDCW3UEDVNWWSHB4XQ Michaela T.

what is this… a kindergarten picnic??

Aside from that scary old lady at the end. WTF????

MK

Who else wants to drop-kick Ke$ha off a cliff?

Meg

I’d like to drop kick her into a shower and not let her out until she no longer looks like she lives in a dumpster.

Alzarius Star

whoa…. when did joe jonas become an 40 year old deadbeat dad?

http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

Need to wash my eyes now.

Tired mommy

Who are these people? I am old

Judy_J

Don’t know who Audrey Kitching is, but her look definitely stands out in that sea of black. And Paris Hilton looks like she’s attending the wrong event. That dress cuts so low across her bust, I’m surprised we didn’t see a nip slip.

http://angryfemur.tumblr.com Andrea Lane

Good grief, those are some horrifying outfits. What on god’s green EARTH is Audrey Hitching wearing? And who on Earth is she?

That being said, Bridget Mendler and Savannah Jade look supafly.

Oli

You guys, NO. Just no. You cannot abandon your minions with a collection like this! We need your bitchy phrases to get on with the rambling.

Anonymous

Um, I know who Paris Hilton, Joe Jonas, and Jordan Sparks are, and they all seem to be skewing a little old for the event. I don’t know who Alli Simpson is, but did something happen to her face, or is it just the world’s least flattering picture?

Most of them are casually inoffensive, but Katerina Graham looks like she’s taking time off from her corner.

antares

I have no idea who most of these people are, but I want to thank them for providing some needed laughing-at-how-asinine-some-people-can-be today.

Christine Marie

NO. I WILL NOT DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR FUNNY AND DEAD-ON COMMENTARY, WHICH I SEE BARELY ANY OF IN THIS POST. I COULD HAVE LOOKED THE PICTURES UP ON ANY NUMBER OF OTHER SITES AND HAD THE EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE. NO. UNACCEPTABLE. OSCAR DE LA RENTA IS NO EXCUSE.
Okay, so caps lock wasn’t deserved but still. You asked for bitchery. There it is, bitches <3

Anonymous

You’re partially right. Oscar de la Renta isn’t an excuse – it’s a reason! ;-D

Mommmmmm!

Outside of the Glee people, my teenage daughter couldn’t even name most of these “celebrities,” which is fine, because they mostly look horrible.

http://profiles.google.com/xelad007 C Deal

1) Isn’t Paris Hilton “a little long in the tooth” to be included in this crowd?
2) Audrey Kitching and Alli Simpson are scary as H3LL!

http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

Sabi and Cody are clearly celebrities because they are the first people to have been cryogenically frozen in the mid 80′s and successfully revived. Clothing, hair and make-up intact.

prairieportia

They were each given a budget of ten dollars and told they had to dress themselves from purchases at a nearby mall. It’s the only explanation.

Anonymous

Audrey Kitching: Norma Desmond mets Jem.

Anonymous

Is Audrey Kitching a drag? I have no idea who most of these people are.

Anonymous

Is there a shortage of gays in LA??? Are they on strike? On vacation???

Anonymous

I feel so old.

But I do want those those hot pink leopard print boots. Is that wrong?

–GothamTomato

Lisa

Hey, it was really great of Boy George to show up for the kids!

Tenley

I had no idea leggings already were back in — I thought they’d been declared out forever after the third time around.

PattyAD

According to my daughter, Cody Simpson is the new Bieber. At some point, I’m going to get too old to keep all this straight, and be horribly embarassing to my kids. Can’t wait.

Heather

I googled Alli Simpson because the someone earlier asked if she and Cody were related to Jessica Simpson, and I wanted to know. Apparently, (according to his wikipedia page), 14 yr old Cody was discovered on You Tube, and has a few releases out now… and…believe it or not, Alli is his YOUNGER sister. Can that possibly be right? Is the one pictured here younger than 14? Weird.
- http://www.facebook.com/notadouche Jeffrey D Foldenauer
  
  I thought this too and googled Alli. She turned 12 last month. Is it just me or does Joe Jonas look like he is 40-something?
  - Kat
    
    yes, and Alli Simpson looks like a bad version of Kristin Chenoweth (an old, bad version…)
- PattyAD
  
  I was mature for 12, but people took me for 16, not 47. I don’t know if it’s the styling or lighting or what here, but the poor thing looks harsh.
- PattyAD
  
  I was mature for 12, but people took me for 16, not 47. I don’t know if it’s the styling or lighting or what here, but the poor thing looks harsh.
  - PattyAD
    
    Sorry for the triple post. Wonky computer system this morning.
  - PattyAD
    
    Sorry for the triple post. Wonky computer system this morning.

http://twitter.com/phreddd F. Eloy Vaughn

Who the fuck are most of these babies? I know it’s just a concert, but not much stepping up of style here (and can someone kill Paris Hilton already?) – it almost doesn’t justify TLo attention…

guest

terrible clothes on random people. since when is joe jonas 45??

ApexGDS

I have no idea who Daren Kagasoff or Colton Haynes are, but am I the only one who thought they resembled the Two Coreys circa 1990-ish?? Especially Colton … it was actually a bit eerie how much he looks like Corey Haim.

Ashley Fink, while still looking like a emo/grunge trainwreck, is showing signs of improvement. It’s actually a rather polished look for her.

marciekr

Jordan Sparks and Bridgit Mendler look great. The rest of the girls looks meh to ewww. The guys all sort of melted together into one jeans and bright colored shoes boy.

Dellde

Why does Kesha always look like she hasn’t bathed? Wash that glitter off your face you look sticky. Wash that glitter off your face you look sticky.

http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

I don’t know any of these people and I don’t care. I remember boys being cuter when I was a youngster in the 70s and 80s.

ccm800

WTF is up with Ali Simpsons face? she looks like a 47 year old woman

jzzy55

Bella Thorne gets my vote for Good Effort. She and Ian Harding might look cute together. Like everyone else posting, I have no idea who these people are, so I’m just looking at the styling and clothing.

Anonymous

What the fuck was this again????

Christina Descaro

I see a lot of boys looking cute and a lot of girls looking tragic. Paris seems to have mistaken the little loops you use for garment-hanging for straps. Also, I don’t know what an Audrey Kitching is but I believe there is a fur turban involved.

http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

Paris Hilton, trying to be relevant. Sad.

BuffaloJD

Wango Tango?!!
I can’t imagine any one of these trying-too-hard dullards listening to Ted Nugent!

tee

I have no clue who these people are, but Harry Shum is foine.

Anonymous

Bella Thorne and Audrey Kitching have discernible styles the rest are truly unremarkable

http://twitter.com/patbower Patrick Bower

I turned 20 today and I don’t even recognize most of these people. I think Lucy Hale looks great though. Colton Haynes is a babe

Anonymous

Huh. And, see, I kinda like what Paris is wearing. Then again, I’m a 17 year old who dresses like a 27 year old in the 1950s, so fuck if I have anything to say.

Also……who? I, once again, am 17 and I have NO idea who anyone is here. I’ve heard of a grand total of 6 of these people. But to me, most of these people tend to blend together into a generic mass of tan-skinned, short-skirted “starlets”. That I will never hear of again.

Also, also, Audrey Kitching has seen better days, hasn’t she? Seriously, honey. Those eyebrows. They do not work. Neither does that hair color. Why would she ever go with such a light pink? It looks dreadful.

Maria

Say it with me ladies; LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. I don’t care how skinny you are, cover your crotch before you leave the house.

http://www.facebook.com/notadouche Jeffrey D Foldenauer

Did someone egg Ke$ha in the face?

girliecue

Gasp! Harry Shum looks like my dad – a 78-year-old Asian man – here! I don’t know whether to be happy for my dad or sad for Harry Shum. But they’re both cute. As an aside, I am firmly of the opinion if you are not fair (in coloring) then light gray is not your friend.

Eva_Baby

Heh. Katerina Graham really wants to win Fug Madness next year.

Wjs

Tell me more about Harry Shum’s shoes, please.

Annie

Hand me my eye bleach! Those last three are especially bad. Is that Audrey Kitching a man in drag?

Auntie L

I know about 6 of these people. Cody Simpdon is channeling Michael Jackson (maybe he had to do a report on the 80′s for school…) Austin Brown is A-dorable!! And I adore Audrey Kitching…come on!!

Luv2birdie18

Oh you bitches had me going for a minute. LOL! I’d long ago given up trying to identify most “celebrities” but I must say: is it just me are all the new little “starlets” out there really tiny short people? What is up with that? I thought the general population was getting taller, but this looks like Munchkinland in really bad clothing.

Anonymous

Oh, Tom … Oh, Lorenzo … Don’t tell me you’ve just punked your devoted minions!

http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

JC Chasez is there because he co-wrote two songs for Matthew Morrison’s new album, and MM performed at Wango Tango along with the youngsters. Why do I know these things? don’t ask.

Anonymous

I won’t ask, but I’m weirdly impressed.

Queeniethebold

Who ARE these people?!?!?! i’ve never heard of 99% of them. Ugh, they all look horrendous. Don’t want to know who they are, even if that makes me a certified old fart.

cole

does JC Chasez still count as young Hollywood? He’s gotta be mid thirties by now

Jennifer

Er – when Stephen Coletti was the first person I recognized I thought I was in trouble, thank goodness I’m not the only one.

Anonymous

Once again in a sea of youthful inanity, Harry Shum stands out as the person who looks most interesting and worth spending more than 2 minutes with.

Disappointed

Who approved jeggings? When did that become okay?

hilary

hahahahah kesha looks so lost

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

Austin Brown is Rebbie Jackson’s son and Michael and Janet’s nephew. Oh, and a singer.

JC Chasez might want to consider updating his look a bit. He fits in a little too well with this bunch of people who are 10 years younger than he.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Rose-Roby/100000591627220 Rose Roby

I must be very old. I have no idea who most of these people are!

Californiagirl

Some definite train wrecks here. I’m looking at you Audrey Kitching and Ke$ha.The camera angle is unflattering to everyone! Some definite train wrecks here.

Youth. It’s wasted on the young….

akprincess72

What the heck is an Audrey Kitching???Audrey Kitching???

http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

I think that men’s fashion really has to defer to women’s. If women have to wear uncomfortably high heels, men should also have to go have a similar handicap to their mobility–hence, the untied shoes.

http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

Cracktacular! All I can say is “who the EFF is that?” to most, Harry Shum Jr. rarely looks bad (tho that is a lot of grey), and PLEASE tell me that girl’s name isn’t actually FIVEL!!!!

http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

I honestly don’t know any of these people. Well, except Paris – who indeed looks horribly overdressed. Except Ke$ha who as usual looks like she went to a crack house before the party. except the Nsync guy who I thought… Well never mind. And the Glee folk.

Wtf is with that Audrey Kitching person? I never thought it was possible to make shades of pink look SO PAINFULLY BAD together. Her make-up looks equally bad if not worse. Now I’m curious who she is and what she does and why she’s even there. I googled her but can’t even find a bio or whatever. For as far as I can tell she is a self-proclaimed celeb, to me it looks like she’s just another one of those “hip” bloggers who do odd photoshoots once in a while. I’m confused.

Korilian

Holy shit! These girls are insane!

Korilian

Holy shit! These girls are insane!

Korilian

Holy shit! These girls are insane!

Anonymous

Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

Anonymous

Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

Anonymous

Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

RyzandShyn

Of course I know the Glee kids, the American Idol people, and Miss Paris, but I do actually recognize one other. Embarrassing to know this, but Stephen Colletti was the boyfriend of choice on MTVs Laguna Beach and was still there at the beginning of The Hills.
I can honestly say that I watched with my daughter to monitor what she was viewing, but the truth is I eventually got sucked in too.

RyzandShyn

Of course I know the Glee kids, the American Idol people, and Miss Paris, but I do actually recognize one other. Embarrassing to know this, but Stephen Colletti was the boyfriend of choice on MTVs Laguna Beach and was still there at the beginning of The Hills.
I can honestly say that I watched with my daughter to monitor what she was viewing, but the truth is I eventually got sucked in too.

http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

To paraphrase Patti Smith from her memoir: “I think they’re artists” “Naw, they’re just kids”

http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

To paraphrase Patti Smith from her memoir: “I think they’re artists” “Naw, they’re just kids”

Jessamyn

The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

Jessamyn

The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

Jessamyn

The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

Leslie

I’m assuming this is the latest Mickey Mouse Club grads.

Leslie

“assuming these are…”
Leslie

“assuming these are…”

Leslie

I’m assuming this is the latest Mickey Mouse Club grads.

Bianca

Boring and ill advised

Bianca

Boring and ill advised

Bianca

Boring and ill advised

Thisisfake

Daren Kagasoff-they nixed Snookin’ for Love. Stop dressing like you’re auditioning for a part.

Colton Haynes-faux burberry with a hoody and scrunched up sleeves underneath? You’re better than that.

Stephen Coletti-it looks like there’s no official dress code and you haven’t done anything necessarily egregious. So far, you’re in the lead.

Sabi-I hate booties. Yours are the cutest thing about your outfit. I guess I can congratulate you for wearing lycra and not showing a hint of ‘toe.

Sharni-That shirt isn’t doing you any favors. It not only cuts you at your widest part, but it’s shape drags the line even further, making you seen hugely hippy. Regardless, you manage to look cute. Yay for good genes. Now get better jeans.

Adam Hicks-All that black, well, in addition to being lazy, it looks a little creepy. Also, stop posing like Mickey Rourke.

Paris-It’s sad to see her turning up at events like this. Honey-sometimes anonymity is better than being known as mutton at 30.

Kat Graham-you’re one of the few people who’s names I’ve come to know. I don’t know where I know it from, but it rings a bell. From now on, it’s going to remind me of terrible two toned hair and high-waisted, cut out shorts that pull from the crotch. You’d have been better off going to Old Navy and stealing whatever the nearest mannequin had on.

Jordin Sparks-Love the fun hair, the dress is working for you and your shoes work. Better Jewelry would have tied it all together.

Pia Toscano-for being an entirely unrevealing dress, it looks a little slutty.

Lucy Hale-The 90210 remake isn’t set in the 90s and even if it was-who wants to be Shannon Doherty?

Ke$ha-a bra under a suit? Come on Ke$ha, you’re losing it. You’re the most respectable looking person at the event. You’ve got to try harder if you want people to think you’re a trashy, shlubby mess.

Max Adler-nice-ish mall clothes.

I’m burnt out already…I’ll give credit to Ian Hardin and Elizabeth Mathis for pulling something appropriately attractive together.